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He rehearsed the script

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This porno didn’t fuck around

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Can I have some Fem!Sargent teaching Zagreus the art of quick wits as they told him while having time off and went adventuring she ran to Theseus and told him " He a fucking prick and his dick is small for that ego of his, shrewd his ass a new one Zagreus "

To add in she didn't know there was an orical of it and the rewards is two Titan blood

Twice shy

Word count:700

Gen/no ship

Warnings: Cursing, no beta

Notes: Hey! Thank you for waiting and I hope you enjoy this! 

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Sergeant bit a laugh, as Zagreus cleared his throat. The house was oddly peaceful today. Even the lounge which was normally bustling was quiet and she thought maybe she had overheard the cook talking about trying out new recipes.

The ever classy Lady Nyx was gone, leaving only her roses in her stead. 

Lucky Sergeant hadn't any to chase off any daring shades who hoped to pluck one of them. Yet.

“Try again, my friend.” She told Zagreus. She had a soft spot for the boy, wishing that she had taken more time to learn her Ma’s cooking. There was something about Zagreus that made her want to put some meat on his bones. 

But if nothing else she could help him deal with a bully.  “Trust me, nothing can cut a small man down like insulting his pecker can.”

It took him a few times to say it without stumbling then she had him do it faster. Over and over until ‘dick’ no longer sounded like a word.

“Mother Nyx would wash out my mouth right now, if she heard what I said.” Zagreus said, shooting an uneasy glance over his shoulder. 

You hummed, not disagreeing. She wouldn’t be wrong to do so. Sergeant’s normally sweet Ma had used the bar of soap on her plenty of times. Not that it did any good. 

“Then best get along before she comes back.” Sergeant told him, tipping up her helmet. “Tell me it goes.” 

Later, Zagreus came back, frustration on his face. “I need to practice. Gods, I just take one look at his face and I lose my cool a bit.”

Sergeant gave a yawn, “Understandable. Alrightie, from the top.”

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Sergeant wasn’t planning on coming along, really. The one boat ride had been all she needed to see of the underworld. 

Yet when Zagreus had turned those puppy dog eyes on her, she was incapable of saying no. So here she was eyeing Charon’ wares in the beautiful Elysium while Zagreus hum and haw over the glowing boons. 

She wasn’t entirely sure of the wisdom of infusing a glowing thing with one’s body but hey what did she know? 

Eventually they made their way to fight. And she got the dubious honor of a front row seat.

“Wait two against one?” Sergeant blinked as the announcer called out the names of Zagreus’ opponents. She couldn’t curl of distaste of her mouth when she saw Theseus for the first time. He looked like every little spoon fed rich boy Sergeant ever met that thought she would drop to her knees for them just because they were bankrolled by their granpappy’ dirty money. 

Sergeant took a deep breath then in her bootcamp voice, she yelled out over the crowd. “Come one Zagreus! Teach him what asswhooping feels like!” 

It caught Blondie’ attention and he scoffed, “Oh does the little hellspawn needed to pay someone to cheer for him? Gods knows your father never will in his disappointment of a son.”

And oooh, that shouldn’t pissed her off as much as it did. No wonder even a sweet boy like Zagreus couldn't keep his mouth shut.

“Hey, blondie. Yeah you little worm! Theseus, he is a fucking prick and his dick is small for that ego of his, shrewd his ass a new one Zagreus!”

Theseus’ mouth dropped in stock as he stared at Sergeant. His bull was just quiet, his head slowly turning to look at his companion. The nearby shades were stunned into silence, then a giggle broke followed by loud laughter. Sergeant bit back a smirk, jetting out her chin to him. 

Then with a grin, Zagreus charged.

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“Here you go.” Zagreus handed over the prize and Sergeant tried not to grimace. “My friend, why are you giving me blood?”

