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The hyper fixation is too real

Okay but hear me out, I went to see Ghost in concert the other day and it's just another thing that's been rolling around in my fishbowl of a brain so may I present to you

ghost fnaf sb au 

Freddy is papa for obvious reasons - he’s the lead singer and also just very charismatic like copia 

And then Roxy’s cirrus bc she gets to be killer on the keys and I just love the keytar solo for her during mummy dust 

SUN IS AURORA BC IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND HE’S JUST A LITTEL GUY ENJOYING HIS LITTLE THINGS

Dj’s mountain bc he’s just a big guy doing his big thing on the drum set 

Now hear me out on these next few 

Monty’s phantom because he’s the newest member of the group, he’s still trying to find himself a bit, bit he’s getting there 

Chica’s Sodo bc she’s killer on the guitar and also had been the band for a bit, I also feel like she could get into it like sodod does with his lil stomps 

This one is a little self indulgent but Bonnie would be Swiss, simply because I can see him going absolutely FERAL like Swiss has been during sodos guitar solos. He also plays (played?) the guitar at some point during some game. 

I feel like foxy would lowkey be rain, (in my head he has a prosthetic hand bc y’know- hook) so I’m a bit weaker on my stage with this one. But I also feel like he’s always so tired with everyones shit and just wants to play his lil bass 

Which leaves Mads to moon! I have absolutely no justification for this one it just feels right. 

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SMASHING SOUND EQUIPMENT

Chapters 5 and 6 have been posted!!!

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Smashing Sound Equipment

Chapter four is now out on my silly little au, pls go check it out?

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ever since the ruin dlc has come out I simply cannot get GR! Fronnie out of my head. pls take this as my one offering to the fandom

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repost bc i forgot some details…

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its that time of year when i hear the words "if its too much to bear, or to hear, or to take, ill be frank, let my INFLECTION BE CRYSTAL CLEAR" and absolutely fucking lose my shit

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For barbarians who like mobility, thunder damage, and making the battlefield their performance venue! You can view this on Homebrewery here.

Kind of silly, it's true, but I think this'd be fun to play! If you do play it, let me know how it went!

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You know, not enough Papyton shippers have embraced the fact that they both really like violence.

Like yea, Papyrus didn't want to kill you, or put you in a puzzle he considered too hard, but he still built that absolute death trap of a bridge. He's still a huge fan of Mettaton, who has random violence as a staple of his show, right alongside dramatic poses and being sexy.

Where is my fanfic about Papyrus getting invited on a show to put some poor contestant through a puzzle he and mettaton designed together? And although the contestant won't die, they are not informed of this fact, and just get yanked below stage at the last minute as some fire goes off and a fake crispy corpse is deposited right there?

Where's my fic of them cuddled together watching Saw and just discussing the traps, how to get out of them, and if the special effects are up to par?

What about the two of them sparring together, teaching each other bits and pieces of the other's magic because all the monsters who love each other in this game seem to share some attacks, and they both believe it would be So Adorable if they could coordinate the exact same attack as a display of their affection for each other even while kicking ass?

Every Papyton shipper seems to declaw them both just for uwu cute bean purposes. No more.

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GREETINGS!

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The Holy Trinity of cryptic musicals

The Father: Bare: A Pop Opera

The Son: Jasper in Deadland

The Holy Spirit: Lizard Boy: The Musical

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This is really fuckin long, I’m just writing down notes for my Razia’s Shadow animatics;

- O’s face is never shown

- Ahrima and Nidria both have four wings, while other angels only have two

- For Ahrima’s last few lines in Life is Looking Up, once all the lamps are created, the frames are fully coloured until it gets to the narrator’s part, then it goes back to no color

- Burayas is an actual spider but he projects this humanoid illusion with four eyes and four arms and low key hits on Ahrima

- Ahrima’s irises are coloured in yellow when he destroys the lamps, and during some of Toba the Tura. They turn yellow at the end of The Oracle too. It’s kinda like a symbol of how Burayas has kinda… possessed him? In a way. Cause Burayas has yellow eyes and it shows that even after everything, Ahrima hasn’t learned/is still possessed

- Toba is a centaur-like creature. He straight up breaks Ahrima’s wings so that he can’t get back to the Light. He spends most of the song angry, but at the end with the whole “oh what have you done” bit he’s just. Upset

- Ahrima basically faceplants into the burnt earth/coal/whatever and that’s. Kinda how the markings on the people in the Dark starts. It gets in his eyes and when he’s singing the “what have I done” bit he’s crying so that’s how the eye markings become a thing

- Ahrima and Nidria and have this moment from opposite sides of the mountain while he’s singing at the end of Toba the Tura, but she gets up and leaves before he finishes

- The Oracle is a Cerberus, who’s eyes are all hollow except for one which will literally switch heads depending on which one is talking

- Ahrima gets the prophecy when the Oracle leads him to a pool and he sees his reflection and tries to scrub the dirt off his face, except it’s magic or some shit and then his eyes are glowing and he’s speaking prophecies

- Nidria shows up in like. Spirit form or illusion form or something and Ahrima only realizes it’s not her when he runs to her and goes right through

- The intermission just kinda goes through the various rulers of the Dark, until it gets to Pallis and Adakias

- Ahrima and the humanoid Burayas are hinted to have. Done the nasty

- Adakias is trans

- Pallis is desperately begging Adakias to stay, rather than being angry

- Adakias briefly meets Anhura when she accidentally bumps into him, and he follows her after hearing her little singing bit

