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tolkien + “due to personal reasons…”

bonus:

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hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

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I wonder what JRR Tolkien would think if he was alive today and found out people were salivating over and sexually craving the Orcs he created.

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since technically there is no male and female bc we are all one in Jesus Christ…. would that make our collective nipples “god-presenting”? discuss. 

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if you recognize these images you die instantly

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I’m making bread

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on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

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Assassin’s Creed Odyssey: Tan Line Edition

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I actually feel sorry for the likely unpaid intern sitting at tumblr HQ dealing with all our bullshit and snark while those actually in charge watch the world burn from a safe distance and blame it on us damn kids not buying more products. Because ultimately this is what this about. Verizon needs to make money from Tumblr, and Verizon can’t make money cause Apple says “no adult content” and Apple has a stranglehold on the app market.

The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. We’re acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and that’s the fucking tea on that.

Also to the hypothetical unpaid intern: leave, sweety. You can do better, and you’re worth so much more.

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How to find your original posts (and not reblogs)

For the sake of moving your stuff to other places.

First, consider backing up your blog. They’ll send you a back up of every single post on your blog in a file via email, though it takes some time and be a really big file for some. You might not need or want it, depending on your blogging style.

Tumblr Original Post Finder (jetblackcode.com/TumblrOriginalPostFinder/) ((not linked for obvious reasons for tblr’s censoring))

It will look like this when you type in your URL and press enter.

You can then go through and see which ones you’d want to save, or you can go back and filter by number of notes (for example, it can find all posts with 10+ or 100+ notes or whatever you desire). I plan on saving them to a document in order to post later to alternative websites, wherever we end up moving.

There’s not a lot of ways to speed the process up, but this is what I have. I hope it helps. 

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hey yall since it's all going to shit pretty soon anyway can i get some ac:o alexios fun art over here if you know what i mean i need that shit before i leave forever thanks

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good things about the nsfw ban

good idea to ban nsfw content on a 13+ website. like as a concept, it is a good policy!!

no more cp

children will not get exposed to nsfw shit on here anymore (literally you could not search the tag of any female character, including adult ones, without finding porn of her. after this ban was announced, a 15 year old i know’s first reaction was “finally i can search any tag ever”)

no more dudes with blogs that are just gifs of stolen footage from sex workers

no more nerds with hentai blogs. theyre not inherently bad but i personally hate them

bad things about the nsfw ban

will hurt sex workers who use this site to advertise

bad implementation: things getting incorrectly flagged as nsfw. several sfw lgbt tags and a few fandom tags (like, for children’s tv shows) were made unsearchable, and some innocent people’s blogs were deleted. this is more a problem with the implementation, than the policy itself.

not necessarily a bad thing about the nsfw ban, but a bad thing related to it: tumblr ONLY did this bc they got taken out of the app store. they don’t actually give a shit

things that are unrelated to the nsfw ban but important to note

tumblr still hasn’t banned the terfs or the nazis, and they need to.

tumblr STILL promotes pedophilic content. in their “year in review 2018″ thing, many of the “top ships” listed were pedophilic (like sheith) or incestuous (like thorki). this is disgusting.

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Look at him go!!

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tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

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