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He shared it on his IG 😭😭😭 💘

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than this oneshot kill from merrill

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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I have been wondering about the talk you have with Hans after sleeping with Rosa.

Hans doesn't seem to be all that jealous in that scene, but it could also be him hiding it well behind joking around.

I wonder though as Sam seems to make him more jealous by just breathing in the same room as Henry.

Also I am wondering about the line Hans has at the end of that conversation :"Do you think she saved her cherry for some knobhead from Skalitz?"

That line always amuses me as I'm thinking "Oh so just like you Hans?"

Oh this is fairly easy to answer, actually! Loads of factors at play here:

Rosa is a woman. As I mentioned here, heterosexuality is the "expected" thing here and something Hans would have made his peace with by this point. He expects Henry to sleep with women and to want to sleep with women. (I reckon he would get worse at this nonchalance after they got together if Henry decided to be a dick and kept sleeping around. I don't think he would do that, but some people might choose to characterize him that way.)

Part of this is also copium. Pretend you're not at all interested in your bro by being overly interested in his sex life to prove how straight you are. Obviously.

He asks for. So. Many. Details. How to tell your bro you want to imagine him mid-coitus without telling your bro that you want to imagine him mid-coitus!

Did you notice how Hans seemed to almost brighten when he found out that this most likely wasn't Rosa's first time? Like that lack of exclusivity is such a boon to him because it means there's nothing deeper there.

Along the same lines, I can almost guarantee he'd be so much worse about it with Katherine. Because Katherine isn't a noble shackled to the expectations thrust upon nobility and could therefore be with Henry. He knows just as Rosa does (and just as Rosa tells Henry after their romance scene) that Rosa could never be with Henry romantically.

There is one more thing to consider, which is of course that Hans isn't the only romance option. This could easily have been thrown in to please those gamerbros who hate the fact that Hans is a romance option at all.

As per the comment in the replies, devnotes state that he is actually jealous of Rosa and wishes he had been in her position.

It's no surprise to me that Hans felt so uncertain after they fucked and why he was so glad to have the reassurance that Henry offered him after, why he felt the need to lay down implications of more between them than just sex in their end conversation. He doesn't want Henry to think that he'd be like Rosa, just interested in getting her rocks off and then moving on in the name of realism. Even if his cock is shackled, he wants Henry to know that his heart isn't.

In line with that, of course he saved his cherry for some knobhead from Skalitz <3

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Fields of Wheat

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The Alchemical Herbs of Kingdom Come: Deliverance (PRINTS)

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brother gregor's new boyfriend (I have to kill him) ((he will be poisoning me later))

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as if watching this scene over and over again wasn't enough ofc I had to draw it

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appraisal

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Sir Hans vs Sir Pans: if Henry baked breads.

Wish the game let you bake ☹️ Add water and flour once a day to your starter (takes up inventory space) like how you apply potions. Free bread forever. Add herbs. Sell it for groshen. Do jail time and the starter dies.

I had a whole series planed with jealous Hans babysitting Henry's sourdough but I'm stopping myself because this is silly enough as it is. Hans going to the Rattay mill for flour for Pans and learning, plot twist, that Pans isn't Theresa's child, it's Peshek's...Hans trying to keep Pans alive during the siege because it might be all he has left of Henry...Pans dying from fratricide (eaten by Mutt)

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I don't know if this is the brainrot talking, but I genuinely believe Henry of Skalitz has quickly entered the top 5 of my favourite protagonists of all time, I love him dearly

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Like, is she any good, get me?

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"After two hundred years of sh*t, pure sh*t, I think I deserve something better."

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Sam <3

yall what is style consistency coz i was robbed of all of it…