in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo
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reblog for sample size !!
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these mfing fushiguros always trying to fucking kill themselves i swear to god
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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry
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call me VAGetarian the way i. um. the way i only. did anyone hear that
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call me VAGetarian the way i. um. the way i only. did anyone hear that
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wait i'm curious tell me ur go to boba order
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wearing a fitted top w a binder is such a bad bitch move
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and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you faggots and your gay dog
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dni if you don't make your bagel halves face each other in the toaster. you FREAK
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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew
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