“It is titan blood. Use it on your weapons and it makes them more powerful. And it is my thanks for shutting Theseus up for once.” Zagreus said with a laugh, oblivious to Sergeant’ looks of distaste. It might be useful, she told herself. If just a little gross

“Got any more insult you could teach me?” Zagreus asked.

“That,” Sergeant repiled as she tucked the prize away, “I can do, my friend.”

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Can I have a hc of what is like to be Zagreus twin sister?

Oooh, this would be the only second head canons I ever done so I hope I did it right.

Headcanons: Life as Zagreus’ Twin Sister

Zagreus and you would be attached at the hip, both getting in trouble  together when growing up.

While Zagreus was the outgoing one, you were more quiet and in the background.

You were also a lot more cool headed and far more careful.

You and Zagreus often took naps together, and for a while even ate off the same plate.

When you were very young, you or Zagreus had to be in sight of each other. If you weren’t, one of you would start crying.

During Zagreus’ training with Achilles, you were learning with Lady Nyx how to be the Lady of the House. However Achilles was more than willing to teach you how to fight on the sly, without your father finding out.

You kinda loved that Achilles called you little lass even when you get older.

Where Zagreus had his sword, you had taken to the bow. This made you and Zagreus a deadly combo when fighting together.

You and Zagrues shared a bedroom for most of your childhood, but once you get your room (with doors, thank you very much.) Zagreus will bust in at all times.

Like for real, you will have no privacy with Zagreus as a twin. And you will know way too much about your brother’s love life.

You and Zagreus both dote on Cerberus, giving him pets and treats.

You have a complicated relationship with Lord Hades. While he doesn’t treat you like he does Zagreus, you have your issues with him.

On top of not liking how he treats your brother, he often tries to pit you and Zagreus against each other. Which failed thankfully.

You also feel like he doesn’t really see you as your own person. You often caught him looking at you sadly or wishfully. You never knew why until after you met your real mother.

You didn’t help Zagreus at first with his runs, but after he told you about the lies from your father and Lady Nyx, you end up helping out.

So you have to listen to a lot of flirting.

A. Lot.

During the runs, you often had to deal with Theseus hitting on you. You think mostly just to piss off Zagreus.

Where most people gave Zagreus a hard time, they were nicer to you since you were seen as a beloved princess who just got caught up in her brother’s influence.

When you met Persephone for the first time, you took to wearing your hair in a similar style to her.

Zagreus will be your closest family member and friend. And you couldn’t imagine anyone else by your side on the quest to reunite the family.

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Hi same person who asked about being Zagreus twin sister, and thought something that been living rent free in my mind

After reunion of the family, how would both father Hades and brother Zagreus be if a different god that is an outsider kidnapped the sister when she was out exsploring ?

Hey Anon, sorry for the wait. Real life got in the way. Since it got a little long, I put everything under the readmore. Hope you like it.

So for this to work, you won’t be tied to the underworld like Zagreus was so while you don’t usually go too far, you do travel to the local areas. You start paying artists to recreate the landscape and animals and of mortals like shopkeepers and the artists themselves to bring pictures back to Zagreus, along with your notes and shopping goods.

While Zagreus was happy for you and your ability to travel, he was a little sad he couldn’t do the same and you felt the same way. So you tried to bring what you could to the outside world to him.

One day while tending to your mother’s garden since it was Zagreus’ turn last time, you looked up from the work when you heard a sound, expecting a family member. You had a smile on your face to greet them. Only to see a complete stranger standing past the gate.

When you do get kidnapped, whether it was for marriage or to gain power over the family of the underworld is anyone’s guess, Cerberus would be the first to sound the alarm.

He knew that you had a routine ( and treats for him of course) and when you failed to show up, he would pace back and forth whining loudly for a little bit before running back to the house, causing chaos and tearing up the hallway again.

Once they understood that you failed to return, Persephone went to her house to look for you. A nervousness twisting in her gut, along with guilt. Just because she never had any problems, she shouldn’t have assumed you would.

