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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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Credits : 04513114 (on Pinterest)

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there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like

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Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

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📢📢📢

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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*puts a disk in u*

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my bouncy mama

let’s bounce on mama

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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Do you know how your parents met?

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Prints of this piece have been restocked in 8.5x11” and 11x14” sizes ☁️🌈 Shop HERE

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don’t like that