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The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.

When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'the best polarizing ship is ___' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'the best polarizing ship is ___' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, VaderLuke/AniLuke!

Addendum to Rule 4: Only polarizing ships are allowed. Yes, I'm sure your OTP is awesome, but if there's no proof of it being polarizing then it unfortunately cannot be added to the poll.

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

...so. I'm going to cheat.

The least voted for option in Round One was the 'the best polarizing ship is ___' option. However, because I love chaos, I'm going to replace it with the most 'written-in' polarizing ship instead of eliminating it altogether.

...and that ship is...

VaderLuke! (Sometimes also referred to as 'AniLuke').

Please direct all death threats to my inbox, thank-you! :)

A special shout-out to the other 'write-in' options: Rexsoka, Kryzecest, and Kyluxma

Round Two!

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FO/Empire

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The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

...and that's it for General Hugs.

I want to give a huge shout-out to all of the Hux fans who helped him make it this far, especially @tomatette and @ncarnesir. Everyone who campaigned, made propaganda, and spread the good word- you all get a boop from Millicent.

Things are getting spicier than Hux's hair- Round Ten!

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The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the character in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple characters tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every character in last place will be eliminated, even if all the characters have tied equally.

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the character that you consider the hottest isn't listed here, hit the 'what about ___???' option and reply to this post with the overlooked character. The character with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'what about ___???' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the party, Han and Cassian!

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

Din came in last place, so now we must say goodbye to Din. This is the way.

^^^All of us, saying goodbye to Din.

There's a lot of drama going on with this poll, so I'd just like to take the chance to say... fight! Fight! Fight!

JK, everyone please be nice to one another. These polls are just for fun.

Round Nine!

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COME ONE WE'RE ON THE HOME STRETCH JUST 2 HOURS LEFT!!!!!

COME ON HUX VOTERS WE CAN DO IT!!!!

VOTE FOR HUX!!!!!

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How people discover kylux

Most people:

Watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens

See the character dynamic

???

Start shipping

Me:

Browse ao3 for bdsm fics

Find a really well written long fic

"Oh, it's in the star wars fandom, but it's a modern au so I'm fine right?" (I don't know anything about star wars)

"wow, the plot and character dynamics are so goooood, i want more"

Start looking for fics in the kylux tag, but only modern aus to not spoil the original story

"maybe i should go watch the movie before i spoil myself completely"

"bruh it's the 7th movie in star wars??"

there's only one thing to do now

watch allll the star wars movies, starting from ep IV: A New Hope. Also get friends to watch it with me. this is how i'm diving in the fandom and i am not ashamed.

(they don't know i'm shipping kylux tho)

keep reading fics, spoiling myself more in the process

(i'm still not at ep 7)

accidentally sees fanart of Hux in a fic: "WAIT, that's what he looks like?"

for a long time i didn't know the first order uniforms are black, so i just imagined he wore white or something. also i thought his hair was longer

accidentally sees gif of kylo: "WAIT, that's what he looks like??"

kylo is a straw colored name, so i thought he was blond

i'm STILL not on ep 7, and i've probably read 600k+ words of fic.. at least

tumblr in a dark alley: hey kid i heard you want some kylux fan art. i have a lot of vintage stuff here, from 2016. all i need you to do is dedicate your heart and soul to this trash ship and jump aboard.

me: i regret nothing o7

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I voted for my boy Hux (I don't like TLJ that much but it was setting him up for the next film) but I also like Evil Kylo and especially the Plagueis idea. Explains Palpatine and also Obi Wan saying 'if you strike me down I will become more powerful' but the Jedi become more powerful as Force Ghosts to guide the next generation while the Sith want more power while they're alive.

Context

Hux. Short version, Hux reveals Kylo killing Snoke to the FIrst Order leadership. Hux ousts Ben and becomes Supreme Leader. Now Hux plans to exterminate The Jedi, force sensitives everywhere and lead to the death of the force. Long version read here.

