kittycrafty420

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what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

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made a drawing using the quote “war is not healthy for children and other living things” for no super specific reason for the next day. To be. War news. may god strike me down where i stand rn

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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

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this is one of my most “the sink helps with water” dumbest thoughts but this morning i was so absurdly grateful that we have a calendar cycle i almost cried. like what if instead of looping back through months everything was just an incredibly long series of numerically ordered days without pattern. that would be soooooo depressing but instead we live in a beautiful world where we actually have chance after chance because there will be more junes!!!!!

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I love women

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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Chloe Sherman renegades 1990s

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i think i’m a gold star hater bc i literally joined twitter in 2020 solely to watch anthony fantano get cyberbullied for being a misogynist by fiona apple fans and that was it. it’s crazy he’s still making videos. i feel like expressing an uninformed music opinion attacking a woman for singing about being raped in an album that was the most acclaimed album in the history of internet-based music criticism and didn’t receive a single review from an actual legitimate critic as negative as yours, and then calling your detractors (including at least one trans woman very publicly) terfs for it should end your career instantly. and yet.

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I’m losing my mind

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“No thrones! No ICE! No fascist paradise.” via ‪Fiona Apple Updates on BlueSky

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Yeah if you read Carmilla, she was the first vampire who would bite on the boob.

carmilla is a great book and i appreciate her legacy like crazy 🙏 revolutionary in that account

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Maya Angelou working on her bed with a Thesaurus, a Dictionary, and the Holy Bible. (1982)

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favorite thing in vampire media (ex: the vampire lovers 1970) is vampire bite on the titty. like damn okay i guess that works too

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how it feels to smell weed in public

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isabella rossellini and david lynch on the set of blue velvet (1986)

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the holy trinity: vampirism, lesbianism & homoeroticism