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Stuffed shells (x)

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“You’re everything I could ever want.”

Have any of you read Code of Silence yet? Well what are you waiting for! It's amazing and breathtaking and definetly worth a read!

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tumblr staff will let the thousands of porn bots on here run rampant yet will take down trans comics with no actual nudity

i originally reblogged this post, but since staff took it down you can't fucking see my reblog anymore. well i liked this comic, i want it on my blog, and it does not include any fucking nudity. especially compared to all the straight up porn staff allows to go free

so here it is

untitled by Pas (paxiti), all pages from May 23, 2018 to June 22, 2023

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Sometimes the ultimate mechanic needs a lil’ something

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giving up on life… that’s just an insult to life itself!

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"I miss you all.."

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old  (1 years before)

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just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

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Food-Related Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Food, Alcohol, Choking Hazard, Food Poisoning, Death, 

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“Woah, did you never learn to chew?!”

“I think you’re way over the limit of chili and cheese and way under for fries.”

“Oh! They have funnel cake!”

“This cookie is the size of my head!”

“This is not a pizza, it’s a giant cookie with healthy-ish sweet stuff on it.”

“What do you mean ‘cheese’ isn’t a food group?”

“Do you need something to eat?”

“You’re not you when you’re hungry.”

“Did you just quote a Snickers commercial at me?!”

“I have chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, strawberry, and chocolate.”

“Who has ever eaten the vanilla stripe in the Neapolitan ice cream?”

“That pizza is fucking huge.”

“You really shouldn’t stuff your mouth so full, you’ll choke.”

“You’re so cute all full like that.”

“I’m eating for four! And by that, I mean according to Stouffer’s portions, I am a family of four.”

“I don’t think cat food counts as a tuna substitute…”

“Do you want nachos taller than a ten gallon hat, or are you a quitter?”

“I’ll eat almost anything but not that.”

“Is that your favorite food?”

“Order whatever you want, money is of no concern. You deserve it.”

“Lobster? On our budget?”

“I told you not to eat the gas station sushi.”

“Don’t be the Pizza Police.”

“I could go for a deep-fried Twinkie right now.”

“Give me burgers or give me death!”

“Two beers, two burgers, what more could one man/woman want?”

“Are you gonna eat that?”

“I made your favorite.”

“I know you don’t like it, but I didn’t make it for you.”

“What do you mean you’ve never had boxed macaroni and cheese?”

“I’m taking you out tonight, you deserve it. Wherever you want to eat.”

“I can’t believe you’re going to eat all of that.”

“Isn’t a hot dog eating contest pretty cliché?”

“Is… Is that a pie?”

“You bought how much takeout?”

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if you want to make god laugh, pt. 2.

dialogue prompts from if you want to make god laugh: a novel by bianca marais.

i will make you proud. just wait and see.

i heard you were back. i didn’t believe it.

you weren’t the only one who had a shitty childhood, you know.

i could’ve protected you if you’d have just let me, but no.

i’m sick of leaving. can’t you understand that?

this is my home, and i’m staying.

i’m just as sick of running away from things as you are.

it sounds like you’re having a very rough time. are you okay?

hope is a trail of breadcrumbs.

i tried to call you, but you’d already left.

i’m no one’s girlfriend.

feeling nothing is what i crave more than anything.

oh, you’re still alive. how wonderful.

don’t you dare threaten me.

don’t take this the wrong way, but you can fuck right off.

how will i know when i’m ready?

a bit of company might do you a world of good.

please just tell me what it is, or else i’ll only imagine something worse.

are you okay? you look a bit green.

i don’t think i can do this. it’s too much. it’s not what i signed up for.

god knows i’ve caused enough ruckuses in my life.

this is about as real as shit will ever get.

i don’t know you, but i’ve known a lot of people like you.

you’re not used to being helpless, to not being the master of your own destiny.

you’re a pain in my ass and not exactly a party to be around, but i hate seeing you this miserable.

we don’t have to like each other, but can we please just try to get along a bit better?

i didn’t know you could cook.

i’ve always preferred people who speak their minds, even if what’s on their minds isn’t always appropriate. at least you always know where you stand with them.

go ahead. ask whatever you want.

if money can’t buy happiness, it sure can buy peace of mind.

it’s going to be fine. you’ll see.

it’s dangerous, believing something can complete you.

why love someone who’s guaranteed to break your heart?

that’s the thing about love. it doesn’t need a point.

i didn’t need to see you. i’d know that voice anywhere.

you needed me and i let you down. 

you seem a million miles away again. are you alright?

what can i say to make you stay?

you’ve never looked at me that way.

have you ever loved me?

it’s alright. you’re safe. you’re fine.

i won’t let anything hurt you.

look at you, making jokes like a normal person.

jokes aside, you really need to get out more.

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random muse questions that i feel are very important /j

🐶: what’s your muse’s favorite dog breed? 🤧: does your muse have any allergies (penicillin, nuts, cats, etc.)? 🥸: does your muse have more of a dad sneeze or a bunny sneeze? 📱: does your muse pronounce GIF like gif or jif? 💀: what is something your muse is petty about for no reason? 🎨: what’s your muse’s favorite color and why? ♾: if your muse had to describe their gender with words other than male/female/masc/andro/woman/etc., how would they describe it? 👃: what is your muse’s favorite smell? 👎: does your muse have a texture they absolutely cannot stand? 😳: does your muse have any embarrassing tattoos? 📺: if your muse is queer, what fictional character made them question their identity? 🔥: how much spice can your muse handle? 🧦: describe your muse’s favorite pair of socks. 🤪: can your muse roll their tongue? 💸: what’s the weirdest thing your muse has impulse bought? 😂: what meme best describes your muse? (whether as something they’d say or something someone would say to them) 💤: is your muse a light or heavy sleeper? 🎶: what song is constantly stuck in your muse’s head? 🌱 : should your muse be trusted with plants?➗: is your muse good at math?

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