Kylo as the villain. Adam Driver said the plan was never to redeem Ben Solo, that was a late change to appease everyone. So my big pitch for Supreme Leader Kylo Ren. To me Kylo Ren is what Vader could’ve been had he reached his full potential. A Vader who was never wounded on Mustafar, a Vader who killed a close family member and his master. He is the villain they were looking for, but no they had to course correct.As for what his motivation could be, exactly what he said. Finish what Vader started. Destroy the Light and reign over the galaxy as Supreme Leader. Long version. Other look at Kylo as the villain

Snoke's essence transferred into Kylo Ren the moment he killed Snoke.

Darth Plagueis was a powerful Sith Lord who could influence the midichlorians to create life and also save others from dying. He taught everything he knew to his apprentice, Sheev Palpatine (aka Darth Sidious), but he eventually lost his power and young Palpatine killed him in his sleep. How could Plagueis not foresee his own demise at the hands of his ambitious apprentice? Why did Plagueis suddenly “lose his power”? The truth is, he didn’t lose his power and he knew Sidious planned to kill him. It was part of the plan. By dying, I believe Darth Plagueis was able to transmit himself into Sheev and assume control of his body, almost like an infectious disease. Ever notice his name? Darth Plagueis. Plague, as in an infectious disease. Darth Plagueis unlocked the secret to immortality by moving from one body to the next, continuing his lifespan through multiple hosts over countless years. Ever wonder why Palpatine was so obsessed with training a powerful young apprentice? Surely he knew that one day the apprentice would want to overthrow him, so why train his own murderer? In Return of the Jedi, Emperor Palpatine continually provokes Luke to strike him down. Why would Palpatine want to be killed if the goal is longevity? Because Emperor Palpatine was assumed by Darth Plagueis and, through his death, he would then be able to transmit himself into a new host body. He wasn’t just looking for an apprentice, he was looking for a new body since Palpatine’s body was growing old. Luke Skywalker was meant to be the next host body for Darth Plagueis. But unfortunately for Plagueis, Darth Vader had a change of heart and defeated the Emperor. Snoke was Plagueis. It’s the only way to make things work. StarWars.com describes Snoke as a seeker of arcane and ancient lore, and the Last Jedi Visual Dictionary shows that he is a collector of rare memorabilia. At some point, Snoke must have found the wreckage of the Death Star on the forest moon Endor, and was infected by Darth Plagueis when he came upon the corpse of Palpatine. Did you ever wonder why Snoke thought it was so important to complete Kylo Ren’s training? It’s because Snoke was Darth Plagueis and he was training his next host body. Plagueis didn’t have a choice but to infect a really old political influencer like Snoke. Kylo was being groomed to become the next host body. Remember the infamous scene in The Last Jedi where Snoke is “predicting” how Kylo Ren will kill Rey? Wasn’t it a little too obvious? Wouldn’t Snoke have been able to foresee Kylo’s treachery? See through his conflict? It’s because he wasn’t predicting Rey’s death, he predicted his own. He knew Kylo would kill him. He deliberately bullied and provoked Kylo in order to stir his anger into hatred to further fuel his dark side and lead him to completing his training.

So Darth Plagueis goal would be to transfer his essence into Rey and in failing in that. He will drain the life force from the Dyad to satiate his own life force.

Thrawn. Cardinal West's Sequel Trilogy rewrite has the best take of Thrawn as the villain

Rae Sloane.

Rae Sloane founded The First Order! Sloane was loyal to the Empire, so much so, rather than allowing it to cease to exist, she recruited other loyalists and they fled to the Unknown Territories beyond Jakku. She founded the First Order. Together with Hux, she could usurp control of the First Order and become Supreme Leader, which would start a civil war, those loyal to Sloane and those loyal to Kylo. We can have someone who could be a great antagonist to Leia. The founder of The First Order and the mother of the Resistance. What makes Rae a compelling character is the fact that she believes what the Empire is doing is right. In her eyes, the Empire is doing the right thing, purging lawlessness from a galaxy overrun by bureaucrats that care little for the common people. She’s wrong, but like great villains before her, audiences can see where she’s coming from even if they don’t agree with it. Throughout her many appearances in the supplemental Star Wars narratives, she is constantly pushing for the Empire to be “just.” When things start to fall apart after the Battle of Endor, Rae struggles to keep the remnants of the fleet playing by the unspoken rules of warfare and is frustrated to see the Empire careen into backstabbing and incompetence. You can see Rae’s influence in the First Order with its strict hierarchy and minute by-the-books stringency that makes Palpatine’s Empire look positively laissez-faire by comparison. Supreme Leader Rae Sloane would make The First Order a force to be reckoned with and what better way to end it than with the First Order’s founder?

The Grysks.

The Grysks were introduced in the new canon novel Thrawn:Alliances. They are what brings Thrawn to the Empire in hopes of co-existing to fight this threat in the Unknown Regions. Grysks are a species living somewhere in the Unknown Regions. Creatures half of myth, whom few have ever seen. It is said that they are nomads, with no fixed home, traveling in spacecraft so numerous they blot out the stars. They are said to be terrifying warriors, overwhelming their opponents by sheer numbers and ferocity. The fact that these intergalactic conquerors are not the main threat in the Sequel Trilogy is baffling. You could’ve had Ben Solo sense they were coming during his Jedi days and made the ultimate sacrifice to become Kylo Ren and join The First Order because he knew the New Republic was not ready to face such a threat. It wouldn’t make what he was doing the entire trilogy right, but it would make explain why he turned and what his motivations are.

I don't really have a explanation for Qi'Ra, but she was trained by Maul, took over the Crimson Dawn and you don't waste Emilia Clarke on one movie that never continued. So Qi'Ra as the villain could've worked.

A Mandalorian invasion lead by Fett writes itself.

I know it's technically Palpatine, but it works better because we don't stupidly retcon Anakin's sacrifice. This was planned, but the idiots that be decided it would be better if Ian played him. So instead this is the perfected clone. The Clone Wars were a test for Palpatine to perfect cloning. Throughout the reign as Emperor, he tinkered with cloning force sensitives, created a lot of failures(Snoke) but prior to Endor, he perfected it and kept it as a fail safe should he die. And after Kylo Ren killed Snoke, he awakened. Palpatine reborn. The movie opens at the end of the war. Finn successfully consurs up a Stormtrooper Rebellion and all the FO officers are executed, Hux is captured and Rey beats Kylo Ren for the umpteenth time. The First Order are on their last legs. Until a message is delivered to the galaxy.

“People of the galaxy. Your Emperor has returned after thirty long, lawless years. To the Sith and the Jedi; follow the Holocrons. We have much work to do. Those who remained loyal to me shall be rewarded. For those who relished in my demise, who celebrated what they thought the end of the Empire and believed their treachery had won them the galaxy…only death and suffering await. The great error shall be corrected. The day of victory is at hand. The restoration of the Empire! The Final Order! The Day of the Sith!”

And it's a race. Rey and the Resistance hoping to stop The Emperor, while Kylo Ren is hoping to kill Palpatine, obtain the power of the Sith Eternal and an infinite fleet that will win the galaxy, but in the end, Rey and Kylo are forced to work together. Matt Smith as Palpatine could've fixed the movie

The final contingency of the Emperor. Cloning Luke Skywalker. Palpatine had foreseen either Luke will kill him and Vader or Vader will betray him. So Palpatine orders that Luke's hand be brought to him. Luke is cloned, but imperfectly. He is just a husk of power, so Palpatine has the greatest minds of the Empire indoctrinate this malleable clone to being the heir and the eventual savior of the Empire. This clone. Let's refer to him as Luuke. Luuke learned everything there was from Palpatine. His Machiavellian cunning mechanisms. Mastery over the dark side and fully believed in his master's will and plans for him.

Luuke foresaw that there would be problems if he revealed himself. SO he created a puppet, Snoke. Through Snoke, he turned Kylo Ren to the dark side and puppeteered The First Order. Masterminding everything from the shadows and after Snoke and the real Luke Skywalker's deaths, it was time to reveal himself.

