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permanent rest.

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Watch Out, Boys ✷ cl16

✷ SECOND INTERLUDE OF THE TAMING OF THE HEARTBREAKER

━━━━━  PREVIOUS & NEXT !

in which... Y/N's invitation to the Miami GP means trouble !

AS THE HALL & OATES' SONG GOES: "Watch out, boys, she'll chew you up." Because, if there's one thing we know, it's that putting Y/N L/N and 20 conventionally attractive men in the same place is never a good idea. 

Yet, that is precisely what's going to happen in a few days at the Miami International Autodrome. The actress, who will play the iconic Barbie in Greta Gerwig's adaptation, has been invited by Ray-Ban to the Miami Grand Prix on May 8.

The news was announced on Ferrari’s TikTok account⏤which the eyewear brand sponsors⏤and has since then sparked numerous reactions. While these vary, one common thread stands out: the fear of havoc. Admittedly, L/N turns heads and sows discord wherever she goes. 

Formula One is already a chaotic world, adding Y/N L/N and her shenanigans to the mix would only make it worse. 

Since her list of actors waiting to be seduced is dwindling, this event presents itself as a bargain for the Academy Award-winning actress, who will only have to draw someone from 20 options to be her next prey. 

If the possibilities are considerably reduced by one small element to consider⏤the WAGs⏤L/N has shown before that she is not above immorality when it comes to getting her way. Her affair with Harry Styles, even though he was rumoured to be in a relationship with Olivia Wilde at the time, is formal proof of this. 

Hide your men, ladies, because The Heartbreaker is in town and ready to pounce!

✷ SEE ALSO ON LOVE CLUB... !

Y/N L/N named the highest-paid actress of 2021 by Forbes

"Name a more iconic character? You can't" Y/N on being cast as Barbie for Greta Gerwig's movie

Is Harry Styles cheating on Olivia Wilde with Y/N L/N?

Of course, all eyes are now on the two Ferrari drivers, with whom L/N will spend most of her time (common sponsor dictates), and more particularly on Charles Leclerc, who is single.

It has been almost a month since the woman was last seen with anyone. A record! She's probably more determined than ever to get her hands on some fresh meat, and what better than a handsome, muscular driver who can speak French? We all know L/N's soft spot for the language of love. Her interviews remind us of it enough. So do her many French conquests.

We just hope that the actress' famous bedroom eyes will not trouble the Monegasque and make him lose his race. The fans of Il Predestinato would not react kindly to this.

He is, after all, one of the current favourites for the championship.

In any case, no matter what happens over the weekend, the outcome is bound to be interesting. Because, while her actions are open to criticism, Y/N L/N's impact is undeniable.

The woman is already the talk of the paddock and she hasn’t even set foot on it yet.

FILED UNDER #Y/NL/N #F1 #ACTORS #SPORTS #MIAMI #DATING

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Anonymous 15 minutes ago

It's already a miracle that she hasn't tried to fuck football players yet, if she could keep this up with F1 it would be great.

Anonymous 38 minutes ago

I will never understand why celebrities who have nothing to do with F1 and probably don't give a shit about it either are invited to all GP. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous 51 minutes ago

There's something about Y/N that I just hate. It's physical at this point. I can only stand her in movies. Probably because she doesn't act like herself in those...

Anonymous 1 hour ago

No, but I swear she really has a libido problem. This is the only explanation. She must be a nymphomaniac. Or just a whore. Or both.

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[kiwisa]

continuing my angèle obsession on here ...

[kiwisa]

Thank you for 1,800 followers !! 🤍🌷✨

that's a lot of people. wow.

[kiwisa]

you're backkkk omg🥹 missed you so much, I hope you're doing well❤️ and I loved the Lewis fic <33

i am back !! i missed all of you too⏤i'm doing well, thank you for asking !!! even more so when university ends in *look at my watch* less than four hours. i'm this close to freedom and time for writing. how about you ? i hope life has been treating you well ! and thank you for your kind words, i'm glad you enjoyed the fic ❤️✨🌈

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was just thinking about you 🥹

stop it that's the cutest thing ever ... love you !!! 🫶🏻🥹

[kiwisa]

Hiiii!!!

So you just posted a fic rn..

And look even Tumblr noticed that I love your page so much that it sent me a notif!!

As if I don't already have post notifications on!!!

I love your page so much!!!

