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Shiratorizawa Headcanons

Wakatoshi Ushijima - He only drinks water/flat drinks.

"No, just water for me, thanks. The carbonation burns.

Eita Semi - New teamates usually trust him to pay them back when be begs for money, but he's a notorious slacker on paybacks (He owes Ushijima over one hundred dollars (Ushi’s a sucker and falls for it every time)).

Reon Ōhira - Chronic airdropper. On the train to school? He’s digging through his camera roll to find a meme fitting the occasion and sending it to everyone. He changed the display name on his phone so nobody knows it’s him.

Satori Tendō - Can only sleep in specific conditions. Freezing room, sleep mask, white noise machine, weighted blanket, etc. the wholee works.

Tsutomo Goshiki - Collects anime figurines. Not necessarily pervy ones, but he does only collect the girls from the series he watches. They hang out under his bunk in a box.

Kenjirō Shirabu - His jacked haircut is from his younger sister. A first-year in high school, she swears she's going to be in cosmetology school. Shirabu was guilt tripped into being her mannequin by their mom.

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every once and a while i get flashbacks to 2020 when some people genuinely considered oikawa a top 10 anime villain

out of everyoneeeee.. a volleyball twink with different colored knee pads was the WORST

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Aoba Johsai Headcanons

Kentarō Kyōtoni - Wholeheartedly denies it but he totally fishes. Not like a country bro, he just.. fish.

Akira Kunimi - You can’t tell me he doesn’t race past you on an electric scooter on campus. Oh and he leaves it EVERYWHEREE. You will trip on it on the way to class. He’s too fast on it for teachers to catch him, and too quick to hide it for teachers to grab it.

Yūtarō Kindaichi - Posts insanely corny Insta stories, always really bad or blurry pics.

“Man.. who else lonely for Valentines…anyone?”

Hajime Iwaizumi - Makes it a competition to see who can crack their joints loudest. Not even just with teammates, say a random classmate cracks their knuckles, Iwaizumi has a full knuckle popping ROUTINE he will go through to one up them.

Takahiro Hanamaki - No one dares play board games with him. Monopoly grinds this mans gears like no other. The game inevitably ends 20 minutes in when the board is flipped because Hanamaki keeps landing on properties with 3 hotels on them.

Issei Matsukawa - No one has ever seen him sit in a chair normally. It’s always spun around, to the side, upside down, tilted 150 degrees. He’s somehow never fallen over sitting like that.

Tōru Oikawa - Most definitely was one of the kids who caught lice in elementary from borrowing a friends hat. His mom didn’t play around and he instantly got a buzz cut plus all of the at home remedies. The team eventually found the photo of Mayonnaise slathered all over his head to kill the mites. He hasn’t shared anything hair supply related since.

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Everytime I see a like or repost on my things I rub my hands together like a fly like yessss people like what I wrote

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Nekoma Headcanons

Tetsurō Kuroo - He doesn’t know his alt thirst trap TikTok was leaked to the team. Kenma obviously found it and was disgusted when he did. He posted corny dances with a blurry emoji trying to cover his face. His Jersey in the back gave him away.

Nobuyuki Kai - Has an iconic aesthetic instagram. Subtle get ready with me videos, what I eat in a day, organizational stuff. Thought he’d get laughed at for it but he’s so good at the videos no can diss him for them.

Morisuke Yaku - He somehow always has a cat on him. Like walking home, he’ll just snatch up a stray and they let him.

- “Yeah, so.. that happened. Oh. You got a cat.”

- “Yup.”

- “Okay, so then after that..”

Taketora Yamamoto - The scariest driver in the tiniest car. Imagine him whipping a smart car 90 mph on a bumpy road. He has no fear behind the wheel.

Kenma Kozume - #Lurkeralert. After a convo kind of dies off and everyone turns to their phones he’s just.. there. It takes him a minute to catch on. He’s waited at Kuroos door for at least an hour before because he thought Kuroo would see him.

- Kuroo had no idea because he never rang the doorbell, he screamed when he saw him through the window.