Luuke's motivations are to bring Kylo Ren to heel or cast him aside, turn Rey to the dark side or kill her and rule the galaxy as his master intended for him. This dark side Luke would unite both Rey and Ben against him and would give Mark Hamill the opportunity to play a dark side Luke Skywalker.

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I'm in a college production of the Music Man and it is exhausting. I have 2 labs this week and I have to go to rehearsal every day because the show is this week. They never start on time but they make people who have to work come in at 5pm. They're not even done working at 5. The instructors are toxic af but I guess that's theatre people for you. The scene for musical theatre in English where I live is small so this is like a really toxic relationship. I'm kinda glad it's ending.

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🌊Sad Soggy Boat Men Tournament🌊

Round 1B, match 8

Propaganda and image sources under the cut (warning for possible spoilers):

propaganda for Theon Greyjoy:

propaganda for Lieutenant Edward Little:

gif from here

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He's an average pilot. He doesn't like it, but he'll do it if there's no choice.

He and the other cadets learnt from intentionally slightly outdated/inaccurate simulators. Only those chosen as pilots got actual flight experience to prevent escapes.

As an officer, he has read up on the instruction manuals and procedures in case of emergency scenarios (cough Kylo Ren cough). He has piloted himself (and an injured/unconscious Kylo) out of danger multiple times. Like OP said, he has to run the whole process in his head before taking action rather than relying on non-existent muscle memory. He is an extremely cautious pilot and follows all the rules, which annoys Kylo to no end.

Give me your hc!

Personally, I think he knows how to pilot since he designed or improved most of the First Order's spaceships. However, there is no muscle memory, so he has to consciously put in an effort to pilot and can't do any of his beloved multitasking meanwhile.

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Kylo Ren/General Hux VS Captain Rex/Ahsoka Tano

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Agreed! Hux's childhood and upbringing causes him to repress his emotions, and the only ones that he or the first order considers acceptable to display publicly are hatred and fury towards the new republic and the resistance, their enemies. Again, due to his past, he is obsessed with perfection and control so when he suffers a large setback or humilation or just less than perfect, he doesn't know how to deal with the problems and panics and fails even more.

Hux's fatal flaw is his complete adherence to authority. In the novelization, he is initially opposed to eliminating the entire Hosnian system, as this would destroy inhabitable planets with resources. Despite that, he goes along with Snoke's orders. The reason why the First Order was succeeding was because the New Republic was still against direct conflict, and direct strikes on their military bases, supply centres, fuel reserves or even just blowing up the government would already cripple them. This large-scale attrocity not only encouraged the resistance to fight back and destroy the very expensive gigantic stationary military base (you added more security but never considered the possibility of a traitor, especially after Finn defected? Does 2 factor authentication not exist? also just because you could build an enormous beach ball that explodes five planets doesn't mean you should, stick to small to medium sized ships. Also I wonder if the creation of starkiller was due to his need to be rememberedfor something.), and although people won't fight back just yet, they are definitely angry, and some might be already planning in secret or they'll turn to fund the resistance. And don't get me started on TLJ or god forbid the entirety of TROS which was incredibly stupid (unless he was wearing a blasterproof vest like we all collectively agreed or he was suicidal, which was not the case or not shown enough). I could make an argument yet again about how his past trauma led him to think that in order to make people fear or listen to him he had to be above them in authority- but he did want to work with Kylo as equals at least for a while. Which means that he does want an equal relationship but the Imperial Boomers hate him and people his age (Mitaka's actor is a year older than Domhnall) are mostly of lower rank than him. I don't believe the First Order encourages fraternization, much less between ranks. And judging from Brendol's record, the First Order Academy is extremely cutthroat. Besides since Hux is the poster boy, he'd be idolized by the younger officers or stormtroopers. He's never had a normal relationship in his life, no wonder he's like that.

