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My older sister once had to have a discussion with one of her student’s parents because the kid was talking about Angel Dust from HAZBIN HOTEL. She was teaching 5th graders. The mom saw cute animations and assumed the show was fine, but literally a quick google search could tell you that the show is NOT MADE FOR KIDS!!! To make things even worse this was at a private Christian school.

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This is so wholesome

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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What if the Danganronpa V3 Characters Were Given Digimon Partners? Pt 6

Masterlist (I have done other characters)

Angie Yonaga

We’re back with digimon everyone and with an unexpected character! Inspiration just hit me and suddenly I had a list with her so I decided to put this post together. I hope you guys enjoy!

Rookie: Drawmon

This one was very on the nose when it comes to Angie’s Ultimate. It looks ugly as hell to me but I think Angie would find it oddly cute. I can totally see her and her partner painting together and just having a great time. Since the rookie is what people tend to hang out with the most I try to keep that in mind when I chose them, and I think Angie would adore this guy.

Champion: Effecmon

I can’t escape the Appmon! They are just so varied and have concepts that match A LOT of Danganronpa characters. I found Effecmon while search for digimon for other characters and it made me decide to do Angie as my next character. Effecmon is just a perfect digimon for Angie. It’s an artist and it loves to paint. I also think a fox-like digimon suites Angie’s pretty well. They are known for tricky and that is pretty similar to how Angie acts during the game.

A fun little alternate evolution I thought of was Parasaurmon.

There are two things I think of when adding alternative evolutions. 1. Will they add another important reference that I haven’t been able to add yet? 2. Can they do something that the rest of the evolutions can’t (ex. fly, be ridden) I think it would be a fun guy to ride on. I might be making things up in my head but based on what I read in the game I always imagined Angie’s island as a tropical island so I’m trying to reference that with Parasaurmon. So if Angie needs to go somewhere her partner can digivolve and she can get a ride and her dinosaur.

Ultimate: Sanzomon

This one was kinda tricky. It was either Sanzomon or Taomon. I wanted to give Angie a priest-like Digimon due to the fact that she is very religious and her belief in her god Auta is one of her main personality traits. I decided on Sanzomon because the wiki states that suffering Digimon are constantly drawn to it, seeking comfort. Remember how Angie made the “student council” cult in chapter 3? She became a source of comfort to many of the struggling characters, and used that to her advantage. I can see Angie taking advantage of that aspect of Sanzomon. Also I really like Sanzomon and think she deserves more love.

Mega: Sakamon

So this would technically be Angie’s main mega but based on how she acts in game in her personality in general in a fanfic/au situation I don’t think Shakamon would appear until MUCH later. In fact I think Angie’s dark digivolution would be her default Mega for a long time due to her tendency to manipulate others. It would take a lot for her to earn something as holy as Shakamon. I stuck with the priest/godly theme here. Speaking of dark digivolution I believe there is a perfect digimon to reflect Angie’s manipulative nature while also highlighting her sculpting abilities. That digimon is Puppetmon.

Like I said in a fanfiction type story this would be Angie’s default mega for a while, but it would actually be a dark digivolution not an alternate one. I just felt like Puppetmon is a perfect digimon for Angie. It lies and it is almost always an evil digimon. Angie would love this guy and I think it would take a long time for her to realize that maybe her manipulative tendencies are actually hurting her partner and that maybe they don’t want to become this thing.

Anyways that’s all I got for Angie. I’m overall proud of what I did. I’m not sure if I explained myself very well though.

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WIKIPEDIA MONSTER COMPILATION PAGES FOR PEOPLE

japanese creatures

greek creatures

creatures organised by type

creatures listed by letter

humanoid creatures

filipino creatures

chinese creatures

cryptids

‘fearsome critters’

angels

beings referred to as fairies

creatures that pretend to be human

a page on therianthropic creatures

shapeshifters

hybrid creatures

extraterrestrial creatures

deities

a page of mythology page links

a section of folklore page links

flying creatures

theological demons

fictional species lists

mythology related lists

legendary creature related lists

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I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

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I had a psychology class called Drugs, Brain, and Human Behavior but everyone in the department just calls in the Drugs class. So all the psychology students know what I mean when I say “I passed my drugs test” or “I took the drugs class”, but everyone else becomes mildly concerned.

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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Update on the toxic yaoi husbands:

They just had a second litter and Fogfruit does not seem to be taking it well. He keeps having statuses about finding his kids both young and old annoying, and the stress really seems to be getting to him because he just had a stressed induced seizure (he’s seizure prone). Honestly this is probably why his husband is a doctor. But I swear this couple should not be having kids! They seem to like the idea of having of them and like them as adults, but can’t handle them as kids.

I think my clangen save made some toxic Yaoi. The deputy, Fogfruit, and one of the medicine cats, Woodsting, were mates for a bit but broke up when their kits were a couple moons old. But a few moons after their kits became warriors they got back together. It made me think that they broke up because of their kits, maybe the responsibility of being a parent put too much strain on the relationship. Once they didn’t have to deal with raising them anymore they thought they could try romance again. Not exactly healthy but okay. But all the kits are on good terms with their dads. So idk. They’re still messy.

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I think my clangen save made some toxic Yaoi. The deputy, Fogfruit, and one of the medicine cats, Woodsting, were mates for a bit but broke up when their kits were a couple moons old. But a few moons after their kits became warriors they got back together. It made me think that they broke up because of their kits, maybe the responsibility of being a parent put too much strain on the relationship. Once they didn’t have to deal with raising them anymore they thought they could try romance again. Not exactly healthy but okay. But all the kits are on good terms with their dads. So idk. They’re still messy.

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2017

Someone called us wasps again. Let’s bring back old discourse. Bmblb is about Yang's bike /j

Listen as someone who some people consider to be a veteran in this fandom but has actually only been here since 2020 to this day I burst out laughing every time I remember that people genuinely said that the song was about the fucking bike like what the fuck was up

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For looks I got dragon which is really cool. But for type I got ice-bug. Design wise there is a lot that you could do and it could look amazing but man is that type bad. I’m so cooked.

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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Maybe I can finally get over my writer’s block

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"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"