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Girls🥺💞

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

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texts from my father continue

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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🏞️.

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"kerejeandreil" this is the greed they speak about in the bible.

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RIP cody winter you would love getting socks with all of your teammates faces on them. specifically jean’s.

Jean’s and Jab’s! because Jab is def gonna be considered the 30th Trojan :)

honorable mention goes to Cat who they have at least 3 pairs of socks of and always mix-and-match based off of “Cat’s haiku vibes recently”

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“they never should have said yes when you asked.”

“i didn't ask—” [GUNSHOT] [CAR CRASH] [BOOM] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [SIRENS] [GLASS BREAKS] [DISTANT YELLING] [EXPLOSION] [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] “... WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [AMBULANCE SIRENS]

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You just know when the US Court roster was announced and it was revealed that Kevin Day, Neil Josten AND Andrew Minyard were stepping on the court together for the first time since the Foxes, every other team going to the Olympics collectively went "Oh Fuck, we're screwed."

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I’ve had wild timing this week - three times I have remembered something I pre-ordered or ordered from across the planet and checked my email only for it to show up the immediate next day lolz

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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— requested by manbunjon

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