kryptoncat

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ffxiv is an interesting game because itll literally give you a quest that says 'can you get the meat off this animal' and you're like, yea sure and then its like the most doe-eyed small tiny creature. you are trembling. almost in tears at the sight of the little creature. Kill. final fantasy 14 tells you. Kill and take it's flesh. it echoes in your mind

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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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I fall for it every time :/

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Generations of locking the fuck in.

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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Today's dashboard vibe is: bad

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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

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My response to Ozzy Osbourne dying was literally “but I thought he was on tour right now” as if that somehow prevents you from dying idk.

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“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that

Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’

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*Dead media (assassinated)

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I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.

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Dont Talk To Me Until This Coffee Has Been Fully Subsumed Into My Cellular Ecology Such That I Develop A New Organ System Which Produces Coffee

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out