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colonialism? in MY cottagecore fantasy world? it's more likely than you think
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tag yourself: trek flavoured autism for us autistic trek girlies

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home
#this is why i dont have a stepladder in my attic workshop#i have to physically climb on and off the beams to get around#monki :)
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its morally wrong to date women if youre a man. because of power dynamics
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JEFFREY COMBS CUT OUT JUMPSCARE
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GOOGLE SOMETHING AND THIS PHOTO CAME UP?!
Iโve never seen that photo before. What the XD where did it come from?
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The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.
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#hitchhiker's guide- specifically so long thanks for the fish#so basically the real world except aliens are real ? sign me up
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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.
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#me with my literal brother who was on his way to become a successful business owner with the best local reputation#and then got manipulated into marrying a stupid bitch who then got him to stop working and get into serious debt
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Tumblr trying to sell me a discontinued console rn
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My dad raises grass-fed beef cattle and I help him sell it, mainly by maintaining an online presence. For a while, I kept having the most ridiculous conversations with people who I assume were marketing students. I didn't want to be rude so I'd try to let them down gently but this one guy just kept insisting that with his magical marketing skills he could grow our business.
What he could not seem to comprehend is that we could not grow our business, at least not without significant time and monetary investment. Cows take two years from pregnancy to the size that you can sell. If we buy adult cows, our margins become razor thin or even negative. Even if we somehow could acquire some cows, our barn and hay fields are already near maximum capacity. Renting another field would be relatively easy, building a bigger barn not so much.
Cows are living animals, they aren't widgets that can be produced infinitely. Besides that, many businesses inherently cannot grow, because if they do they'll become something else. The delicious bakery down the street cannot produce much more than they do, if they began mass marketing and production they'd eventually be selling the equivalent of Twinkies. We grow grass-fed, organic beef, if we expanded how long would that last? Eventually we'd become the very factor farms that we hate. Some things can only ever be made on a small scale and they are usually the best things.
But also, what are they teaching them at marketing school and how is it so disconnected from reality?
#infinite growth is a myth#infinite expansion is a silly dream#im considering taking business classes to help my own business but something tells me i wouldn't do well.
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well since my date is cancelled i'm gonna go shoplifting after work and steal everything and get everything
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