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Kirby I have a gift for you

!Spawn(5000 strawberries)

oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a strawberry! oh look, a

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pssssst i forgot to ring pop propose to my girlfriend AND my boyfriend. no one tell king dedede

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it’s been two years can i please have another one. i’m starving

may i interest you in one single crumb

oh boy! a crumb

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oh look, a strawberry!

oh look, a strawberry!

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hey don’t say that that’s mean

don't worry boss i know you'd never own any mugs because you don't have any hands to hold them in. 🫡 glory to the strongest final boss in kirby history

I CAN HOLD A MUG IF I WANT TO I JUST DON’T OWN ANY. ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN KIRBY HISTORY NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THAT LITTLE PINK FUCK

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not true! everything should be about. meese :3

don't worry boss i know you'd never own any mugs because you don't have any hands to hold them in. 🫡 glory to the strongest final boss in kirby history

I CAN HOLD A MUG IF I WANT TO I JUST DON’T OWN ANY. ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN KIRBY HISTORY NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THAT LITTLE PINK FUCK

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oh look, a strawberry!

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People who say candy corn tastes like wax have never eaten a candle before but I have. I've eaten a candle. This doesn't feel like a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle. Go eat a candle.

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WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE BOX

THEY TRIED TO GET RID OF ME BUT I’M UNKILLABLE HELL YEAH BABY

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my favourite part of the post-party festivities is making off with the leftover cake before your birthday buddy-slash-destined rival does

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NO GO AWAY GET AWAY FROM ME

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im shaking please make him stop

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how do i make him go away

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scared

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i dont like this post very much

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hero of dream land & protector of gamble galaxy! (੭｡╹▿╹｡)੭

part-time waitress. gourmet racer. pro pinballer. treasure hunter. wyvern rider. wielder of the star rod. other things too.

i’m a minor! i use they/he the most, but i’m happy with all pronouns and all nouns!

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the post i wanted to make fell into the fountain of dreams goodbye little post