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God I miss writing semi-crack fics

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am thinking of reworking this bit, editing the shit out of it bcs im discontented w the format, could have more flavor...

“I Pressed E and Now I Regret Everything” 

(Genshin Impact Various! X reader)

TW: So far no warnings bcs its quite plain?

Description: Y/n is a classic troubled young girl with tendencies of looking to end it all, with too many hobbies and a will to live hanging by a thread! Gets transported by mysterious means into the world of Teyvat, looking for ways to survive and means to protect herself and find her way home. 

Prologue

"What is this..."

The glow of the computer in front of the girl illuminates her puzzled expression, her brow furrowed and her head slightly tilted to the side at the scene in front of her.

'This wasn't mentioned as part of the update.'

She says inwardly to herself as her character nears the strange phenomena in the game,

A black void in the shape of a diamond can be seen somewhere between the shore and the tree in Windrise; its empty texture stands out in contrast to the scenic greenery of the surrounding area.

The young girl shifts her eyes from her monitor to the digital clock placed on her bedside, '2:29 AM.' She had gotten carried away with her tasks and exploration in-game.

'Let's just get this over with for now.'

Her character stands before the "portal," and the interact button pops up like with any other object in the game.

'I don't think glitches do this…'

Out of curiosity, she gingerly presses the E key on her keyboard; nothing happens for a few seconds until the portal suddenly glows and light consumes the screen.

Talk about a flashbang in the middle of the night.

...

The soft sound of a lyre can be heard throughout the vicinity of the massive oak tree in Windrise.

Y/N's POV:

'eurgh… What the fuck just happened?'

I thought as I groggily peered my eyes open to be met with a bright blue sky with some clouds, regaining some sense of feeling of my body and its surroundings, the way my body lay against the soft ground of the meadow, blades of grass mushed and tickled my exposed skin. I sluggishly pulled myself upright. 'God, it feels like I've been hit by a truck...' My muscles felt weak, and it felt like I hadn't slept in days.

After a few seconds of staring at the ground, I lifted my head to take in the surrounding area. Where I sit, the grass is lusciously green with some wildflowers scattered around. Just ahead, I find a rocky hillside. I ignore the sluggish feeling and stiffly stand up. Turning to the left, I find a beautiful sandbar and an ocean that stretches out to the skyline.

'Beautiful...' I mutter out, slightly dazed by the scenic view in front of me, before turning to the giant-ass tree that stands in the middle of this meadow, to which a lightbulb of realization lights in my mind.

'Hold on, did I just get sucked into Teyvat?!? '

I thought as my eyes widened and my mouth gaped in mild horror and shock at the realization,

Despite the slight nervous breakdown from the reality of my situation, I gather whatever remaining pieces of my sanity I had left before deciding to venture off into a world I've never been to but know my way around. But then a grumble emerges from my stomach.

'Oh… I should look for food, I think before looking around my surroundings to scout for any possible sources of food.

And then a few feet away from me, I spot some apples on the grass below the giant tree. I slowly make my way so as not to disturb the animals nearby. Upon further inspection, as I reach closer to the tree, the sound of a lyre can be heard, its soft melody blending in and complementing the serene atmosphere of the area. 

My eyes wander to pinpoint the source of this melody, landing on what seems to be a person sitting on one of the branches of the giant tree before me. 

I suppose the person heard me making my way towards the tree and peeked from where they were sitting. 

Upon locking eyes, the kind stranger offered a smile and a wave before promptly finishing his song. 

Before jumping down from his former position to a few feet away from me, their appearance slightly puzzled me, as this stranger wore clothes a boy would wear but had a fairly feminine face with two twin braids cascading down from below their cheek to their collarbone; their bright turquoise pupils looked into my own as if they saw through my soul.

"Hi there, traveler! Haven't seen you around these parts. New to Mondstadt, I suppose?" they say with a cheeky, welcoming grin.

"I guess you can say so... I'm Y/n, pleasure meeting you."

"Venti! Pleasure meeting you too."

A somewhat audible grumble can be heard; embarrassingly enough, it was from my stomach. I could feel my cheeks warm and my lips purse in embarrassment.

"Excuse me..."

I said awkwardly.

"No problem! Here, you can have some of my apples; that'll sure fill you up."

Venti says happily as the kind bard picks a few and hands them to you.

"Erm… Thank you… If you don't mind me asking… Male or female?"

I say shyly, not sure how to exactly ask, I was going to say ma'am or sir, but I figured I might as well be direct.

"Ha? HAHAHAHHAHAHA!~"

After an awkward pause of a few seconds, the bard bursts into laughter, holding his stomach and almost rolling off the small hill.

"Eheheh... Excuse me for that bit. I'm a guy biologically speaking, but I never really pay attention to much of that, hehe."

The bard says as he dusts off any dirt from his garments.

"It's no problem. Apologies for the out-of-pocket question, and thank you for the apples!"

