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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

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I like the new trailer

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

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the Californian fae population see Toby show up somewhere and frantically start to wish each other Very Boring Times Where Nothing Happens At All

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madeleine really said "I stand with my cancelled wife."

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I started keeping an animate doll around the house. Every three days it learns to be a real boy, which then allows me to harvest its soul. It then loses all its memories and the cycle repeats. My sister says I'm a monster, but I just think it's a good sustainable source of souls. aita?

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my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

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I am like a toddler who has been given a toy lightsaber. If you come within my reach, you are getting booped. No, it doesn't matter if we are mutuals, mutual-in-laws, or total strangers. If I see the boop button, then booped you shall be.

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for some of my mutuals this is the only type of direct interaction we've ever had in like. 8+ years of following each other

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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation