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getting fingered in a carriage with the curtains wide open as they ride through the street, the driver pretending he can't hear the excessively loud moaning, set to an instrumental rendition of give me everything by pitbull was peak bridgerton. absolutely perfect 10/10 that's what i signed up for

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The thing about Rose Hathaway is that no matter how dire the situation trust she's gonna remind you how damn fine her man is. The girl will be in the heat of battle, death and suffering all around, and she's thinking god damn Dimitri is so sexy.

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Dimitri is lucky, because if it was me that just spent the better part of 4 months risking everything I had in this world, including my life, to save his ass and he not only refused to see me, but proceeded to give all the credit to someone else I would have literally set his cell on fire.

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The thing about Rose Hathaway is that no matter how dire the situation trust she's gonna remind you how damn fine her man is. The girl will be in the heat of battle, death and suffering all around, and she's thinking god damn Dimitri is so sexy.

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Dimitri is lucky, because if it was me that just spent the better part of 4 months risking everything I had in this world, including my life, to save his ass and he not only refused to see me, but proceeded to give all the credit to someone else I would have literally set his cell on fire.

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POV: You're watching a feral Rose Hathaway with only a chair, a sweater dress, and a dream fight her way out of that strigoi compound

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POV: You're watching a feral Rose Hathaway with only a chair, a sweater dress, and a dream fight her way out of that strigoi compound

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Thank you for this thread of solid gold.

A Retelling of My Mind Whilst Reading Shadow Kissed-

Omg it's the Sixth Sense up in this bitch

Bitch when are you ever "just tired" when weird shit starts happening to you, I swear to fuck.

Rose is so me because I too would rather die than spend an extended amount of time with my best friends boyfriend.

Eddie Castile the man that you are.

From the bottom of my heart I hope Jesse gets his shit rocked.

Omg Rose girl do something, ANYTHING. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US.

Least Favorite Trope: Entire plot would be resolved if this dumbass just like communicated the issues she is having OMFG.

If Rose Hathaway has no haters all her teachers must be dead because wtf is their issue???

Homegirl is unstable at best.

I feel like at this point she should probably go to where Mason the Friendly Ghost is pointing.

Girly-pop that's not a migraine....

I do not fucking trust that bitch Tatianna

*Viktor explains master plan* "Cool motive still murder"

*Law and Order sounds*

HE JUST SAID THAT SHIT IN OPEN COURT IT'S ON THE RECORD

How much of an asshole do you have to be that it's more believable that you're lying than a crime having actually happened lol

Lissa is so clueless it's kinda funny.

You know what I hope Rose fucks Adrienne and gets pregnant just to spite Tatianna.

She wants her nails done omg she's just a girl 🥺

*starts looking at my tarot book to see if this is accurate*

I love when Dimitri starts lore dropping to Rose

Well.... I think they know about the ghosts now.

That doctor is the only rational adult at the school cause literally why tf didn't she talk to a counselor.

Her therapist just clocked her so hard.

Well that's an unfortunate fact about Shadow Kissed Anna

Dimitri took part in that attack exercise specifically so she would hop on it lmao

Can't even celebrate for a moment before Lissa is off doing something dumb I swear to god

Lissa try not to get tortured challenge go

*New power unlocked*

YES ROSE BEAT HIS ASS GIRL......oh shit.....GIRL YOU GOT HIM IT'S GOOD.

She's like a feral cat.... Dimitri should use a spray bottle.

Oh my GOD IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE REMAIN FUCKING CALM

Girl you gotta give me more details than that PLEASE

"My body ached" that'll happen when your first time is with a 6'7 Russian built like a tank

CAN WE NOT HAVE ONE GOD DAMN MOMENT OF PEACE

Girl I'm gonna throw up he's all alone out there.

CHRISTIAN OZERA THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

HE DIDN'T DIE THANK FUCK

Mason upstaging Dimitri even from the afterlife that's my man right there.

SECRET TUNNELS, SECRET TUNNELS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

The uncanny ability that 17 year old female herions have to radicalize societies is amazing

Do y'all think Dimitri came up with that life plan while he was fighting the strigoi?

"You're scared of my mother" um yea girl she's fs going to catch an attempted murder charge once she finds out.

*Clenched my jaw so tight during the cave fight it started to hurt*

Oh my God girl stop internal monologuing about how everything is going to work out THAT ALWAYS GOES POORLY

Oh God it's that blonde bitch from earlier this is going to be so much worse than him being dead.

Rose: *literally tries to throw herself back into a vicious attack just to save Dimitri's body*

Everyone Else: She just respected him as a teacher so much there's no other possible explanation.

Lissa clocking what was happening with Rose and Dimitri just now is like when someone steals the answer on Wheel of Fortune after the other contestant mispronounced the phrase

*Knows it's definitely going to happen* "Dimitri is a strigoi"*gasps*

I'm shocked they didn't grab like a single Guardian teacher to try and talk down Rose like why tf did they think Kirova would have any affect.

I know it's not malicious on Lissa's part but I'm glad Rose is finally speaking about how one sided this relationship is.

"Off to kill the man I love" oh this next book is going to fuck me up.

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Spreading some palestinian joy with these beautiful pictures, I wanted to write something like "palestinian art" but honestly palestine is art and one day, hopefully in the near future, palestine will be free.

I got most of these from @hannahziad on instagram, shes a palestinian-american social media influencer and she posts alot about palestine.

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everyone on the chenford roller coaster

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not he fell first/she fell harder (or vice versa) but a secret second thing (they've both been inseparable for so long the line between friend and something more is so blurred they can't remember the exact moment it changed, because it's always just been each other and she doesn't know because he's not you, and he won't move across the country and he won't retire but he'll take a bullet and a demotion and give it all up for her without a second thought and they're each other's world and you can't have one without the other and no one understands him like she does and no one loves her like he does and maybe it took them a while to realize it but none of it was wasted and when they do finally cross that line it's as easy and natural as breathing)

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#a proud demon dad

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bro wtf whattheactualfuck 😭

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

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Evelyn: I have excellent observation skills. I can determine a person’s character and emotions from a single glance-

Harry: Celia’s in love with you

Evelyn: WHAT

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BISEXUAL KEELEY. WE WIN. WE FUCKING WIN. IT’S BEEN YEARS OF IMPLICATIONS AND JOKES AND NOW WE KNOW. KEELEY JONES IS INTO WOMEN. BI KEELEY BI KEELEY BI KEELEY