kirbymybeloved

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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knuckle tats tht say WHOO PSIE

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“but my girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I started hrt…” FUCKING LEAVE HER THEN!!

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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been getting really into bed recently

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

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saying "und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute" instead of "they lived happily ever after" is so fucking funny to me. like, yeah. ofc they're still alive if they didn't die. doesn't mean it's a happy life though lmao

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$20 used to mean something

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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Marina Sirtis as Deanna Troi STAR TREK: VOYAGER || Life Line

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You don't have to give romance a chance. You don't have to give individual people a chance romantically.

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No LGB without the T!