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Gotta say, vore and cannibalism aren't my thing, but sometimes I see the way some people draw mouths and teeth and I, like, get it? Like damn having those teeth sink into my flesh would be kinda romantic and/or erotic. Could see why somebody would want to get slorped by that throat. That tongue would taste the fuck out of me.

Still not for me, at the end of the day, but - like most kinks out there - there are definitely some artists and writers who make it much more understandable.

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Relevant as ever

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

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Animation 1/3 chez Remembers Productions

Musique et son de Arnaud Toulon

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Unmute !

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what the fuck

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When your rizz is so bad you make the sexy vampire crack up

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one wizard and a weirdly clingy mosquito, what happens next will warm your heart

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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huzzah

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.

one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.

which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.

he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.