I'm writing an essay comparing the first order to the Imperial Japanese Military (because the Empire is obviously inspired by 1930s Germany), would anyone be interested? Also I do not condone fascism in real life, Hux committed genocide and other war crimes which are very very very bad, but he has a sympathetic backstory that does not excuse his actions ok bye

finally

the (semi) long awaited hux longpost! before i get into any of it though, some disclaimers:

1. i have never read the star wars comics and honestly i never will. i like star wars enough to watch clone wars and suffer through the sequel films. that's it.

2. i will not be giving all my thoughts on hux as a character because then i can make more posts and i like when the numbers go up

3. as i said, i have not read the comics. i honestly only half watched rise of skywalker. this won't be super accurate to the star wars lore or anything like that, this is for fun

4. on that note, while this isn't going to be super serious, there are still heavy and sensitive topics, primarily child abuse and neglect, so if those things bother you, please sit this out

actual longpost/shitty character analysis below the cut

how does one start with a character like hux? despite how little screen time he actually gets in the movies, he's incredibly complex, even before you get into the comics. there's a lot to be said about him, even if you only have context from the movies. and while i could (and probably will) make a separate longpost about how last jedi not only fucked the entire trilogy over, but specifically ruined the character of hux by making a genuine threat into a joke within the first 15 minutes, not today my friends.

i will mostly be focusing on hux in the force awakens, using things from the rise of skywalker and what little i know about his backstory in the comics.

1st it must be stated: i do not like any of the other characters in the squeal trilogy. i don't hate most of them, but i either don't have an opinion on them (finn, rose, bb8 kind of, maaz, kylo to an extent), or i genuinely hate the character entirely (rey, she'll get a longpost later). a lot of it is because most of these characters don't have a lot of personality, which is a problem the sequel trilogy has as a whole. even returning characters are bland or weirdly mean

yes, you can argue that hux doesn't really have a personality either. however, compared to others characters (cough cough rey), he is dripping with personality, if you look a little closer. the first example that comes to mind is the speech scene. when he yells, there is genuine malace, hatred and fury in his voice. he isnt just yelling to be loud, he's yelling because he demands respect, terror and power.

it makes sense why he would want those things, especially when you look at his background in the comics. hux is a bastard child, his father was abusive and neglectful. he probably grew up feeling in adequate and out of control. he grew up in terror, so he is going to inflict that terror on others.

(i also want it to be known, i don't think hux is a good person. he's sympathetic, and with his backstory you can understand why he did what he did, but he also literally blew up several planets so. a little different.)

even in his smaller interactions, he seems stiff. while part of that is probably because no one had any personality, part of it could be purposeful. hux is a character desperately grasping for respect and control. he's stiff because then he can control how the conversations he has go. he's cold and confident because people respect those with plans who present those plans calmly. in tros, hux says "i don't care who wins. i just need kylo ren to lose." he's more focused on the way those around him look. because if they look bad, he looks better, he looks more confident, more in control. even after he's dead, he needs to be respected, feared, whatever. he can't let himself be seen as anything other than entirety perfect.

hux doesn't have a personality, because he can't let himself have anything other than utter perfection. he would rather be feared, loathed and respected than simply appreciated and forgotten.

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I guess it's just the art style but it's just not Armitage.

During the Starkiller Base speech, Domhnall's eyes look really blue. Must be the lighting. Or they made them bluer to idk, intensify the Triumph of the Will imagery.

Hux does not point. He glares and raises his voice and struts around. His hands are crossed behind his back. Military training or to stop himself from playing with his fingers/not letting others know he's nervous from his shaking hands, I suppose.

How did THIS

turn into THIS?

1. He looks so much older in the comic. Him being young is INTEGRAL to his character.

2. He is broader. Him being thin as a slip of paper is INTEGRAL to his character.

3. His features look hardened. Soft edges are tbh not integral but I like when he looks like a soft meow meow. Also his hair. The comic is too military. Hux has style.