She was horrified when she saw the state of her garden, clearly a fight had ensued. Even saw the drag marks in the ground. Furious at the idea someone would touch her daughter, She returned to tell Hades and Zagreus that you had gone missing.

Rage and fury were worthless words to describe their reactions. They also both blamed themselves but when Hades blames Zagreus not looking out for you, the healing rift between them tears apart again.

But Persephone has the cooler head and was able to get them to work together.

Immediately, they would do everything in their power to find you even in their limited capacity. Hades would send every person capable of traveling outside the underworld to the outside to find you. Persephone will call upon the other gods and goddesses to help look for you.

You and the god have the whole world, sea and sky with the fury sisters, the twins of sleep and death, all of Olympus along with your family looking for you.

When they finally found you, you and your family weeped with happiness. You and Zagreus stay close to each other. You had been afraid you might not ever see them again. And you were the one to get to decide what happened to your kidnapper, even if your father and brother had their own idea.

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

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can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

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Catnip dealer

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Yandere papa Poseidon is something of his daughter is fighting for humanity, but a quick question is how would he feel that his daughter died at the end of her fight from her wounds but still winning the fight for humanity at the end as the only thing left behind is her flower crown she always wear??

OH, HE'D BE HEARTBROKEN. Since his daughter won the battle, its obvious that the god they were fighting also died so he can't really blame anyone other than Brunhilde. But like, when he sees his child as won; he's secretly proud. After all, he shouldn't expect any less from one of his children. However, as you try to walk out of the arena, he notices you stumbling a bit and when you fall: he immediately jumps down from his spot to run to you.

"Don't you dare die, child. It took my blood, sweat, and tears to raise you! Please...Please, my beloved, don't die. I'll be better as a father, I promise...please don't leave me."

His cries fall onto deaf ears as you slowly fade from his arms, the flower crown of magical flowers that only grew underwater was the only thing left of you in his hand. He remembered when you made this, just a small child who he could carry in one arm. Now his arms feel empty and his heart feels cold. Uneasy silence fills the room.

From here, I can see two things:

Poseidon either helps fight humanity because you died for them and he might not have been the best father to you but hopefully if he saves humanity, then perhaps you'd forgive him somewhere.

Or he just works harder to kill them. They didn't deserve your grace. They didn't deserve you dying for them. They all watched and didn't do anything, useless little WORMS! Killing them might not bring you back but Poseidon is ANGRY and someone has to pay.

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For Assassin's Creed hc how would the Connor Kenway, Jacob Frye, and Ezio having a pletonic relationship with a fellow assassin who is younger then them and is a medic in training?

Just strictly pletonic yandere with a female assassin

AAAH, THANK YOU FOR MY FIRST AC REQUEST!!

Platonic Yandere! Connor:

- No because Connor has dad vibes or at the very least, protective older brother vibes and that is EXACTLY how he'll be with you.

- Maybe you joined the Brotherhood and he took you under his wing or maybe he was assigned to be your teacher but either way, he will always be nearby and watching you just to make sure you are safe.

- He will also help educate you in your medical education as best as he can, introducing you and getting you familiar with helpful plants that have medical uses and such.

- He also insists on being the one to teach you how to fight properly because even though he knows your main focus is healing and helping injured assassin's recover, he'd never forgive himself if he allowed something to happen to you. Don't worry, he's a gentle teacher who eases you in and has a lot of good advice.

- He has killed people for you. Templars who tried sneak you or drunken men who tried to hit on you. When you panic and ask him why he did that, he says that he had no other choice. You think that maybe he could've just knocked them out, tied them up somewhere and left them, but...it IS Connor. He usually chooses the most peaceful and diplomatic options.

- Maybe...maybe you're overthinking it. After all, Connor would never lie to you...right?

Platonic Yandere! Jacob:

- You definetly meet Jacob when he's brought in by the Brotherhood with some new injury he got that was probably from doing a stupid stunt. Either way, it's not too bad and it was good practice.

