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🍰 Based on a true story. Mistakes were made. 🍰
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HI!!! 2099 expert here! Well, Not literally, but I’ve been obsessed with that comic universe for a few years.
In reference to the coffee post: you’re correct! 2099 doesn’t have a lot of “natural” food sources. It’s even been mentioned that they eat synthetic meat instead of real meat.
Pretty much just saying this so I can add that the idea of Miguel tasting non-synthetic chemically produced foods for the first time and going crazy about it, accidentally over-indulging a bit too much. It drives me insane.
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And hello!!! Your art is beautiful 😭😭😭
OH FUCK YEAH, Miguel’s going to blow up now that he’s had a taste then. Might do more parts (°▽°)
(And thank you so much <3)
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She's come out of retirement for all her biggest fans!
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support fat people who like food
support fat people who don’t want to exercise or diet
support feminine fat people who don’t have traditionally attractive curves who have big bellies and small breasts and flat asses
support fat people who feel good about themselves
support fat people who WANT to feel good about themselves
support fat people who don’t want to lose weight
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Your donut heist is only as good as your getaway, and it turns out Pixel is real bad at planning getaways
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Send your character to a restaurant where…
🚫 …the owner is weirdly pretentious about eating the food while it's at its prime and strongly discourages taking home leftovers.
🍰 …they only serve dessert to customers who clean their plates.
📏 …the whole meal is free for anybody whose belly sticks out far enough to touch the table by the time they're done (and yes, they do their best to make sure it doesn't start that way, although it might be unavoidable for some).
🫰 …"all you can eat" is taken seriously, and customers who don't stuff themselves to their absolute limit have to pay an extra fee.
🫳 …customers are offered a free belly rub, administered by their very eager server, at the end of the meal.
🥡 …the portions are so big that the restaurant frequently runs out of takeout boxes--your character might not be lucky enough to get one.
🍟 …they take "bottomless" items very seriously, and are quick to refill plates without asking.
👚 …they offer a discount to anybody whose belly causes a wardrobe malfunction--popped buttons, exposed skin, etc--by the time they're done eating.
🔊 …customers get a free side or appetizer if the server hears their belly rumble.
🛋️ …there are several cozy spots for customers to ride out their food coma if they aren't in any rush to leave after eating.
🎲 …a promotion gives customers a 1 in 6 chance of getting a double portion.
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having a werewolf as a roommate means you gotta take a few full moon precautions
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that autistic thing where your fetish is also a fixation and an obsession that you've rotated in your head for so long that it doesn't really need to involve sex anymore
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chubby crush, fat partner, obese fiancée, blob spouse
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