Shōhei Fukunaga - Loves American pop, swears it helped him pass his English classes. “No, No. I’m telling you- Listen to Brittany Spears and you’ll understand the questions.” No one else agrees.

Sō Inuoko - His mom said he was a good artist ONCE as a child and lord he took it to heart. Papers littered his home, filled with… scribbles. He got his mom the corny mugs like “Mommy’s little artist!” She has at least 15 hidden somewhere.

Lev Haiba - Halloween is scared of him. He wore one of those full body spandex suits one year and has never beat it. Doesn’t help that it was a black one and he hid in the shadows grabbing at strangers.

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Karasuno Headcanons

Daichi Sawamura - Crazy sassy, ESPECIALLY IF HE WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND. OH MY GOD.

- “SEE. Now look what happened 😒”

- “But if broke it then it’d be a problem 😀”

+1 Bro is a chronic emoji user, not like 20 per text but there’s always one.. they fit the moment though.

Koshi Sugawara - A FEIND for Roblox. He’ll pretend it’s such a stupid game and for children but he will go home, argue with kids on adopt me, and then tweak when he gets banned.

Asahi Azumane - He knows how to sew surprisingly well. He doesn’t do it to gift people things, but mainly for mending. He’ll sew up the occasional tears in practice jerseys.

Yū Nishinoya - This little freak would catch lizards as a child. He’d catch them and put them in a jar, and when someone inevitably told him to let them go, he let them go in the house out of spite. First time he cursed was when a lizard bit him.

Ryūnosuke Tanaka - He gets way too into Wii Sports. He’s decent at most of them, but in bowling he will literally gutterball every time (he’s to proud to use bumpers), and in tennis he’s lowkey unstoppable. He has launched a controller at the Tv before.

Shoyo Hinata - He ate genuinely anything as a child. Not food though, just, anything else. His parents paid a lot for ER visits. Nurses groaned everytime they saw him.

- “Yeesh, Lego eater’s back.”

Tobio Kageyama - He was a Pokémon kid but only for a year or so. His parents spent so much on the cards just for him to decide volleyball was better and he threw them all away one day while they were at work.

Kei Tsukishima - As a kid he went through a phase where he only introduced himself as “KingKei362” because that was his YouTube handle. He thought his 17 followers made him an A tier celebrity.

Tadashi Yamaguchi - In music classes as a child, he LOVED playing the recorder. His parents have nightmares about hearing Hot Cross Buns at midnight for months. Best believe he knew Mary had a Little Lamb and Twinkle Twinkle by muscle memory.

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Fukurōdani Headcanons

Kōtarō Bokuto - DO NOT LET THIS FOOL ON THE AUX. ITS SO BAD. The corniest music fuels this mans ego so hard. He LIVES for that Brazilian phonk music. Not an original thought bouncing around in his head, only finds his music through TikTok or social media.

- “What do you mean this is so weird?”

- “OH YEAHH, I’M FEEELIN IT NOW.”

Keiji Akaashi - Oh he gets home and grinds on The Sims so bad. Literally has every goddamn achievement and expansion pack available. He has tried EVERY challenge, the 100 baby challenge fears him.

Tatsuki Washio - When he texts he’s 100% calling people “bro” and “dawg” and wholeheartedly means it.

- “no bro you don’t understand, i didn’t do that”

- “dawg don’t do that shit again”

Yamato Sarukui - He has so many dumbass reaction memes saved and uses them ALL THE TIME. THE TEAM IS SO SICK OF THEM. And it’s always the stupidest brainrot ones. He thinks they’re so funny.

Akinori Konoha - He’s always getting clipped sleeping in the weirdest positions: curled up on the bus, across the bleachers, in the ball cart. And it’s always Akaashi sniping the photos.

Haruki Komi - He’s a collector. Nothing specific but literally anything he thinks is cool. The Ramune marbles, rocks, tiny figures. His weirdest is definitely the ceramic garden gnomes.

Wataru Onaga - He’s got the dumbest t-shirts. He only really wears them around the house though so the team doesn’t find out. Things like shirts with corny chef jokes, animal memes, and math puns litter his closet.