- He's a fun and lovable guy, honestly. He's cracking jokes and making you laugh and asking about how long you've been with the Brotherhood. You feel relaxed with him, he's so much more casual than other assassins and you're more drawn to him.

- He lets you hang around him and the Rooks, all of them love you like a little sister and are always happy when you come around. Sometimes Jacob calls you in if one of them needs to be patched up and he jokingly says that maybe instead of the Brotherhood, you should just work as a healer for him and his gang.

- You laugh it off and so does he but he's actually deadly serious about it. Jacob isn't gonna act like the Brotherhood is all peachy and perfect because they're assassins and some of those heartless bastards wouldn't feel any guilt leaving you behind on a mission or something, but...if you worked for him, you'd be much more safer. Everyone loves you, everyone adores you, and everyone (especially Jacob) would ensure your safety before their own.

- Most definetly has started fights over you, like some drunk tells you that you'd be a better whore than a medic and Jacob loses his mind, both Evie and Henry and even some other rooks have to pull him back as he beats the man shitless for saying those things about you.

- He kinda treats you like a kid, which is ironic because he hates being treated that way himself by older Assassins and Evie, but he can't help it. You're still so innocent to this world, too innocent to even be an Assassin, so just leave it to Jacob and keep everyone happy with that adorable smile of yours, yeah?

Platonic Yandere! Ezio:

- NO BECAUSE HE'D THE W O R S T OUT OF THESE TWO AND MORE NOTICEABLE AS A PLATONIC YANDERE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU REMIND HIM OF HIS BROTHERS IN ANYWAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.

- You'd be way too star struck to notice it, though. After all, you're meeting THE Ezio Auditore! AND HE SEEMS TO NOT BE ANNOYED BY YOUR INEXPERIENCE LIKE THE OTHER ASSASSINS.

- Unlike Jacob he won't deter from being an assassin and he'll also teach you to defend yourself like Connor but you just fill in a gap in his heart that he thought would always be empty after what happened to his family.

- You start to notice his yandere tendencies when an Assassin snaps at you because you might've done something wrong and Ezio just threatens them with death straight up. He charms his way out of it but the even still kinda lives in the back of your mind.

- NO BECAUSE BOTH TEMPLARS AND ASSASSIN'S FEAR YOU. Because if a Templar captain sees his troupes bring in an Assassin Prisoner and it's YOU, the captain will start crying as he asks his men if they know what they've done. Other Assassin's have seen the injuries Ezio has given to those who ALLOW you to get hurt and for that reason, you are to stay close to them at all times for fear they might meet the same fate.

- Depending on which Ezio we're talking about, he'll literally make it so that you're always under his protection and that he can always have his eye on you.

- Bonus thing: he does not trust boys, given his background and how he played with women, he'd much rather choose one of his own assassins that are your age than risk having you get your heart broken, he's a good dad that way.

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No because Yandere! Poseidon is pretty cool romantic wise, ig, but have we considered this idea:

Yandere Dad Poseidon whose child chooses to fight for Humanity A N D sees Kojiro Sasaki as their new father figure??

Imagine it: Yandere Dad Poseidon whose pretty harsh on his kid because he sees them as this perfect creation, they are his pride and joy, but he just has to push them a little further. He's doing this for them, not realizing he's hurting them and the fact he isn't all that affectionate could...potentially send the wrong message. I already wrote a little about how he'd feel if his child betrayed him but never the idea of them PICKING A HUMAN OVER HIM.

Like during his fight with Sasaki, let's say Sasaki was going to lose and Poseidon was going to kill him but then you used your powers to create a shield of water between him and that lowly human and Poseidon wants to feel proud.

You look so strong, so confident and powerful. His perfect Godling...but why are you protecting that useless worm? Then you finally say it.

"Please, dad, stay with me!"

Dad. It sounds more tender than father and the pleading tone of your voice makes Poseidon step towards you until Kojiro laughs weakly.

