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I’m thinking of “betraying” my entire party. You see, we’ve all met this one really bad guy. He’s a vampire. I have no overwhelming urge to die of age related issues. I’m going to make a deal with him.

He can turn me in exchange for my services as a Fighter and ally of the party that wants to kill him. I’ll keep an eye on my mates until the time is right. Of course I’m not really going to betray them unless I’m forced to. I’ll be playing both sides and unless that guy who turns me into a vampire outright tells me to attack my mates I won’t.

Then once he’s been dealt with bam! Old Karch gets his immortality and his mates to boot!

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I have a bad feeling that my mates are mad at me. A couple of days ago I got in an argument with the Tree Lady Druid in our party and made our Tiefling Warlock mad. A couple weeks before that I casually knocked our Gnome Rogue out of the range of a dragon that would have probably eaten both of us, with my hammer. And just in our last fight I accidentally nearly killed said Gnome Rogue when a Beholder hit me with some sort of eye ray that made me attack my nearest ally, which happened to be him.

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Well you’re half right.

this kobold is homosexual -> 🦎

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The worst part about needing glasses is shopping for glasses. Sure they look cool on the shelf but I can’t see well enough to try them on and see if they look good on me.

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sad kobold

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.

Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.

That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

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It's official. I'm not Copper, I'm Atomic Tangerine.

colors

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Please double-check your leaf piles for little kobolds before you start sweeping!

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None of my friends have long enough snouts for affection.

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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Lies! All Kobolds must jump on the bed at least once a day!

Kobolds shouldn't jump on the bed

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FREE ART RAFFLE!

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Figured it was as good a time as any to finally launch my long planned free art raffle, if you've got any questions, feel free to shoot me a message! The raffle will end on the 12th of October, at which point I will select the winners using a random number generator! I am running this raffle here and on my Twitter, which means if you have an account on both, you can get a total of two entries ^^ Good luck!

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Sooooo now we also know that our Tiefling Warlock is even worse at throwing me. His hand got caught on my belt and he wound up prone in front of me. However, this gave me the opportunity to throw him. Which apparently I can do really well. He hit the enemy for max damage.

So we've learned that our Dwarven Artificer has the same ability to throw me as our Dragonborn Monk. Our Human Paladin on the other hand just needs to learn how to aim when he throws me. Because he has thrown me past 2 enemies so far. Once into a tree and most recently partially through a wall. I'm not mad. Just a little concussed.

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The kobold has obtained the ✨ 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓸 ✨