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transfem raph my beloved ☹️❤️

my fav raph transfem headcannon: mayhem warms up to her bc she’s not a guy anymore

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madwise platonic pining…. imagine 13 year old max practicing in her room what she’d say to will if she got the chance

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niffty styled his hair for sure

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will byers and eddie kaspbrak would be best friends. they would talk avidly and happily about their interests with each other and babble about how much they love their stupid oblivious boyfriends. they would bond over extensive trauma and parent issues. they’d be true mlm solidarity! and they do love men, but at what cost, really?

mike wheeler and richie tozier, on the other hand, would absolutely fucking despise each other. richie tozier would call mike a stupid fruit, pointedly ignore mike trying to make the point that they are both bisexual, and spit on all of his belongings. he would hide mike’s bike in his room & when mike came over to ask him what he did with it, richie would go “maybe you should keep better track of your things, i don’t know”. they are true mlm hostility. they love their neurotic little bfs very much but want to kick one another directly in the teeth.

mike and richie interact on a will and eddie needing to spend time together basis. they go out to a diner for a double date and hold their respective boyfriend’s hand while trying to explode each other with their minds. when will asks mike if he’s okay, mike goes “yes. i just think i’m getting a cold.” when eddie asks richie if he’s okay, richie goes “yes. your mom just wore me out last night.”

when mike scoffs and goes “another dumb joke” richie launches himself across the table and latches onto mike’s arm with his teeth like a feral chihuahua while eddie and will frantically try to pull them apart

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slee,,,bb,byyy,,,,,

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twins.

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I love Casey Jones, he’s an idiot and defies all laws of sense and reason

Also sorry Donnie ur gonna have to take another L for ur love life, u need to stop getting crushes on people and focus on urself

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dadueso brainrot

Inspired by @signanothername's separated AU where Leo gets adopted by Hueso!!

To not let Leo off without any family angst, may i suggest: Hueso's wife dies when Junior was two (he doesn't remember her, but Leo does - he was 7)

Leo: "That's my baby brother, Hueso Junior, he called me a slur today because i woke him up for school."

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Jonatello as promised (2012 version only!!! Not rise). I love these two idiots they're everything to me

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step one to secure the boyfriend: be nice

failed step one