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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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metropolis is fuckin wild. like imagine if one of elon musk's kids was prophesied by their cult leader girlfriend to lead a peaceful worker's revolution. and then elon musk had a mad scientist frenemy who made a robot that looked like grimes to stop said revolution. but then the robot who looks like grimes also looks like the cult leader girlfriend for some reason

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'Tristan', Ex Libris Jaroslav Machac by Frantisek Kobliha, 1910.

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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

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Monks kept their tonsures tidy by sitting in a long line every morning and shaving each other's heads. The Tonsure Train is where all the best monk gossip happened. Every historian knows this.

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Caligari-inspired outfit for today

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Zhan Lui Foreyn

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I don’t remember the context of this text w my mom

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(not knowing the lyrics to lady marmalade): kitschy kitschy baba yaga

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Visiting Baba Yaga

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"The Protector", a mother centipede pendant designed and glass blown by Jessica Tsai

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A 5200-year-old pottery bowl from Shahr-e Sukhteh bearing what could possibly be the world's oldest example of animation. It shows 5 images of a wild goat leaping, and if you put them in a sequence (like a flip book), the wild goat leaps to nip leaves off a tree. Museum of Ancient Iran

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The dog.

The dog is the one with trust issues. Not the owner.

A dog ran up to me today and his owner said he usually has trust issues so I guess I am One With Nature now

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A dog ran up to me today and his owner said he usually has trust issues so I guess I am One With Nature now

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Old Norse sagas can be so funny. In "The Saga of Ragnar Lodbrok", our hero, age 15, saves a princess from a dragon, which he calls a land-fish. He goes "sorted that out for you, no need to thank me👍" and walks off without giving her his name. She goes back into her castle and immediately has a nap. And then everyone calls him Hairy-Pants (Lodbrok) because he was wearing hairy pants when he killed the dragon.

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.