krippe90
krippe90
Just Krippe Things
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Swedish old dude (aka: the last straight guy on tumblr) - I like Disco Elysium, Computer Science, Art, and nerd shit. Also I'm shit at tagging so sorry in advance
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krippe90 · 5 minutes ago
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KWON EUNBI @ WATERBOMB (fancam cr)
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krippe90 · 5 minutes ago
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krippe90 · 9 minutes ago
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krippe90 · 17 hours ago
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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krippe90 · 18 hours ago
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Kim does Not possess a cryptozoologist's heart, however i know Better and i am Convinced a cryptid ate the locusts 😌 i'm just THAT good a detective
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krippe90 · 18 hours ago
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the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary
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krippe90 · 18 hours ago
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Emo.
They blocked tumblr at my school. Apparently it a “Social Networking” site.. I might drop out of my computer classes now..
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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YOU - I'm an artist and liver damage is my art.
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world.
You're still alive"
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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Managed to Austin Powers myself with the riding lawn mower at work today and I spent a minute or two trying to get out of it
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eventually I just said fuck it, and backed into some bushes. It's fine. Nobody saw.
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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krippe90 · 19 hours ago
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I could still hit that gap under the sign; this would only stop the weak of heart.
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in disbelief that they needed this much to stop guys from peeing here
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krippe90 · 24 hours ago
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krippe90 · 24 hours ago
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If there's one thing I've learned about women's clothing it's that you guys don't have one universal size you can just stick to.
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The struggle of finding good clothes
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krippe90 · 24 hours ago
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you look over and see the middle-aged man in a suit drawing bad anime in his notebook during the meeting
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