kingkas-moon

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stop sending your fav songs to stupid people

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my relationship with gender? we're divorced

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trope that will never not be funny: android partying with its human friends but it can't physically digest illicit substances. it therefore gets "drunk" by for instance: abusing magnets

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Bucky says hi

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YALL IM FUCKING SEEING MCR THIS SATURDAAYY

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alfred livestreaming his breakdown to the entire us public (as his pr team devolves into chaos)

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Ozzie Osborne just died … holy shit

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Evacuation

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absolute menace but still such a good boy :')))

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Bestest man goes through worstest day.

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they are best friends

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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

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I made my version of the Demon Hunters 🇧🇷(first generation)

I really loved this trend

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"call lycanthropy a truth indispensable from Christian faith the way i want to dogma cock with a knot" i say out loud. "send tweet, alexa". after a brief pause jeff bezos' voice at 10000 decibels asks me "what the fuck is wrong with this faggot", ripping me asunder

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spliced together clips of the band getting dragged off (from here and here) since i havent seen a shot of the whole stage at once during this moment yet