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König x.x I goofed... I didn't eat soon enough & I'm still a shaking mess even after eating x.x send foods (& maybe snuggles)

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Ach, you must take better care of yourself. Come sit, we can share dumplings, ya?

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SQUEE! 🤗 made my day 🥰

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I am glad to have contributed.

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American, just educated on German Ancestry I guess... can I get a hug too? I'm a hugger...

Even still, it is nice to hear appreciation. Und, yes. We are friends, no?

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Can I like... hug you...?

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Mm, ja. Come here!

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plz tell me you're transphobic

Was-? Nein, ich - Did I do something?

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I speak a little German, that's how I know them. I have family that is fluent and used to know an exchange student who was german 😅

.... That makes much more sense than what I was thinking. You are German?

Also, danke. Make sure they are out of hearing range before you call someone that, ja?

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Your language is so schön! Teletubbyzurückwinker and evolutionsbremse make me happy 😊

Why do you know these words? Is someone calling you that?

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Hiya Mr. Kornig! I'm Flan!

I heard about you from my not-friend Mr. Phipip and-

You're... A lot taller than I thought you'd be...

Anyways! It's nice to meet you, Mr. Kornig! I was gonna bring you a flower but I realized I didn't know what your favorite flower was so I decided to just wait to ask you. What's your favorite flower, Mr. Kornig?

- @flaanon 🍮

(hi Cash! You can't run from me! :D)

Ah, you are - small. Und my name is König. I know it can be difficult to say. We can find a nickname, if that is easier?

Where are my manners? It is my pleasure, Flan. You do not have to do that at all, I appreciate you saying hello. But if you must know, my favorites are chamomile flowers. Or lavender.

What is your favorite flower?

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A can of coke, a kit-kat, a bag of sour gummy worms, a bottle of water, and a bowl of popcorn are all balanced in his arms while he makes his way carefully around the cat rubbing against his legs toward the couch.

"Ach, you were just fed. You will trip me." To Nancy before everything gets dumped on the coffee table.

Finally, König settled in to the couch beside Holly, not without giving Knödel head scratches as well. Räuber was around here somewhere, but as the most anti-social of the cats would often sit in the cat tree on their movie nights instead of cuddled up.

"What are we watching tonight?"

Nights like these reminded König of how blessed he was. As he made popcorn in the kitchen, Nancy looping between his legs while Holly got things ready in the living room, there could be nothing else but a fullness in his heart.

"Liebe," He calls over his shoulder while salting the popcorn. "Do you want anything else while I am here? A drink, candy?"

Holly scrolled the Netflix app on her phone, trying to find the show she wanted Konig to watch with her this evening.

"Do we have any Coca Cola cans?" She called out, head tilting slightly but eyes remaining fixed on the device in front of her.

Knodel had claimed her lap as her seat this evening, despite there being plenty of space on other chairs around the room. Attention finally dragged away from her phone to give the kitty some head scratches as she turned to Konig, a soft smile on her face.

Yeah. Life's good.

"... and a Kit-Kat!"

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size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?

stealing from codnasties bc i agree - 12oz redbull can. bro is big in every sense of the word

könig would settle for CRUMBS if that is what he is given. however, he is unpracticed in both sucking dick and bottoming, so he'd struggle either way

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top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?

service top könig is so real. my boy is a munch and I've had multiple conversations about him falling asleep between thighs before

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body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

while könig would much prefer to be incorporeal, he sees how much pleasure he can give through his hands, so we'll call that a favorite

on partners, he is a chest kind of guy. he wouldn't want to ask to make his dick fit elsewhere, so catch him pressing his ear to their chest to listen to their heartbeat after he's fucked it

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cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

könig is a sensitive guy, honestly a bit embarassing how fast he cums, but he'd be damned if he wouldn't be ready for another round to stuff his partner full.

prefers inside, doesn't want it to go to waste :/ and on him? sounds like a sensory nightmare - sticky and wet.

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hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

he prefers to shave, both up top and downstairs. it simply makes things easier - no hair to deal with!

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the Colonel is back? 0.0

If that's true, then welcome back sir

You could say that.

Thank you, anonymous.

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A-Z NSFW HEADCANON MEME !

i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡

afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?

beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?

body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?

dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?

drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?

dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?

eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?

hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?

impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?

kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?

lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?

location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?

lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?

marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?

music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?

names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?

orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?

positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?

praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?

restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?

sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?

sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?

size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?

sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?

stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?

strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?

style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?

top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?

tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?

toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?

turn on — what turns them on?

volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?

wet — do they like bath/shower sex? would they have sex in other bodies of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc)?

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Maybe I should not be baking.

Guess who's back 🎶

Back again 🎶

Colonel's back 🎶

Tell a friend 🎶

Ja, I am here. It has been a long time - have I missed anything?