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Laika to Ground Control

Prints

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

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"I couldn't care less. I'd suck the alcohol out of a stick of deodorant if it came to it" - one of my English lecturers on being asked if she prefers red or white wine

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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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Hug adopt behead the baby from Eraserhead.

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Surely you mean a... PAINique attaque?

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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It has just occurred to me that my new toothbrush is the exact same colour as the old toothbrush I use to scrub decaying flesh off roadkill bones

I see no way this could go horribly wrong

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From Wassily Kandinsky's "Dance Curves: On the Dances of Palucca," 1926. Published in Das Kunstblatt arts journal, also in 1926. Photos by Charlotte Rudolph.

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First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

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ALSO: People laughing when you say something that wasn't intended to be funny. And then laughing even more if you ask why they're laughing

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Today at church this baby was staring at me so I slow blinked to let him know I'm a Friendly and Trustworthy Person. He didn't blink back so I thought "Oh, he's a bit skittish, that's fine". It took me a full minute to realise that this is not, in fact, Normal Human Social Behavior and I was probably confusing the hell out of that poor child

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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setting forth on a perilous quest for the grail

(heading to the supermarket for groceries)

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I keep forgetting that my Whatsapp profile picture is a photo of me in 14th century armour I got to try on at a museum one time. I'm on a bunch of buy/sell groups and occasionally cause confusion when I meet up irl with someone who wasn't expecting a 5'6 sickly Victorian child in smudged eyeliner and a lacy dress.

And they're like, "Art thou my knight, cap-a-pie in maille and great helm as I did see in thy illumination? Thou art but a waifish barne, too meek to swing a s'wrd!"

And I'm like

"Aye, I be the gallant knight of Whatsappe. Here is thy second hand microwave"

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"Plague Rat"