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“The idea of not being a kid anymore terrifies me. I am an adult and I have been hurled out of the world of boys and girls into the fray of men and women, and expected to function as a grown-up when I never functioned very well as a kid.”

— Kelley York

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A quick repost of my Portia from @thearcanagame! I think she’s definitely my favorite cosplay because I get such positive feedback on her. I’m making her canon outfit soon but here’s some Werecat Portia from the Halloween charms! They’re so cute 😭💖

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I'll be posting some some drawings I did over the year beggining with one of my favourites, Marinette in her fancy dress!!💖🐞

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Begun reading The Secret Commonwealth, my heart is constantly breaking

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New Years is a time to reflect on all the dogs and cats we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the dogs and cats we’ll see in the year to come

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the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

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When you’re watching the Witcher for the 4th time and realize you have everything you need for an inspired photoshoot. ^^

I’m a troll-slashing, sword-wielding, “ripping meat and tearing it with my teeth” kind of lady. ;)

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Oh my gosh, I haven't been online in like forever.

And now we cancelled our streaming service (which was pretty bad) and I can't watch His Dark Materials tomorrow and I've just seen the first half of the season.

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Adrienette because reasons…👀💦

Bonus:

(Local sunshine about to get wrecked by his gf in 3…2…1) >v<

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Adrien: “Here’s a fun idea.”

Adrien: “We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight the person.”

Gabriel: “We are not doing that.”

Nathalie *nodding*: “Mistlefoe.”

Gabriel: “Nathalie! Don’t encourage him!”

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im screaming into my pillow

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A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

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WAIT A SECOND

MARINETTE THAT'S NOT ADRIEN YOU'RE SMELLING

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WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE 

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf