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So You like traumatized dark hair guys with mask/hoodies? What about music? well………..

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Practice Makes Perfect may have been my absolute favorite 12 minutes of Star Wars I’ve ever seen. It was perfect.

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Someone could come to me from the future and say that by season 8 of WWDITS everyone would be fucking each other and aside from Nadja and Guillermo hooking up, I wouldn’t be surprised.

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i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

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thank you taika for knowing that in her core jane foster is actually super chaotic. jane is a genius, one of the smartest people in the world, but also has no impulse control. like take home a guy i hit with a car bc he’s connected to my experiment? sure, my assistant has a taser, we can just put him down! travel to another world, talk back to a guy who insulted me- oh shit he’s the king! whatever my point still stands! see a kid reading my book while we’re at chemo? let me rip it apart to give him a physical model of the einstein-rosen bridge.

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Are You Getting Queerbaited Or Are You Being Misled By Your Internet Echo Chamber

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People who bitch about Captain America’s MCU ending make me sick. Imagine you’ve lived your entire life for other people and you’ve finally found a chance to be happy with the love of your life, just for everyone around you to call you selfish for it. It’s the perfect ending that he deserves and nothing anyone says will be able to change my mind.

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TIL that there are actually people who still ship Robin and Steve. As if that ship didn’t go down quicker than the Titanic the second we found out she was a lesbian.

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NO BECAUSE THIS BROKE ME EVEN MORE..SO HERE

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Come crawling faster, obey your master.

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Oh you’re traumatized? I’m sorry to hear that. Doesn’t give you the right to neglect and overlook the people who care for you. We’re all traumatized. Life fucking sucks. But in your lack of dealing with your trauma in a healthy way you are inadvertently taking it out on the people who care about you and that’s not right.

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wait no I was supposed to hate this guy why did they make him relatable

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I love Leia meeting Obi Wan and immediately telling him he looks old when her dad is directly responsible for every single wrinkle Obi Wan has. Like, Leia, sweetie, he raised your dad. He was there when you were born and the circumstances surrounding THAT aged him AT LEAST fifteen years. Of course he looks like he has the soul of a deeply tired grandpa.

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I love how the Kenobi show writers all got together and continued the grand tradition of TCW by saying, "Alright, we know this man has plot armor, so how can we make his life an absolute living hell until then?"

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Honestly Obi Wan not knowing Anakin was alive the whole time changes everything. When Padme tells Obi that there's still good in Anakin its seemingly implied that Obi Wan doesn't want to tell her that he's a sith now but it's actually showing that Obi Wan fully believed that Anakin, Padmes wife, the father of the newborn babies, was dead and that he himself had killed Anakin, and couldn't bring himself to tell her seconds before she died still believing

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The reason they sent Luke to face Darth Vader instead of Leia was because they knew she’d emotionally destroy him beyond salvation.

She’d take one look at him, with his lightsaber ignited, and say something biting like “you hide behind a mask because you fear the monster you’ve become” and he’d just cry.