"C'mon, Kid, chin up. You're a God."

He's right, you are a God. The perfect child. The most precious apple of Poseidon's eye, so why did you call that HUMAN "DAD"?

"(Y/n)? What is the meaning of this?" He demands, "Was your betrayal not enough?"

"I'm sorry if I want to defend the only man who acted like a father to me!"

"Ridiculous. That FILTH was not there when you were born, he did not hold you, he did not watch your first steps. I don't know what madness has overcome you but you will come back to us Gods-"

"NO. I WON'T! AND DON'T SPEAK ABOUT HIM THAT WAY. HE MIGHT BE A HUMAN BUT HE HAS BEEN MORE OF A FATHER TO ME THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEEN. You're not just the Tyrant of the Seas, you're the Tyrant of your own child's life! I HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING I HAD TO BE THIS PERFECT HEIR TO YOUR THRONE AND IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH. YOU HURT ME AND CALL IT "LOVE", YOU INSULT AND BERATE ME AND ROLL YOUR EYES WHEN I CRY. DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME?"

Of course he did, you foolish child. He loved you more than anything in this world.

Like Poseidon would be WAY too prideful to admit that he was wrong, that's for sure. So he'd argue and argue and do that parent thing where they're all: "Oh, I don't remember doing that traumatic thing to you." and you just aren't having it.

"As of today, I'm no longer your child, Poseidon. So if you want to get to Sasaki Kojiro, you'll have to get through me!"

And Poseidon looks directly at Sasaki and there's a new wave of hatred in his eyes.

It's not your fault, his little godling. You're young and niave, it was that HUMAN'S fault for tainting your mind. Yet Poseidon knows that you're serious about defending Sasaki Kojiro so he calls off the fight.

But be warned, dear child of his, he will save you from the clutches of humanity and restore you back to divine perfection, no matter what it takes.

What kind of father would be if he didn't?

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How would Poseidon be that he has a daughter that he somewhat forgotten but she stands up and defend for humanity?

How would his reaction be both yandere situation and non yandere situation?

OKAY, THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD QUESTION AND I LOVE THE ANGST.

Here are my thoughts:

Poseidon isn't very considerate of other people or beings and I feel like he does absolutely love his child but sometimes its hard when he's as cold and distant as he is to actually feel that love from him sometimes. He also probably did have a habit of getting easily annoyed or at the very least short tempered with you and wouldn't realize how distant he was being until you stand alongside the humans.

Regular Poseidon is confused and dissapointed in you, thinking he raised you better but it appears not. He makes it very clear to you that he is dissapointed and doesn't understand why you would want to switch sides, especially when he feels as though he's given you everything. As much as he does love you, you are now his enemy...when he realizes why you fought for humanity, he feels regret and deeply wishes he could've been a better father but now he has to ready himself to face the fact that one of you might die...he wishes you both live. If only so he could have a second chance to reconcile with you.

Yandere Poseidon would want you back instantly, once he sees you standing with the humans, his entitlement kicks in and he wants to go and drag you back to the God's side, to yell at you as to why you lost your mind, but Zeus stops him and tells him firmly that you made your choice. This doesn't stop Poseidon, he is your father. You do not have the luxury of choice. Poseidon will do everything to scare you back into his arms, he makes sure that all the gods out there are brutal in their killings and he'll look at you, seeing the growing anxiety on your face. He'll warn you that he's ordered none of them to go easy on you and that if you did not want to die, then you will come home to HIM. If you stand your ground and tell him no, he will feel a bittersweet sense of pride, but if you agree then he will apologize for being so distant and promise to be better...and then proceeds to plan to lock you in your room until the end of time so you NEVER do that again.

BONUS: SASAKI KOJIRO CASUALLY ADOPTING YOU. Like, chances are you're older than him but you have the mind of a teen so he helps guide you and give you that tender fatherly figure you needed and IT PISSES POSEIDON OFF, YANDERE OR NOT, YOU ARE HIS CHILD.

