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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.
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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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Katniss: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Haymitch’* Peeta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher
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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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