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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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I think they'll be fine saying that.

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good responses to give a therapist if you have to take a rorschach test

• "this one looks like us kissing" (start laughing like a teenage girl after and kicking your feet under the table)

• "i'd tell you what I think it looks like but i'm shy"

• "I think i'm going to pass out"

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

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tending to my garden (reblogging posts)

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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”