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My Experience as an INTJ #54

Me: “Finally, after much planning and preparation, I will actually act on those plans now.”

Warning: only 9 out of 10 ideal conditions assumed when you made those plans are currently met

Me: “oh no”

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beneath the snow my heart blossoms

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My Experience as an INTJ #53

ISFJ friend: “Oh my gosh, did that sound flirty or weird? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for it to come off that way. I hope that didn’t make you uncomfortable.”

Me: ??? did not think that in the slightest?

Me: “You’re fine. It’s all fine. Nothing to apologize for.”

(Another time)

ISFJ friend: *mid-conversation, automatically reaches out to brush lint off my shoulder* “Oh! Sorry, there was something there, so I just— sorry.”

Me: omg no you literally have nothing to apologize over, my soft friend

Me: “No, no, thanks for getting it off.”

Me: *inwardly debates grabbing their hand, putting it on me, and getting their insecurity over with*

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this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

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best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

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Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today

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When your friend asks you to do a reading of her love-life

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My Experience as an INTJ #52

Me: “So I finally convinced [ISTJ] to go to Toronto with us.”

ISTP: “How?? We’ve been trying to badger him into going for months!”

Me: “I crunched numbers and told him the results.”

ISTP: “You and your numbers.”

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“I like the way the snow feels on my fur.”

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When breakfast is 5 seconds late.

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fucks sake

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Protecting cat friend.

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:o

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>:|

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My Experience as an INTJ #51

High Ni vs Low Se problem

Me: *does a thing*

Me: *does the thing again and again*

Me: *practices the thing, learns about the thing*

Me: *studies the thing, masters the terminology, adopts the relevant techniques, relies on appropriate resources, builds upon foundation, prays to the right gods, improves by crawls, steps and leaps*

Me: *surpasses goals, inspires awe, invests time and energy, focus, blood, sweat, and tears, becomes best at the thing*

Someone: “So, do you enjoy doing the thing? You must like it, right?”

Me: “en... joy?? I, well... hm... yes?... *squints* define... ‘enjoy’.”