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somebody gimme a common crk theory or headcanon and I shall yap about it. I promise I have enough braincells for this guys

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WHAT

I PULLED HIM AGAIn

IN THE REGULAR GAcHA

THIS HAS HAPPENED

3 TIMES NOW

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ive gotten into the habit of drawing tiny chibi founts in my sketchbook reacting to my other drawings. why am I like this

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you guys enjoyed that should I write this

ok but no human crk au could be more ridiculous than this: shamilk's parent(s) are the witch(es), and after he gets edgy and emo in his teen years they literally try to put him in jail

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...how did i get here?

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oh hey look it's that moth guy that runs this blog, at the pool with the cookies! look, there's sage and truthless chilling over there- truthless is... wearing his robes... but that's fine I guess... wait hollyberry what the fuck are you doing-? okay uh that's kinda normal for her but- is that sHADOW MILK??? why is he a pUDDLE OF GOOP//??? pure vanilla deal with this before I kick you out of the pool. hey- eternal sugar, get the fuck out of those bushes, put that camera down!!! are you- are you filming hollyberry?? you freak... IS WHITE LILY DROWNING????? BURNING SPICE, WHY ARE YOU EATING A CHAIR>>???? at least golden cheese is just having a good time... WHERE IS HER SOUL JAM>>>???? WHO STOLE HER SOUL JAM????? WAS IT YOU, SPICE????//

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cant decide whether i like or hate this but i have nothing else to post so here yall go

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"just fucking give in to apathy"

"we're all returning to fucking flour someday, damnit"

what are her lines again uhh "it's all fucking meaningless"

mystic flour should swear like a sailor i think

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you'll be writing a cookie run fanfic with every braincell you have focused on an intense action scene or a heartfelt moment

and then you remember: hey these are fucking cookies

like

yeah

thats fine

im getting worked up about little baked goods

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ok but no human crk au could be more ridiculous than this: shamilk's parent(s) are the witch(es), and after he gets edgy and emo in his teen years they literally try to put him in jail

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mystic flour should swear like a sailor i think

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what if, before he fully turned to deceit, shadow milk tried to convince his followers that it was better this way?

picture it. a falling-apart fount of knowledge, losing his truth and struggling to stay sane through it all. more and more of his followers are turning against him, and nothing he says seems to appease them.

he realizes he'd left the path the witches made for him long ago, but... even losing his mind, his hope, and his very virtue itself, he thinks, what if I can fix this?

he tries to convince the dear cookies he's guided since he was first baked that it's better now. that they can finally have the sweet deceit they seemed to long for.

of course, some agree. some cookies who, like him, have begun to lose themselves in lies.

it's not enough.

every lecture he even tries to host is almost automatically consumed by talk of lies. every paper he publishes, in shaking handwriting, with ink blotches and tearstains in the margins, eventually devolves into insane ramblings about eyes and puppets and manipulation.

the fount of knowledge is dead, they say.

he doesn't hear; he's too busy scribbling out another paragraph of distorted letters.

why don't they understand? is the last line the fount writes before he dies, and the beast crawls out of his ashes.

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i don't know, i just think it would be really interesting to see how shadow milk would cope/change with his corruption. it's weirdly morbid but i like putting him under my metaphorical microscope and poking at him with tweezers :)

feel free to add your thoughts or clarify with yours truly, i just wanted to explore this idea a bit hahah... it was kinda fun, maybe i'll do some more of these

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stupid ways cookie run has infected my life over the past four months

-i got a blueberry smoothie instead of my usual flavour last week

-i made my cursor on my computer pure vanilla cookie

-my phone wallpaper is burping lice and gheese

-i have an entire sketchbook filled with cookies and I'm starting another one

-the 5+ fics I'm writing/have ideas for

im not normal about them!!!!!!!!!! my life is now cookie run

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i don't know what the hECK is going on but I have moonlight cookie and I think that's cool

its happening

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its happening

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where did you come from

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I AM OBTAINING THE OVENBREAK