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If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Yandere Baki Shorts: Three’s a Crowd but Four’s a Party

I decided to pick the Wake Up series back up as per Monster anon’s fun request to have a Pickle x reader x Jack. And I thought I should add Hanayama in that mix.

So enjoy!

“Jack is going to be fighting that caveman from the news.” A young man’s voice whispered in (your name)’s ear. The young woman sighed in annoyance.

“I don’t know why that has anything to do with me.” (Your name) responded to Jack’s half brother, Baki. Lately the redhead has been texting and calling her on Jack’s behalf. But to be fair, she did block Jack. She was ready to shut that chapter in her life but Jack wasn’t budging.

The blonde refused to sign the divorce papers and he demanded that she came back home. It’s been a stressful last few weeks.

She saw Kaoru here and there. Kaoru may have been a busy man, but he still made time for her. He’d take her on extravagant dates and sightseeing. Kaoru made her world bright again and she found herself slowly falling for his never ending affections… (your name) enjoyed being spoiled for a change.

But she did try to put in equal effort. She didn’t shy away from his kisses nor when he held her hand under the table during meals. He made her heart race again. (Your name) could really see herself with him, despite him being a few years younger than her.

Despite his career as a crime boss, he was surprisingly soft with her. It wasn’t uncommon for him to lay beside her on his bed with his arms wrapped tightly around her waist.. Kaoru didn’t push past her boundaries and was satisfied with small kisses and soft touches. She was surprised with how gentle he was being to her despite his hot pursuit prior. Maybe it had something to do with when she shared with him that she’s never been intimate with anyone before, not even Jack… either way, she was appreciative of Kaoru’s patience.

Kaoru told her that this side of him was specifically reserved for her. It made her feel special… she had wished Jack had reserved this sort of warmth for her… maybe then she wouldn’t be in her early twenties and already getting a divorce (or trying to at least).

(Your name) stretched her arms over her head with a yawn. Should she go see Jack and talk to him? Or should she sleep some more? From the way Baki’s voice sounded, it sounded like Jack needed support. And she knew she still loved him. Some small piece of her would always love Jack.

“(Your name)? Are you still there?” Baki’s voice drew her from her musings. Her heart beat erratically in her chest. She almost lost herself down memory lane there for a moment.

“Yeah, I’m here.” (Your name) softly muttered, she heart a deep breath being taken in by Baki on the other line.

“Look… I don’t know what’s going on between you two but… Jack misses you.” Baki whispered like it was a secret he shouldn’t be sharing. “I know he’s emotionally constipated but he loves you. I-“

“That’s enough, Baki.” (Your name) interrupted Baki with a shaky breath. “I’ll come.”

“Will you? Thank you. I’ll let him know-“

“But this is the only time.” (Your name) replied softly. Yes… one time. This is a one time deal and then she’d be a free woman.

“I understand. Have a good one, (your name).” Baki then hung up the line, which left (your name) to decide whether or not she wanted to tell Kaoru about this.

She decided to text her potential beau of this outing as she slipped on a light jacket over her tank top and shorts. She was sure he’d be understanding once she explained how this may be her only opportunity to get Jack to sign the papers.

(Your name) sent Kaoru a long text with a smile. Maybe once the divorce was finally over with, the two of them could be official? That was a nice thought.

Sadly it was an unrealistic one. Jack wasn’t quite willing to let her go so easily… and neither was his opponent.

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(Your name)’s hands covered her mouth at the sight before her. There was blood all over the arena and a slumped over Jack.

A strangled cry escaped her lips from Jack’s appearance. The skin from the lower half of his face was missing as well as many of his teeth.

Without another thought, she ran towards her fallen husband, unaware of the caveman who had spotted her. An amused rumble left his lips, his golden eyes fixated on her.