Thank you for writing the most amazing fics on F1blr

ooooh i think it's because i've been m.i.a for some time so tumblr thought a notif was necessary lol but omg that's so cute !!! i love you so much⏤thank you for being such a constant support, seeing you in my notifs always warms my heart !! ❤️🌈✨

[kiwisa]

Hi☺️ May I have a social media au with Lewis Hamilton or Toto where reader is an accountant or just a regular girlie working a 9-5

Thank you if you can get to it. If not thanks anyways for all the other works

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hey !! sorry it took so long but i finally did your request !! ❤️ it was so fun ! 🌈

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random girls club ✩ lh44

Lewis Hamilton x Fem! Non-famous! Reader

IN WHICH... sometimes, celebrities fall in love with normal people too.

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⤷ yourusername hell yessssss my boss is letting me leave early on Thursday we should go then!!!

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⤷ yourusername hint: it’s definitely not me

lewishamilton 🐈

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user5 wtf is sir lewis freaking hamilton doing here?

user6 who is she??? user7 look at this

⤷ user7 is she his girlfriend?

⤷ user6 idk it looks like it

user1 that’s my girl

user2 pls leave your boyfriend and marry me

user3 the shaaaaade

user4 im afraid she’s iconic your honor.

lewishamilton 🤣

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[kiwisa]

lotus and iris for the flower ask thingy!!

iris— would you describe yourself as a sensitive person? why or why not?

it’s complicated ? no and also yes. i can be quite sensitive when it comes to fictions or some questions but most of the time i appear insensitive to others.

lotus— what is your favorite color and in what shade? e.g. sage green, navy blue, ect.

maybe like a brick red or vermilion ??? ❤️ or just black … or yellow. i love all colours. 🌈

[kiwisa]

the fact that i lose followers when i do ask games 🙃 some ppl do take blogs for writing machines lol

[kiwisa]

wow!! its the same for me, mental health is just not it today ^-^

anyways, you can pick which to answer or do both 🤷‍♀️

azalea and tigerlily, to see if i can get any new recs to further procrastinate from uni

have a nice day (≧◡≦)

there is just something in the air … like why do i feel the urge to cry ?? 🤨

let’s go with tigerlily— do you have any favorite quotes from any movies, tv shows, books, or poetry? (or from people in real life)

this is such a hard one. i think my favourite book quote ever is from the waves, by virginia woolf:

“There was a star riding through clouds one night, & I said to the star, 'Consume me'.”

there is just something so magical about it !!

there is also the song of achilles :

“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”

and of course, i cannot not mention “sad madrigal” by baudelaire: “L’orage rajeunit les fleurs” which literally means “storms rejuvenate flowers” ⏤ that’s one of my favourite lines, enough to get it tattooed on the arm lol.

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cosmos— what's the best compliment you've ever received? who was it from?

i think it was one of my english teachers in high school who said that my level was very impressive and that i sometimes thought of things they hadn’t ?? since i learned english alone that stayed with me i guess 🫶🏻

another was when my best friend (who had never read my work before) said that i was gifted when it comes to writing 🥹

[kiwisa]

okay, this isn't a part of the flower ask promts but question. who do you think would win in a bar fight kaz brekker or max verstappen...? and who would be the better hype man jesper or danny ric?

… kaz would just dESTROY MAX. you put a leader of a gang against a man who goes vroom vroom in circles every other week and calls his boss to say quack quack. + kaz has a cane, he literally always has a weapon at hand / and max looks like a lightweight (from videos i’ve seen) : he would probably be too drunk to fight (even if he started said fight)

danny is always the better hype man. no matter who he is against (even my love jesper 😔). he is the personification of sunshine ☀️ you can’t beat that !!

[kiwisa]

white carnation

white carnation— would you ever want to get a piercing? if so, where?

NO BECAUSE THATS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT FOR ME. i would LOVE (stressing this) to have the septum done but my mum DOESNT WANT TO. so bye-bye, there goes my dream of being cool 😔

[kiwisa]

jasmine

jasmine— describe your dream partner or best friend. what kind of personality traits do they have?

since i already did the "dream partner" i guess i'll do the best friend. but i don’t have to describe a dream version because she already exists : she just understands me and knows that i need space sometimes. + we can laugh about everything because we have the same humour. yet we can be serious too. that’s the only things i wish for in a friend. and that’s precisely what she is 🫶🏻✨

[kiwisa]

aster *COUGH* zak brekker *COUGH*

aster— do you have any 'fictional crushes' on any movie, tv show, or book characters? who and why?

do i have “any” ? baby i have an army of them. be it of course kaz brekker my beloved 😔✊🏻🩷💐 or the darkling or eddie munson or steve harrington or anthony bridgerton or james potter or remus lupin or sirius black or bucky barnes or…

(and let’s not get started on REAL PEOPLE)