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lol me stumbling my way into bisexuality

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I cannot stress enough how embarrassingly dumb this album is.

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i forgot one of the horrendous and unexpected consequences of a new taylor swift album is my beloved mutuals making beautiful art and gif sets with her atrocious goofy ass chatGPT-esque lyrics

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There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—

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“touch me while your bros play gta” “maybe the 1830s but without all the racists” “you were like a tattooed golden retriever” “get your shit together so I can love you” “You wouldn't last an hour in the ““asylum”” where they raised us”

true, it’s raw, too raw, it’s giving me salmonella and killing and torturing me slowly dear god make it stop

@punkeropercyjackson @fancylala4

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Saw this on twitter. Swifties really went after a girl of color for thinking that the line “living in 1830” is weird and got her to delete her own tweet about it..

And she’s right.

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I know he's my ex. But he's the ex I want to start over with the most. Maybe that same book has a revised edition and ends differently or has a great plot twist.

Krist Perawat & Singto Prachaya for #GMMTV2024PART2

The Ex-Morning | GMMTV 2024 PART 2

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Phil being a little shit and roasting Dan and Dan getting offended and launching into a full rant is one of my top 3 fave phan™ things they do

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See Dan is the one who usually makes me feel all kinds of gender envy but Phil in those red silk pjs, open top buttons and the messy quiff? I’ll have what he’s having thanks

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I literally do not give a single fuck. This is a joke post

We should have a museum where every year, you can participate in the stabbing of Caesar, with 3d reconstruction or something. Like a reenactment but also as a threat to politicians. I think that’d be fun

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boop :3

I woke up to two boops and I feel like a silly orange cat :3

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boop :3

Boop right back at ya ^_^

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Dan having a whole breakdown when Phil said the jacket smelled like a man that wasn’t him was so funny. “What? Excuse me? Philip where have you been?” Sjsksjksk like relax danisnotonfire he’s all yours now please stop arguing and making moon eyes at each other for the sake of my sanity thx

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Malte Gardinger is the only reason I manage to feel bad for August lmao. Get out of here with your big, confused heartbroken eyes and your 6’2 ass towering over everybody

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Kristina is all like, I’ve been having a hard time so I’m just taking a mental health break and wille just goes, I totally get u mom I’m taking a mental health break too. Forever. Peace out, bye ✌️. Like he saw the only opening he’ll probably ever get and absolutely ran with it

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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"