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awesomesebastiansmythe:

You don’t seem to understand what I meant, but this is okay - I don’t think you are capable to understand it anyway. 

I’m pointing at the big holes in your theory - there are gay people who’s about fuck n chuck and straight annoying couples who live together for decades.

I just realized something.

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theandersonjames:

Well, I was hanging out with some friends back in Westerville, and one of my friends got a call from one of his friends about this party that was happening nearby so, naturally, we decided to go check it out. As it turns out, the guy throwing the party was someone I apparently have a rough history with. I don’t actually remember what I did to piss him off, but it must’ve been pretty bad ‘cuz as soon as he saw me there he flipped and practically threw me out of his house. I ended up leaving behind my jacket, which had my wallet and phone.

Sometimes I’m wondering how you’re still alive at your age. Credit card and bobby pin - that’s all that it takes, have you not seen even a single one 90s movie?

This may be a longshot, [private]

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theandersonjames:

Years of being grounded has made me hyper-aware of this stuff. Instead of  learning to not break the rules, I learned just how far to bend them to stay under the radar–unless what I’m doing is totally worth getting caught. What makes you so sure I wouldn’t help you?

Because it’s your dumbass brother

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noelleberry:

How do you flirt? I mean, are there rules you need to follow? How much flirting is too much flirting? Plus boys never seem to understand that we’re flirting, so how do I work around that? I’ve read Cosmo a few times but those tips are a little too sexy for me.

Oh lord, you just play and give hints that would mean it could possibly be something, just not aggressively, talking with deep voice, look at them like this, touch innocently. Saying “If you fix my computer, I’ll probably sleep with you, but I think I actually won’t” would be too much or promising a guy a sex would’ve been too much. 

um..

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noelleberry:

I did. Whoever said nerds were shy and nervous around girls were lying because I was yelled at, but they were kind enough to give me an external hard drive.

If you’d just flirted with them, they’d do it for free, bring it to you and also do a little bit extra, just saying.

um..

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blanderson-secret:

Well, you know, I’m Prom King, so I do have some kind of power. And I am your friend. Whether or not I voted for you doesn’t change that.

Just because you threaten all people in million of clubs you’re attending doesn’t mean you have power or even popularity. We’re not friends and never were, Anderson, consider this talk done just like any other talk between you and me.

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awesomesebastiansmythe:

Love is something that straight people tell themselves they are in so they can get laid.

And gay people have deep emotions or they don’t have sex? You sound like someone who was fucked and dumped for the first time.

I just realized something.

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kporcelaine:

I am well aware, I just didn’t expect my favorite stress-relieving activity to be the source of more stress and annoyance.

It’s good to be rich, at least you don’t need to ruin fashion and shopping for you.

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theandersonjames:

I’ll be sure to remember that for next time. It’ll be nice to not have to think of negative consequences while we’re trying to have fun.

You make it sound like we’re doing something illegal. I’d do something bad with one person though but it’s that one case where you’re not gonna help me.

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theandersonjames:

Do you want the long version, or the short version?

I want all of the details.

This may be a longshot, [private]

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noelleberry:

I have always been one those people who ignore the update alerts on their computer until it shuts down and updates against your wishes. I guess I must have hit that ignore button too many times, because three days ago my computer shut down and stayed down until a couple hours ago. Apparently I had hundreds and hundreds of updates that were needed. Oops.

Give it to the one of computer nerds, they’ll fix it almost for free. 

um..

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It was like half a year ago and I have no idea what’s going on with him now. As for Sam, he’s former victim of fashion magazines who sets unrealistic expectation of toned and skinny bodies.

I knew Sebastian had a colorful personality, but unlike everyone else, his sex life never crossed my mind. I don’t know much about Sam, though, he comes and goes so often.

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Welcome to the adulthood, life sucks

That moment when you still need to spend at least ten more dollars in order to receive free shipping.

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People say everything to me by themselves, it calls “power”, Anderson, not that you know anything about it. You know, I thought after all time I waisted on supporting you and your crying ass during your last “relationship”, I expected you to act like sort of a friend. But since now, you’re like dead to me.

You must be really dedicated if you find a way to spy on people’s prom votes. That’s a whole new level of spying. 

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noelleberry:

Oh. I don’t know what to believe, but whoever runs that blog has gone through great lengths to expose people.

Only blind people in this school didn’t know that Sebastian is a slut and that Sam had eating problem, but I don’t trust to anything else that was written there.

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blanderson-secret:

How can you be so sure who I voted for?

Don’t underestimate how many people spy for me in this school. 

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Julianne and Derek Hough feat. Emma York and Joey German perform Sia - “Elastic Heart” on Dancing With The Stars Season 20 Finale.