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Kirito Says the Darndest Things
Actual quotes this child says don't @ me he's a dork. * Submissions are open!!
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#submission#sorry i think of my pecs are your playground so often why did he say that out loud#excuse me he said what now#kirito buddy listen#you sound like my mother flirting with my father#and i don't like that#kirito please i am begging you
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Please give me the best and funniest quotes from Kirito
That's what I try to do on this blog, when I'm not swamped with work! I am presently away from my volumes of SAO and will do my best to pick back up where I left off!
#ask#not a quote#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#kiri-sleep#I'm unsure if this was a request to pull some up from memory or not#my memory is amazing but not THAT good unfortunately#I won't be back near my novels until late January#been taking a longish break from stuff after finishing a huge research paper
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#submission#leafa: *trying to sleep*#kirito: remember that one time i stole some of your food in like 2011 because that guilt plagues me daily#drivemysoul#i can't believe he stole her pudding she did no wront
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#submission#aren’t we all#someone help this poor man#drivemysoul#kirito is a queue t#someone get this man a healthy coping mechanism#you are a bit...immersed my dude#but that's ok kirito we love you anyways
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#submission#i felt like this would resonate with you and also all of sao tumblr#drivemysoul#kirito is a queue t#assigned pure at the back of kirito's mind#it truly does i am a firm believer in eugeo supremacy
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#submission#i can’t tell if this is funnier with or without context#drivemysoul#kirito is a queue t#jasldfjasd i don't want to know the context#not with lisbeth standing right there kirito!
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#submission#alice and sinon are 2 seconds away from throwing this man down a cave and leaving him#the thing he’s too tired to say is calamity plant#drivemysoul#kirito is a queue t#you are so right they are they are
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Even on a Sunday, getting seven players together so quickly at midmorning at the end of the year was quite a feat, only made possible through the personal respect I commanded.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 151
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#sword art online#what personal respect????
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Sugu, chasing after legendary items isn't the only pleasure to be had in a VRMMO.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 150
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#sword art online#wise words of kirito y'all#hmm this sounds vaguely familiar
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The hanging-pyramid dungeon was packed with the four-armed Deviant Gods that had bullied Tonky, only big-daddy versions of them, so powerful that it immediately made me want to give up.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 149
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#sword art online#THE BIG WHATS
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It's hard for me to imagine another weirdo—er, charitable soul like you wanting to save such a gross—er, unique monster that way.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 148
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#sword art online#the good kind of sibling banter between these two#finally some good fucking sibling content
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But if you ask me, anyone who doesn't at least entertain the thought isn't a true online gamer!
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 148
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#true gamers only allowed#true gamers MUST desire to stop searching for their wife over a rare sword#statements he thinks are so cool#sword art online
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I grumbled and stuck a spoon in the jar of homemade jam, scooping out a huge dollop of the gelatinous material and dropping it onto my toast.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 146
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#never describe putting jam on toast like this again#god kirito what the hell#top 10 worst ways to describe making toast#god that sounds so nasty man#and i like jam on toast this is just bad
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But even with that mental fog, the warning light in a corner of my brain was flashing as I took the tablet from her.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 145
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#sword art online#bro has a siren in his head for video game go time#we gotta vrmm-go lads
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So when I got to the kitchen table, it was the sort of situation where I had to force my recalcitrant mental gears to turn via a strong cup of coffee.
Sword Art Online: Early and Late 8; Page 145
#kirigaya kazuto#kirito#sao light novels#sword art online light novels#kirito is a queue t#the what mental gears man#kirito flipping through a thesaurus to impress the readers like#also morning mood of the day i typed this like ahahaha
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Is there a part in the light novel where kirito and asuna purchase their log house in new aincrad like in the anime?
If yes, in what chapter and volume please?
Okay, so this took me a hot minute to pinpoint where it was, BUT I FOUND IT! Aha!
Kirito and Asuna are recorded as purchasing their log house in New Aincrad in volume 7 (Mother's Rosario) in the very first full chapter. It's very early on in this chapter (pages 4-5 in the US English print)! It's a very short little excerpt.
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So that was the end of The Murder in the Safe Zone! Sorry it took so long for me to finish queueing it up! Starting to queue up Calibur now!
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