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*clank*
Beasts of Ash: *aggressive angry and curse-stricken knights*
Reginald: perfect.
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my lord and I regarded you from across the banquet and took a liking to your countenance, may we obtain you a flagon of mead?
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when you wear your sword at your hip and the hilt sticks out at your waistline it’s basically a strap but even better because it’s also an armrest.
however regardless the accessory - dildo or blade - its imperative that you keep sucking because I swear I can feel it
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ah the thought of my beloved knight with their hair all messy, armour and entire body drenched in blood... which smears on my face when they grab it roughly to kiss me...
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in this house we love the valiant and steadfast subs, the brave and intuitive doms, and the noble and resourceful switches alike. we will denigrate and champion none beyond their fellows
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Recently dragged @whomgodforgot into the woods (his camera too), these are some of the shots.
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Knight and the kiss of yearning
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aside from what I consider a superior grip, one of the reasons I use a longsword with a pear instead of a disk pommel is because I think pear pommels would be easier to use as a dildo. are we seeing the vision
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King Henry VIII's armoured cheeks 🍑
Royal Armouries' Field of Cloth of Gold collection
#oh my god that's funny#we love an armored buttcheek#i woukd sacrifice my palm to give that a good smack#knights
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