Swedish old dude (aka: the last straight guy on tumblr) - I like Disco Elysium, Computer Science, Art, and nerd shit. Also I'm shit at tagging so sorry in advance
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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Kim does Not possess a cryptozoologist's heart, however i know Better and i am Convinced a cryptid ate the locusts 😌 i'm just THAT good a detective
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the biohazard symbol really was a winner. that thing looks scary
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Emo.
They blocked tumblr at my school. Apparently it a “Social Networking” site.. I might drop out of my computer classes now..
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YOU - I'm an artist and liver damage is my art.
#me as I sip my whisky while trying to come up with something to paint#(aka: getting tipsy enough not to care about wasting a canvas)
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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world.
You're still alive"
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Managed to Austin Powers myself with the riding lawn mower at work today and I spent a minute or two trying to get out of it
eventually I just said fuck it, and backed into some bushes. It's fine. Nobody saw.
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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I could still hit that gap under the sign; this would only stop the weak of heart.

in disbelief that they needed this much to stop guys from peeing here
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If there's one thing I've learned about women's clothing it's that you guys don't have one universal size you can just stick to.









The struggle of finding good clothes
#Being a man is so easy in comparison#yes I'll take 5 shirts in that size and I'll know they will all fit me pretty much the same as the 10 year old shirt I got in that same siz
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you look over and see the middle-aged man in a suit drawing bad anime in his notebook during the meeting
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