I say bashfully, before munching on the sweet, juicy apples that have been given to me minutes before,

"You are quite different from all the other travelers I've seen who stumble into Mondstadt. If you want, I can show you around, even show you some good spots to go here in the city! You should definitely try Angel's Share's dandelion wine! Mondstadt's specialty, eheh."

I take a moment to consider his kind offer and decide to take it. What harm could it do?

"Yeah, sure, that'd be great." 

Authors note: Yall help me, if yall have any suggestion feel free to comment down below teehee

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“I Pressed E and Now I Regret Everything” 

(Genshin Impact Various! X reader)

TW: So far no warnings bcs its quite plain?

Description: Y/n is a classic troubled young girl with tendencies of looking to end it all, with too many hobbies and a will to live hanging by a thread! Gets transported by mysterious means into the world of Teyvat, looking for ways to survive and means to protect herself and find her way home. 

Prologue

"What is this..."

The glow of the computer in front of the girl illuminates her puzzled expression, her brow furrowed and her head slightly tilted to the side at the scene in front of her.

'This wasn't mentioned as part of the update.'

She says inwardly to herself as her character nears the strange phenomena in the game,

A black void in the shape of a diamond can be seen somewhere between the shore and the tree in Windrise; its empty texture stands out in contrast to the scenic greenery of the surrounding area.

The young girl shifts her eyes from her monitor to the digital clock placed on her bedside, '2:29 AM.' She had gotten carried away with her tasks and exploration in-game.

'Let's just get this over with for now.'

Her character stands before the "portal," and the interact button pops up like with any other object in the game.

'I don't think glitches do this…'

Out of curiosity, she gingerly presses the E key on her keyboard; nothing happens for a few seconds until the portal suddenly glows and light consumes the screen.

Talk about a flashbang in the middle of the night.

...

The soft sound of a lyre can be heard throughout the vicinity of the massive oak tree in Windrise.

Y/N's POV:

'eurgh… What the fuck just happened?'

I thought as I groggily peered my eyes open to be met with a bright blue sky with some clouds, regaining some sense of feeling of my body and its surroundings, the way my body lay against the soft ground of the meadow, blades of grass mushed and tickled my exposed skin. I sluggishly pulled myself upright. 'God, it feels like I've been hit by a truck...' My muscles felt weak, and it felt like I hadn't slept in days.

After a few seconds of staring at the ground, I lifted my head to take in the surrounding area. Where I sit, the grass is lusciously green with some wildflowers scattered around. Just ahead, I find a rocky hillside. I ignore the sluggish feeling and stiffly stand up. Turning to the left, I find a beautiful sandbar and an ocean that stretches out to the skyline.

'Beautiful...' I mutter out, slightly dazed by the scenic view in front of me, before turning to the giant-ass tree that stands in the middle of this meadow, to which a lightbulb of realization lights in my mind.

'Hold on, did I just get sucked into Teyvat?!? '

I thought as my eyes widened and my mouth gaped in mild horror and shock at the realization,

Despite the slight nervous breakdown from the reality of my situation, I gather whatever remaining pieces of my sanity I had left before deciding to venture off into a world I've never been to but know my way around. But then a grumble emerges from my stomach.

'Oh… I should look for food, I think before looking around my surroundings to scout for any possible sources of food.

And then a few feet away from me, I spot some apples on the grass below the giant tree. I slowly make my way so as not to disturb the animals nearby. Upon further inspection, as I reach closer to the tree, the sound of a lyre can be heard, its soft melody blending in and complementing the serene atmosphere of the area. 

My eyes wander to pinpoint the source of this melody, landing on what seems to be a person sitting on one of the branches of the giant tree before me. 

I suppose the person heard me making my way towards the tree and peeked from where they were sitting. 

Upon locking eyes, the kind stranger offered a smile and a wave before promptly finishing his song. 

Before jumping down from his former position to a few feet away from me, their appearance slightly puzzled me, as this stranger wore clothes a boy would wear but had a fairly feminine face with two twin braids cascading down from below their cheek to their collarbone; their bright turquoise pupils looked into my own as if they saw through my soul.

"Hi there, traveler! Haven't seen you around these parts. New to Mondstadt, I suppose?" they say with a cheeky, welcoming grin.

"I guess you can say so... I'm Y/n, pleasure meeting you."

"Venti! Pleasure meeting you too."

A somewhat audible grumble can be heard; embarrassingly enough, it was from my stomach. I could feel my cheeks warm and my lips purse in embarrassment.

"Excuse me..."

I said awkwardly.

"No problem! Here, you can have some of my apples; that'll sure fill you up."

Venti says happily as the kind bard picks a few and hands them to you.

"Erm… Thank you… If you don't mind me asking… Male or female?"

I say shyly, not sure how to exactly ask, I was going to say ma'am or sir, but I figured I might as well be direct.

"Ha? HAHAHAHHAHAHA!~"

After an awkward pause of a few seconds, the bard bursts into laughter, holding his stomach and almost rolling off the small hill.

"Eheheh... Excuse me for that bit. I'm a guy biologically speaking, but I never really pay attention to much of that, hehe."

The bard says as he dusts off any dirt from his garments.

