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kiwibirb1 · 4 days ago

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

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kiwibirb1 · 5 days ago

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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kiwibirb1 · 1 month ago

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July 1st! You know what that means!

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kiwibirb1 · 2 months ago

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#NOOOOO IM 19 MINUTES LATE #to the queue it goes i suppose...#*cries*#this post is sponsored by your local kiwi #queuewi

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kiwibirb1 · 3 months ago

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shit I probably need to update the bio now huh. I went through so many fandom hyperfixations in the past however many months. Off the top of my head- she-ra and the princesses of power, murder drones, mlb (that one is a funny story I'll tell later), and rn I'm hard into mcyt, specifically hermitcraft/empires/life series

#i blame ash for the mcyt one actually. kept showing up on my dash so i watched a vid or two and got hooked #birb blurts

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kiwibirb1 · 3 months ago

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pov you made a post saying there would be a followup in the next week or so and it's over a month later

So. Wassup yall. Not dead (they couldnt catch me) just chilling. I'm sure there's a very long story I could tell about my absence- okay kiwi chill with the formal talk you sound like ur writing a eulogy the point is that ur not dead- anyway point is long story short I took a break for a month. Which turned into two months. Which turned into a lot more months. And now we are here.

Idk how active I will be on the blog (I am still doomscrolling fear not) as I have a very large backlog of stuff to sift through in my drafts. Whoever guesses closest gets a cookie. But um yeah. Ur boy is back. Insert ironic gif here

#he has risen bbg or however that goes #birb blurts #im dead serious about the guess my draft count too btw. i want to see what you guys think.#ur hint is that its over 1000

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kiwibirb1 · 3 months ago

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It's the last day of April

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kiwibirb1 · 4 months ago

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*sounds of a waluigi scream getting closer* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#hey yall!#proper post will come either tmmrw or some time last week #i just spent an entire shower hyping myself up for this and its my bedtime okay #take this post as a “hey im not dead!” kinda post. bc thats what it is #im sorry ive had this joke ready for like six months and i finally got to say it #birb blurts #for the first time in... *quickly counts on fingers before throwing hands away* idk a lot of time

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kiwibirb1 · 7 months ago

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#this is my new years post actually #this post is sponsored by your local kiwi #queuewi

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kiwibirb1 · 7 months ago

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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kiwibirb1 · 7 months ago

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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kiwibirb1 · 7 months ago

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#queueing this on march 12th #man I'll have been on tumblr a full year by then #or now i guess #i wonder if ive come out to my parents yet?#christmas #update on a random night in october: did in fact come out to parents!! :D #this post is sponsored by your local kiwi #queuewi

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kiwibirb1 · 1 year ago

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

#lets try this #fucjyacganlhivua #pretty close if you think about it #this post is sponsored by your local kiwi #queuewi

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kiwibirb1 · 1 year ago

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kiwibirb1 · 1 year ago

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Cis women don't even pass bro who gives a shit anymore

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kiwibirb1 · 1 year ago

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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

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kiwibirb1 · 1 year ago

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the only criticism of millennials l accept

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