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holy you can reply to twitch chat messages on mobile now .. no way
UWWWUHWBWB CRINKLE PLUSHIE ????? I WIULDVE POSTED SOONER BUT I WAS IN THERAPY
sneeg oomfs PLEASE uhhh lmk when its out or if its out rn i cant watch stream … or can i erm hold awn
#freaking finally#mmmm i cant hear stream rn#sneebsnagb … i buy your plush and i leave /hj#kristiliyaps
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its out rn and im buying it rn YIPPEPEEEEEE
UWWWUHWBWB CRINKLE PLUSHIE ????? I WIULDVE POSTED SOONER BUT I WAS IN THERAPY
sneeg oomfs PLEASE uhhh lmk when its out or if its out rn i cant watch stream … or can i erm hold awn
#ive waited for this day (hasnt tuned into a sneeg stream for like a month)#whatever man LMAOO#kristiliyaps
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UWWWUHWBWB CRINKLE PLUSHIE ????? I WIULDVE POSTED SOONER BUT I WAS IN THERAPY
sneeg oomfs PLEASE uhhh lmk when its out or if its out rn i cant watch stream … or can i erm hold awn
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
#off of my prev reblog#idk if thats problematic to say but thats my genuine insight on it . so#(‘problematic’ as in the ‘its a mental illness’ part)#like yea its a mental illness but allowing that is fucking disgusting and inexcusable#idgaf . go to actual jail#thoughts ≠ actions but those actions Do equal jailtime and deserved eternal shame :)#but all in all i’d rather tell people that are genuinely trying to be better to seek help rather than pushing them away from real resources#that can help them#but actual genuine pedophiles who condone that shit ? and ppl who condone that shit in general ? yeah uh#fuck off forever . unfollow me . block me . just fuck off#ur gross and disgusting and i hate you ! get out
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
#i will say that pedophilia is a mental illness and anyone who feels that sort of thing should most definitely Seek Help#but if u support it and partake in that shit then piss off#please for the love of god get help#and if you truly believe nothing is wrong with pedophilia . even if u arent a pedophile#then fucking leave my blog forever
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#wow they actually killed him huh#pitting him against Queen . thats crazy#thats murder#wow . wow#i mean like ofc queen deserves the win but does calculester deserve the loss ?#thats the real question
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#reading the notes oh my lrod i cant breathe#there are tears jn my eyes#everyones so distraught over v2 im laujign my ass off holy shit#v2 😭😭😭😭 get up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro she dead as hell im gonna fucking cry LMFOAOAOO dude#coughing up blood rn … everyones reactions r so funny im sorry#i saw skmeone mention v2 losing in a more recent poll and i HAD to scroll back to see#i was not disappointed
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#wait bc these two would/should date i think#just putting my 2 cents for this poll that already ended ok thanks
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#wait i just realized v1 made it to semifinals omg#me when i cant read#V1 U DID SO GOOD HONEY IM SO PROUD OF U ❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#MADE IT TO SEMIFINALS U WON IN MY HEART#MUTE NONBINARY GOAT MADE IT TO SEMIS YUHHHHHH WHAT A W ACTUALLY#anyway pitting a baddie lesbian against a mute nonbinary goat is so criminal . to Me specifically#as a selectively mute nonbinary lesbian#its like glados and v1 r my two sides … /j im not as bad (/pos) as glados LOL#anyway u did a GOOD FIGHT v1 im so proud 💔💔💔 wait wrong emoji haha whoops i meant#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#ok shutting the fuck up now
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#i fucking called it with my reblog for the v1 vs wheatley one omfg bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭#FUCK IDK WHO TO CHOOSE R U CRAZYYY#like glados has ALLLL the personality but v1 has the physicality ykkk ??????#fml bro . fml . fuck i gotta go glados im so sorry v1 honey ….. u did well …..#edit: i literally dont know angmore actually#crumbled at the sight of someone calling v1 the nonbinary baddie or whatever like UGH . TRUE#THATS MY MUTE NONBINARY GOAT FFFFHCK#MY REP FRFR ..!!!! as a selectively mute enby FUCKKK V1#i might vote v1 bc theyre the underdog for sure actually . ily glados boo but this is Fucked Up actually#that mute enby is dead as fuck fml ……….. pitting two bad bitches against each other … the world is so cruel …..#why must we fight . why cant we hold hands and kiss ? (talking about the machines)#HELL i say the word machine and i think of ultrakill bruh i have to vote v1 /hj LMAOO#anywya they should like be friends . not kiss bc glados is so mean lesbian 2 me /hj ? not really . look at my pfp dawg i think ik what im#talking abt /nsrs#actually what am i freaking SAYING v1 is Literally nonbinary 😂🤣🤣#yeah they can kiss actually . gabriel will watch dw#my enby goat fucccukckk …. ur murder too swag . theyll kill you
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#i love karen too much im sorry metta#though ur winning so mayb im not sorry idk#she’s the sassy slay queen i love her ..#also wtf tumblr mobile update why the tag text color black . ew what the
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#voted v1 and proceeded to be offended for wheatley for how bad yall r doing him LMFAAOO#but it makes sense like I GET IT i just expected more from the Guy . the guyest to ever guyed . ykwim#if v1 ever goes against like glados or smth its over though … sweats
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hey shout out to this dilemma I had a few weeks back. Never came back to this. Forever a wip and arguably this is funnier
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my head hurts
[image description: screenshot of a Youtube video paused at a moment showing the second-last room of level 1-S in ULTRAKILL. the room is full of around 7 Sisyphus Primes. there’s a comment by @/kristiliqua pulled up below the video that says:
“[timestamp] 16:46
v1: (enters the final-ish room of the witless)
v1: so there’s 56 old men here” . end of description]
#image description under cut#except im bad at them#anyway#the comment is a reference to ‘so theres a 56 year old woman here’ by the way#and i started laughing hysterically#i think i am . pretty funny . at least for my own humor#that is to say my humor is shit#god im so tired#ouurrghh also yes its the recent gronf video#my ass is not even subscribed i just watch any and all ultrakill content ever#ultrakill#ultrakill memes#ultrakill shitpost#sisyphus prime#sisyphus ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#kristiliyaps
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