"It's no problem. Apologies for the out-of-pocket question, and thank you for the apples!"

I say bashfully, before munching on the sweet, juicy apples that have been given to me minutes before,

"You are quite different from all the other travelers I've seen who stumble into Mondstadt. If you want, I can show you around, even show you some good spots to go here in the city! You should definitely try Angel's Share's dandelion wine! Mondstadt's specialty, eheh."

I take a moment to consider his kind offer and decide to take it. What harm could it do?

"Yeah, sure, that'd be great." 

Authors note: Yall help me, if yall have any suggestion feel free to comment down below teehee

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I THINK I REMEMBER ITS NAME, IT WAS LIKE "THE OTHER WOMAN" I THINK! WHERE IS ITT WHERE TF DID IT GO I LOVED IT JUST WHYYYYYYYYYYYY IS IT GONE

There was this one Loid X reader X Daisuke fanfic that I was reading once, It was a crossover between the two shows and I really liked the storyline and plot, however- When I tried to search it/find it again, I could not. huhuhu so if anyone of you guys know what I'm talking abt then pls help me find it:'>

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There was this one Loid X reader X Daisuke fanfic that I was reading once, It was a crossover between the two shows and I really liked the storyline and plot, however- When I tried to search it/find it again, I could not. huhuhu so if anyone of you guys know what I'm talking abt then pls help me find it:'>

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Beautiful<3

Let you break my heart again

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Tighnari x Gn!!reader x Albedo

summary: being in love with Tighnari hurt, especially knowing he won't return those feeling. while moping around, Lumine offers a deal to you

words in the moment

chalk prince

feelings known

parent's approval

confrontation

plans

let you not break my heart again

What if scenarios/drabbles;

one regret

yesterday

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me to my little brother:

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an eternity without me

you will look into the faces of passers by hoping for something that will for an instant bring me back to you

you will find moonlit nights strangely empty because when you call my name through them there will be no answer

always your heart will be aching for me and your mind will give you the doubtful  consolation that you did a brave thing

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"watch me retire and learn how to cook" – the genshin boys as househusbands

ft. aether, al-haitham, cyno, wanderer

2k words, fluff, themes of marriage, gn! reader; inspired by that meme asking guys what they would do if they married someone who earns 800k a year

AETHER – whose qualifications are outmatched only by his love

When Aether finally retired from the adventuring life, many have warned him that the domestic life will make him even more of a busybody. Aether can see where they’re coming from now. 

But there’s an overarching peace he feels when all he’s going through recipe books with Paimon and watering the plants in the morning. Sometimes, while you’re out for work and he’s at home, he gets a weird moment where he wonders if this is what it’d feel like if he hadn’t retired and you were at home instead. 

Then he remembers that him running across Teyvat while you had your own career back home was exactly how your relationship worked before he settled down for good.

When he’s out buying groceries, rookie adventurers would recognize him as the retired hero of Teyvat and eagerly ask for advice – to which Aether accidentally gives more advice about cooking and budgeting than on battles or domains.

“If you’re an adventurer on a budget, you might be tempted to run a tab on the diners you visit, like Good Hunter,” Aether says as he compares the ripeness of two tomatoes at the grocery. The rookies surround him with bated breath, awaiting every word of his advice.

“It’s more sustainable to just buy ingredients and cook simple meals in the long run. Also I’m more a fan of butter than oil to fry, but my partner says otherwise. It’s up to you.”

With a wink, he walks away, leaving a group of stunned but curious adventurers behind to fanboy about the hero of Teyvat buying groceries.

Aether is an amazing cook. It’s also how he calms down. Following a recipe, pouring care into every ingredient and step, and the sounds and smells of the kitchen all remind Aether of what home means to him.

Making sure you’re eating healthy is how he cares for people. He won’t be shoving food down your gullet, but should you have trouble with eating well from stress or anything, he’s sweet in a persistent way, slowly encouraging you through every bite and making sure you’re snacking well during all-nighters.

Not to mention that with his Anemo and future Hydro powers combined, he’ll make quick work of cleaning house, if you aren’t living in the Teapot (which is likely anyways, because Aether wants a real house for some stability).

You worried at first that he would feel cooped-up if he just stayed at the house. Thankfully, Aether will never run out of friends to visit or hijinks to jump into; such is his luck, really. A lot of his friends still find it jarring when Aether, renowned warrior and hero, can go on and on about the importance of a clean kitchen and what makes a good rice. He once had a discussion with Tighnari, Noelle, and Thoma on healthy cooking that lasted from night to morning.

“The hero is a kept man,” his companions would sigh with amusement at the lovestruck sparkle in Aether’s eyes whenever he talks about you.

He likes going on outdoorsy trips with you should you have the time: fishing by the lake, hiking the mountains of Jueyun Karst, or camping under the stars while chewing on adventurer food.

There’s nothing quite like coming home every night and seeing Aether and Paimon with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, dusting the room while the smell of dinner permeates the house. It’s like the skies have parted for the sun when he happily exclaims, “You’re back!”

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