(Your name)’s hands brushed against Jack’s bare abdomen, tears gathered in her eyes at the sight of him. Jack was decimated by the caveman… he was just barely breathing.

“Jack?” She softly whispered, her eyes glanced at the blood on his fingers. He must have tried puncturing the caveman’s ear drums with his fingers… of course Jack would plan to do something so savage.

A large shadow loomed over her as a growl escaped the chest of Jack’s assailant.

“Get away from her, Pickle!” Baki shouted as she whipped her head around to come face to face with Pickle.

Pickle’s eyes were wide at the tears that streamed down her face, the cave man’s breath hitched. Why did she cry? Was the blonde her mate? He was a terrible mate if he was.

Pickle reached a clawed finger out to try to brush away her tears, his own started to fall from his face. Was she lonely like him?

(Your name)’s eyes widened when Pickle began to cry. Her hands slowly rose up to touch his pretty face, Pickle leaned into her touch with a purr.

He defeated her mate so that made her his. He was stronger so he would be more suitable for her. Or at least that’s what made sense to Pickle.

Pickle put his hands around her body and brought her closer to him, the fetid smell from his mouth almost caused her to hurl. Pickle smelled like something died… and maybe something did inside of his mouth.

She could see bits of skin in his teeth and without a doubt in her mind, she knew it was Jack’s. The horrid sight made her body freeze up like ice. She wasn’t sure what to do, she might be eaten right here…

Pickle brought her head close to his nose, a bit of his drool fell from his mouth and onto the skin of her arm. This was it… she was going to die.

And then Pickle sniffed her with a happy hum of contentment. The caveman then buried his nose into her hair and inhaled deeply. She smelled so nice… it wasn’t an overpowering scent but it was delicate. It wasn’t anything Pickle has ever smelled before and he liked it.

Pickle was about to lick her but (your name) shot her arm out to prevent him from being able to touch her more. Her fingers ran through his scalp as she tried to push him back.

A range of excited noises spilled from Pickle’s lips. Did she want to check his hair for bugs? He’d let her!

Pickle put her down and bent down to her level, he cooed at her to continue to pet him. The caveman’s foot bounced each time her small fingers ran through his scalp. This was lovely… he was so happy to have found her.

“It seems Pickle likes her…” Tokugawa muttered to Baki while paramedics took Jack away. “How do we proceed? I don’t know if he’s going to give her back…”

Baki frowned. He hadn’t invited (your name) here to meet Pickle. He wanted her and Jack to work things out… and now he had just made the situation even worse…

“We’ll figure it out.” Baki muttered with a sigh. He really hoped nothing happened to (your name)…

(Your name) noticed how everyone left her to fend for herself with Pickle, but the caveman made no move to release her. It would appear she’d have to be here for awhile…

Pickle growled when she looked away from him a goofy grin on his lips once her attention was fully on him again. He was sure she’d be a good mate. All she needed to do was accept him. He’d protect her from everything.

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(Your name) was stuck with Pickle and she had no way of contacting Kaoru to help her out. So she was forced to lay in Pickle’s arms as he rocked her back and forth like a prized possession. Perhaps in his mind, he rightfully won her? She wasn’t sure how Pickle’s mind worked.

She had tried to slip away from him a few times now but he would wail loudly and flail his arms around like a toddler throwing a tantrum. Pickle would not let her leave.

She glanced over to see the familiar figure of Jack begin to approach them in shock. What was he doing here? Shouldn’t he be in the hospital?

She watched Pickle jump up to his feet in shock, the cave man scooped her up in one arm to keep her safe. He had to keep her safe… from the wasp.

Jack made a sound from under his bandage but (your name) couldn’t understand him. His eyes seemed to hold some sort of emotion in them but she didn’t have time to figure out what it was.

Pickle fled from Jack with (your name) held tightly in his arms while Jack gave pursuit.