4. Also Hux would never point a finger like a T-Rex. His body language is so not Domhnall Gleeson.

5. Also his eyebrows? What is up with them? Why are they black? On that note, @cassettoicecream noticed that his eyes are blue in the comic, despite Domhnall Gleeson having seafoam-green eyes with a hint of battleship grey.

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Okay but Hux could have been the submersive antagonist we deserved

Think about it.

The force is like, a religion or spirituality right? Hux being the first, primary, non force using villain who posed a threat on both the Sith and Jedi could have been so much more deeper and revolutionary than another old guy in a chair. He could have been representative of the progress of humanity and the fall of spirituality. The rise of the machines and the death of nature.

Like can you imagine Rey and Kylo Ren teaming up, not because of the Light or Dark side of the Force, but to protect the Force itself? To uphold the Balance? That would have been so fresh and new.

Force suppressants? Mercenary force users? Rogue Jedi or Sith for hire? The story could have been so much more if more chances had been taken.

Plus Domnhall Gleeson does a great job of portraying an unassuming threat.

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Kylux has the best Ao3 tags

1. “Kylo deserves a nice blanket and a hug but instead he gets Hux”

2.  “Darth Tantrum and his evil Space Ginger”

3. “TROS? What TROS?”

4. “Supreme Cockblocker Snoke” (Glad for the Lesser Loss)

5. “Brendol Hux’s A+ parenting”

6.  “Hux is too busy plotting Snoke’s assassination to care” (To worship an evening sun)

7.  “No Reylo. She can do better” (By the Grace of the Fire and the Flames)

8. “Inappropiate use of the force”

9. “The knights of Ren are dorks, pass it on”  (Never tell me the odds)

10. “That’s not how the force works”

11. “Snoke ships it” (Love Was Such A Killing Thing)

12. “Wingman Phasma” (if we’re talking body, you got a perfect one)

13. “Hux is not paid enough for this” ( That’s What We Do)

14.  “The new Republic/ineffective government”

15. “Hux has no chill” (Interrogator!Ben/Hux)

16.  “The knights of Ren are a disfunctional family” (Scratches and bruises)

17. “Hux has feelings and he hates it” (jigsaw falling into place)

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what your fave star wars movie villain says about you

Darth Maul: You are completely feral and should be put on a leash. Bit of a monster fucker.

Count Dooku: Radical leftist attached to two very particular Star Wars books. Also, dilf lover.

General Grievous: Clone Wars 2003 is the greatest piece of Star Wars media and you are addicted to that one Rasputin amv. Definitely fucks robots.

Anakin Skywalker: Unhinged, ignores red flags, and loves the tragedy of the prequels as well as the added canon of The Clone Wars. Padme kin.

Darth Vader: Monster fucker, robot fucker, dilf fucker, you are the ultimate form of all of the above. That one scene in Rogue One is the greatest thing Disney has ever done with Star Wars and will ever do.

Sheev Palpatine: You think prequel memes are the funniest shit to come out of the fandom and you're completely right. I don't think you would like to fuck this man, but if you do, I am terrified of you.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Either you already loved Peter Cushing before watching Star Wars or his character in A New Hope just is that good. The weird deepfake shit Disney did in Rogue One haunts you to this day. TK-421 is your everything.

Jabba the Hutt: Jabba's Palace scene at the start of ROTJ is VERY underrated to you. You honestly just like the most unapologetically awful characters and I respect that.

Boba Fett: You saw this dude stand around and do nothing and then die, then somehow willed him back to life. Unfortunately, you used a monkey paw to do so, and you got Book of Boba Fett. I am so sorry for what they've done to you.

Jango Fett: You are what Boba Fett fans want and more. The only reasons you aren't worshipped more in the fandom is because you're not from the OT and there's a few million of you running around anyway.

Kylo Ren: heterosexual.

Hux: You think that the best Star Wars villains aren't the force-users, but the officers that command or are equal to them.

Phasma: You are like the Boba Fett fans except Phasma was created to be a Boba Fett-esque character so you are dedicated to fixing Disney's mistake. Gwendoline Christie deserved better.

generic Battle Droid: You are enlightened. Can I join your cult.