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Hey?? Everyone can have their own music opinions?? Goodnight.
halsey
lorde
the 1975
the lumineers
21 pilots
lana del rey
these are the most boring musicians alive and if you seriously think a single one of em has any artistic integrity you need to force yourself to listen to laurie anderson until you stop describing any music outside your infinitesimally small comfort zone of whiny angsty pretentious corporate pop as “weird”
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
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Big mood.
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When someone brags about their score on a test
woah, you sure are special.
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everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but
let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter
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I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known
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I was at my job in a restaurant and everything was relatively normal, except that underneath the place where we kept the aprons was now a trapdoor leading to a beautiful pastel house in the middle of an enchanted forest where 8 gay men lived. It was referred to as “the gay pit”.
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these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late
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and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm
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i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta
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Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
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