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AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his “totally a myth” status and has in fact been active for years before the JL forms. He’s very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way

Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyone’s ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hair’s breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, “Hey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphones now and you can just call sometimes, it doesn’t have to be this dramatic?” and bounds away after shouting ‘let’s do brunch! Bring your new friends!’

Batman is mortified.

No one lets it go.

The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? How do you know him? What’s going on? I didn’t know there was a vigilante in this area?? They don’t let up until he talks.

“That was Nightwing.” Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batman’s lovechild with justice.

“I did not realize Batman had a child,” Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no one’s sure if he’s accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if he’s trying to make a joke.

Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesn’t get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself

He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious.  Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, “We’re just so glad you’re socializing now, Batman.”

Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. “…’we’?”

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Jason Todd: so let me get this straight. You have an billionaire weaponry manufacturer for a father figure?

Peter: well, ex-weaponry, but yeah.

Jason Todd: and he gifted you two suits with deadly weapons and two AI’s that could target and eliminate anyone that you wish?

Peter: yes......but I generally don’t use them because-

Jason Todd: let me guess, you have a no killing criminals policy.

Peter: yeah?

Jason Todd: but you still go out to fight crime in a brightly colored suit using acrobatics and quips.

Peter: What’s your point?

Jason Todd: Want to switch fathers?

Peter: well mine is kind of dead-

Jason Todd: oh ok, just tell me when he comes back to life.

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u know that sassy chipmunk from enchanted that was done with everyone’s shit and super over dramatic?

eddie

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Down the rabbithole I go, wuuii.

So I really wanted to respect their styles but ... then I didn’t.

Also, hot damn, James Ransone is one beautiful man. Drawing him in nothing but bandages is just me trying to keep my stuff consistent. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Christmas present for my best friend

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I blush when my hand brushes against the barista's at my local coffee shop. But everyone does that, right?

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

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Two hours of work later...

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a boyf kiss for pride 🏳️‍🌈

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Teamwork makes the dream work but DreamWorks makes Voltron

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why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business