- Anhura is almost a head taller than Adakias

- When Anhura sings the babies line Adakias turns bright fuckin red

- During the “I CAN FEEL IT” bit Adakias and Anhura are kinda dancing and then Adakias starts. Flying. Like he’s hovering and not very high off the ground but that still is not. Normal. Idk I think it’d be neat to explore the fact that they’re all literally descended from angels

- King Malka straight up pulls a sword on Adakias when he says “I will not give up without a fight” and Anhura puts herself between them until he puts the sword away, and Adakias continues to hide behind her

- Anhura gets this blush on her cheeks except instead of pink it’s black cause 1) no color 2) I think it’s a cool way to signify that the Dark has infected her

- The Bawaba brothers are kinda creepy and they’re either wearing plague masks or those are their actual faces

- Holy the Sea basically consists of a lot of flashback and illusion looking shit I’m gonna die trying to make an animatic of this

- Doctor Dumaya has cobwebs all over him, spiders on his coat at all times, and he can twist his limbs around and take off his own head

- Burayas makes a cameo as the asshole spider who puts in too much of the one thing

- Adakias is trying to convince Anhura to stay with Dumaya and he shows her this blade he’s got hidden and turns out he’s buying time cause he’s planning on killing Dumaya so that they can make their escape

- Pallis stabs Dumaya and presumably kills him when he barges in at the end of Doctor Doctor

- Pallis looks like fuckin shit and has the same kind of blush that Anhura does except his is white cause the Light’s infected him, but it fades during the beginning of the End and the Beginning

- Anhura doesn’t show any sign of forgiving Adakias for lying to her

- When Pallis starts crying while begging Adakias to stay alive, the markings under his eyes start to change and run down his face

- Anhura kisses Adakias on the forehead during the “place your hand on mine” bit the first time around, but during the second bit Pallis just grabs onto him and hugs him as tight as he can

- Adakias tries to wipe Pallis’ tears away right before he dies, which just smudges his markings even worse. When the narrator starts talking, the scene stays with the three and the last you see of them is Pallis silently screaming and hugging Adakias again, while Anhura watches

- The Narrator is revealed to be an older Pallis during the last few lines, and you also see an older Anhura. Turns out he’s been reading the book to their lil one, who’s fallen asleep. The last shot is Pallis carrying the child to bed, and that’s the end

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Razia’s Shadow Starters

“Place your hand on mine, untie your mind.”  

“I’m a slave to the sight.”

“The unrelenting constancy of love and hope can rescue and restore you from any scope.”

“What a splendid mess he’s made of this.”

“I must be patient, they will realize what I know inside.”

“I was meant to lead this world to greater things. It’s my destiny.”

“The sky and trees all blur every time I look at her!“

“You’re not the only one who thinks they’re falling in love.”

“My mind’s in knots, it’s got me lost.”

“The sun and stars turn dim, everytime I look at him!”

“Could this be the day I have waited for when all my hard work doesn’t go ignored?”

“They know I am more than some eager blood.”

“I just want to prove I deserve this gift.”

“No one will be able to deny my skill, nor love for you.”

“You can’t change me. You can’t have me.”

“Let my unique deft hands be known!“

“I’m gonna show you this once and then you’re gonna do it.”

“You have a special gift, but they still treat you like you’re a kid.”

“They don’t understand. This is their last chance.”

“It’s your chance for revenge! This will show them!“

“Now it’s your turn! C'mon, like you mean it!”

“They can’t stop you.”

“They underestimate you and your gift!“

“Let them cry their eyes out!“

“They say you’re gifted, well I just see a scared kid.”

“Your cold, wicked soul boasts a foul scent.”

“This mess that you’ve made, it’s a six-foot grave.”

“What have I done? What have I become? Destroyed all I love.”

“You can’t escape your own skin.”

“So please take heed of this prophecy.”

“You have made this bed, now you must sleep in it.”

“I’m supposed to call this home?“

“Why can’t you be more like your brother?”

“This kingdom needs you.”

“What’s the point of dreaming if it can never materialize?“

“Why can’t I live up to my family name?“

“You’re a reckless and romantic rogue.”

“You’re not the chosen one.”

“Don’t you ever dream of some place better? Or a life that’s greater?”

“Don’t you ever feel like you’ve been destined for something bigger than your skin?”

“If you elope, I’ll hunt you down.”

“Through suffering you’ll atone.”

“You are shortsighted. Naive and starry-eyed.”

“We curb our speech because words are not enough.”

“Take my hand and trust in me.”

“I can’t let her learn about my past.”

“I’m not after your throne or jewels.”

“I will surely not give up without a fight.”

“All we have is love.”

“You can’t run from your history. Your past will seek you endlessly.”

“He had it all in his hands and he watched it all turn to sand.”

“Watch out for the wicked ones who call themselves beloved ones.”

“Welcome to my humble abode. Please don’t mind the mess.”

“Open wide and say “Ah”. Let the doctor take a peek.”

“I don’t want to alarm you, but you certainly are ill!”

“Lucky for you, you found me!”

“I’ve been seduced with shimmering, sparkling stones.”

“You’ve been lying through your teeth!”

“Oh God, please stay alive!”

“I was shortsighted. I ignored your cries.”

“Please listen to my last words before I fade away.”

“Live for your love every day.”

“Please don’t let your tired heart stop beating.” 

“You’re bleeding. Just keep breathing.”

“Place your hand on mine, one last time, and kiss me goodbye.”