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just like three peas in a vagastrom pod 🫛💛

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**salty sweet breakfast**

LET 🤌 HIM 🤌 COOK 🤌

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i couldn’t help myself

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Hello! I've made a Tokyo Debunker Fan Survey to collect data of everyone's favorites! Please fill it out if you're interested :)

Results will be posted by the end of July, the survey will close on July 20th!

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Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

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I TRIED

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I love the official manga art style so much I ended up compiling these all night… Not sure if anyone else needed this like I did, but here you go

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Benkei sexually harassed a student, got in trouble for it, and learned his lesson. Now he's super cautious about it and paranoid that he'll accidentally do it again. And the cats are always watching him to make sure he stays in line!

Hyde's fucking at least one student and even if everyone knew most of them wouldn't do jackshit about it and if he can he'll add his cute little brother to the roster now that he's here

(disclaimer: none of this is canon. Yet. /Joke)

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the daily look when you don't hate a character the whole fandom seems to despise

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Ren being sent on the beach mission is SO funny. Forced to leave his job at McDonald's that he hates at the school that he hates to go to Phobia Island which he will also hate. When will his suffering end

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Jiroyuri💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵

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If you’re comfortable ofc could we hear your hc’s of what the ghouls may be hiding in their pants? 🫣

(You can do the whole cast or just a few of ur favs, it’s up to you. Luv ur writing btw!!)

Ok, this has been in my inbox for a while, and I do want to respond to it because 1. thanks for the ask, 2. my brain has misunderstood this SO BADLY I JUST HAVE TO DO IT I AM SORRY ANON!! I wanna say this: I am comfortable writing stuff like this but I lost my Penis Specialist Certification after "the incident" (I am really bad at thinking about penis stats because like, if I like the penis haver I like the penis) so I would recommend asking a true specialist rather than a feeble Certificate-less freak such as me, HOWEVER:

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you REALLY excited to see me?" What is your favourite Ghoul hiding in their pants?˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀

✿Synopsis: men. they have... pants? what is in these... pants?

✿aka: Find out what your favourite ghoul is hiding in their pants for the low low price of 0 doler

✿Tags? THIS IS NOT SMUT OR NSFW, this is PG13 because I say the word "frick" at some point, mentions of PANTS AND WHAT IS WITHIN THEM

✿Notes: my sense of humour is fucked up I am sorry anon, thank you for requesting, and please enjoy this :)

❛ ━━･❪ ❁ ❫ ･━━ ❜❛ ━━･❪ ❁ ❫ ･━━ ❜

Jin: NOTHING. literally, this man has nothing in his pants. His pockets are slung out most of the time and are empty! his wallet is somewhere else but I am not telling you where.

Tohma: he has a neatly folded yellow sticky note with a reminder or an email address or something random, a half smoked cigarette, a bottle of medication, and a loose glasses cloth that is somehow still clean.

Lucas: the gateway to a pocket dimension of infinite shortbread biscuits. Not really. BUT HOW DOES HE KEEP PULLING SO MANY OF THEM OUT?, he also has a cloth napkin, and a little british fork for some reason, he also has several receipts but they are all neatly folded and organised. he also wears funny boxers, but that's a conversation for another day.

Kaito: a mass of things that have melted and glued together. it's just a clump of something. mysterious clump. he takes it out to look at it and puts it back in because there's no trashcan nearby so what can a guy do? it whispers at him and beckons him "feed me father~" whenever he has new trash and can't find a trashcan, because that thing has been there. it has seen things. Oh, and how could I forget that he has a gacha capsule with a little figurine of a cat in it.

Alan: an embroidered handkerchief, a wrench, a crumpled half-torn note that says "REMEBR" but not what to remember or when or huh?, and a box of mints. He's neat though, it's nice in his pocket, 10/10 would recommend.

Leo: Vape... another vape... another vape... something that looks like a vape (but is a bullet vibrator), another vape, another vape, portable makeup mirror, hair comb, mini body spray, packet of gum, another vape, kpop-style photocard OF HIMSELF, portable selfie stick, powerbank phone charger.

Sho: small notepad with an attachable pen with grocery lists inside of it, keys.

Haru: mysetrious pieces of animal feed, a bunch of random paper clips and bits of paper, the wrapper to a candy bar, a used scratch card, a fuck ton of keys on a key holder, people's phone numbers, a printed out picture of Ren and Towa that he took without their premission, extra gloves, keychain of a horse, some loose change.

Towa: blades of grass, dried flowers, squashed fresh flowers, random bits of paper, a part of a textbook he tore out (like, just the edge of it), piece of bread, strawberry, the colour pink (idk how he got the colour pink)

Ren: portable phone charger, loose potato chip, video game keychain, headphones that are tangled, headphones that are not tangled but tangled with the tangled headphones that are tangled, small framed picture of Haru that Haru gave him and keeps putting back into his pants whenver he takes it out.

Taiga: an actual gun, a bottle of lube... I will not eleborate.

Romeo: a 1,154,820 yen designer wallet that is really only big enough to hold a single credit card, but it is there... condom, a spa leaflet, a bundle of money (to throw at people if he needs to), random casino chip that fell in, confession note he received from a general student and never opened, a really cool lighter.

Ritsu: he does not have pocket organisers but it sure looks like it, he might as well have a filing cabinet in there, because how tf does he have a neatly folded pile of recipets, a wallet organised alphabetically (all "C" for card), voice recorder, and a clear handkerchief that is always clean no matter how many times he's seen using it. One thing he doesn't have in his pockets? corruption. His pants are a place of justice.

Subaru: you'd think he has things in his pants, but he does not have things in his pants, don't ask him what is in his pants because there's nothing there, how did you even notice that there might be something in his pants, he is NOT carrying anything there... fine, it's a scrunched piece of paper... are you disappointed in him?

Haku: A cool gemstone, a condom, a piece of wood (idk why), dirt(?), the pile of paper, he does not empty his pockets, so after washing them and whatnot, the pile of paper is actually just weird little pieces of paper that are impossible to remove.

Zenji: air.

Edward: there is... an alluring sense of.... BONE? SINGULAR BONE. And wittle pwinted pictures of kittens :)

Rui: extra pair of gloves, a PILE of people's phone numbers on slips of paper, a notepad and a pencil.

Lyca: chewed up pieces of paper, a pencil he took from someone in a lecture once and never returned, a cool rock he found on the ground, feather he found on the ground, plastic fork that has been bent, and a piece of cardboard he accidently tore off a food box and stashed in his pocket to make sure no one sees it.

Yuri: two small glass viles that clink together when he walks, a note he scribbled with his awful medical handwriting about something random, one yen bill, Jiro medication (medication for Jiro)

Jiro: stray Yuri hairs he bunched into his pocket because he didn't know where to put them, a neatly folded receipt, a note telling him to buy more tea, a note on what flowers to get for Yuri, a multi-tool, extra rubber gloves, a dirty mask that he folded, glasses cloth, random piece of metal.

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Guys please tell me that someone has had the same brain worms I have and made any form of content for F1 racer/ drag racer Sho or a car racing AU that's Vagastrom centered... If anyone hasn't, who's interested? Because JESUS the concept of Vagastrom frequenting a track or even street racing is EATING ME ALIVE-

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✦ Shohei Haizono

✦ Special Delivery

✦ Multitalented Delinquent

✦ Geo

✦ 5-Star

✦CV: Wataru Urata

“Pass. I'm not going on some kindergarten field trip with you.”

OH MY GOD HE IS FINALLY DONE—