(Your name) felt like she had another head from how the crowd’s eyes were on her, Pickle, and Jack. Perhaps it was a strange sight to see a prehistoric man that held her in his arm while he ran from a man wrapped in bandages.

Pickle set her down, a loud snarl left his throat as he turned to face Jack. Jack made an incoherent noise, his eyes on her for just a moment.

But his eyes told her exactly what he had tried to say… run. Jack wanted her to run.

Pickle noticed how the two of them looked at each other. The caveman puffed out his chest and growled even louder.

Pickle then sent a punch at Jack that made the blonde spin like a wheel, Jack crashed his head into the ground with a loud smack. The bandages unraveled from his face to reveal the damage.

(Your name) put her hands over her mouth, the tears poured from her eyes. Why was Jack doing this to himself? He was going to die at this rate. She turned her head to look away from the gory sight of Jack’s destroyed face.

She watched as Pickle went to scoop Jack up in his arms, her feet dragged her forward to put her hands on Pickle’s back.

“Please… please don’t.” (Your name) whispered to Pickle who smiled at her. The caveman leaned down and licked her forehead. It was naive of her to believe Pickle could understand her.

She could only watch in horror as Pickle began to scale up the building with Jack in his arm. What was Pickle doing?

(Your name) began to cry even more when Pickle began to tie Jack’s foot to the pole at the top of the building.

With a heavy sigh, she took her chance to run. She didn’t want Jack’s sacrifice to be in vain.

(Your name) ran as fast as she could despite Pickle’s loud wailing. A loud booming noise could be heard as he gave chase to her.

She ran through the crowd to lose her tail. Her heart drummed in her head like a song from a horror movie. She needed to get away from him and fast.

(Your name) dashed down the steps and into the subway. She bolted towards the train, Pickle still hot on her trail.

(Your name) could feel Pickle’s claws snag her jacket and tear it apart but she was able to enter the train at the last second. The doors shut on Pickle, keeping him out.

Pickle whined and wailed while the train sped off, the caveman attempted to chase but the train was too fast. He’s never seen a creature like that from his time but he knew it had eaten his mate… was she okay? It didn’t seem to eat her, but transport her… maybe she’d be in another location?

Pickle cried, his hands held up her jacket to his nose to give it a whiff. A dreamy sigh escaped his lips. Pickle was sure he’d be able to track her down with this.

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(Your name) was able to make it home in one piece. The young woman finally able to get back to Kaoru. The yakuza boss answered her call right away.

“I’ll be over as soon as I can. Are you sure you’re alright?” Kaoru asked on the line, his voice filled with concern.

“Just a bit shaken up… and smelly. I feel disgusting.” (Your name) attempted to joke about her experience with Pickle, but Kaoru didn’t laugh. The yakuza was worried Pickle would show up again and hurt her.

“I’ll be there in less than an hour. If you want, you can stay at my place.” From Kaoru’s tone, she knew his brow was furrowed and he was pacing. A smile crawled on her lips at the thought.

“Don’t furrow your brow, you’ll get premature wrinkles.” (Your name) made another attempt to lighten the mood.

“Will you still like me if I’m wrinkly? I’m already scarred.”

“Of course I would, because it’s you.” (Your name) smiled as the two continued to converse.

“I’m happy you’re okay… if Pickle would have done something to you, I don’t know what I’d do…” Kaoru took in a deep breath, the man whispered softly. “I care about you.”

“Do you say all these soft things to all your girls?” (Your name) teased Kaoru for being so soft.

“You’re my only girl so it’s only you.”

(Your name) felt her heart flutter from his words. Kaoru knew what to say to get her flustered.

“I’ll see you soon.” Kaoru muttered. “Don’t answer the door unless you hear three knocks.”

“I won’t, sir.” (Your name) giggled at Kaoru’s huff. “I’ll see you soon, Kaoru.”

(Your name) hung up her phone and made her way to the bathroom for a much needed shower.

A certain caveman sat outside her window, his hands and face pressed up against the glass.

He found her.