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Hey guess what

Right now, art is my only source of income, which has actually not been going too bad lately, but I also do need to make more money than I am!

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Listen, my favourite fics are ones where Shinsou, Midoriya, Hatsume and Monoma are friends. Literally any combination of them or even all of them together. Friends, ships, whatever. I just love the endless possibilties of these four and how they’d interact. 

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Writing out Izuku’s and All Might’s meeting is hilarious in this fic. 

All Might: No, you can’t be a hero without a quirk

Tsukauchi: *still hasn’t told All Might about his son he adopted 5 years ago* blocked

Miruko: Bet

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It takes me so fucking long to write a story and auuuugh. This one was supposed to be a oneshot but oh well. I’m writing a time travel fic which includes, of course, TodoDekuShin, MonoMei(listen this rare pair hit me outtsa nowhere i love it), Single Dad Stain, Tsukauchi accidently adopts 7 kids, Izuku realizing that maybe his Mom wasn’t all that good of a parent, Shouto coming to the realizization that they can stop Dabi from really going into the deep end, Hitoshi hating his tiny body because he can’t reach certain stuff, Mei being a general all around genius, Neito and Hitoshi are now legally beothers and no one knows about One For All. Oh yeah, this is fucking fun so far but this is my favourite highlight from the outline I have so far 

So, instead of trying to avoid the unavoidable, Hitoshi did the one thing he knew would be hilarious to see a reaction too, and jumped into Tsukauchi’s arms. At first, he thought he’d pretend to cry or something but seeing the utter confusion on the detective’s face as he stumbled as he caught him, before looking down at him with wide eyes caused Hitoshi to break out laughing.

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No matter how much time has passed, Shintododeku has a special place in my heart ajksghtji

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*bangs my head against a wall* guess who started another fuckign fic

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snippets

These are all just the ones I have on my google drive, the rest are all on my laptop and like a good 4 of them were on my phone before it broke so RIP all those ones, they’re gone forever

Afk Arena -

5 + 1 

Shaking his head, Baden looked at Thane and felt his breath catch in his throat.  Thane had a soft smile on his face, a rarity that only very few were privy too. Dried sweat made the loose hairs stick to the sides of his face, outlining his sharp jawline. The late afternoon sun only brought out his mesmerizing dark eyes and brought attention to his long eyelashes.  Dura, he was beautiful.  Baden glanced away, nervously changing the subject. His wife was expecting.

Icy Winds Consumed By Shadows

Joining Shemira on the ground, he glanced back up to where Kelthur still sat. “How did you find out?” He kept his voice quiet so only Shemira would hear, the sounds of the forest drowning out his voice from being carried.  Shemira didn’t reply right away, instead letting out a soft sigh. “Silvina. Her and Kelthur were sent out to gather more oils when they came across the wind whisperer."  Ferael blinked a few times before looking at Shemira. "When?"  Shemira looked up at Kelthur, who was climbing higher in the tree with an amused grin. Kelthur waved down at them and she waved back. "A few weeks ago, before autumn."  Ferael nodded. He made sure to keep himself as calm as he could, though silently cursing.

An Uneasy Camaraderie 

"I may have chosen this, but I assure you; many of the men and women who fight alongside us on the battlefield didn’t. There is a reason why we have the division in our own undead factions. While some of us get along, there are those that don’t. I only told you this as a warning when it comes to trying to understand us, we aren’t all evil as you have presumed."  There was silence among the few gathered around the fire until Kaz jumped up. Running and pouncing, she jumps at Ferael, making both Silvina and Kelthur laugh as the archer struggles to catch his balance. Kaz grins from her spot on top the archers shoulders. "Pffft- you’re getting slow, old man!” Kaz laughs, jumping off of Ferael.  “Shhh, don’t say that to his face! He’s touchy~” Silvina jokes as Ferael walks away  throwing his hands up in the air.  Kelthur stops laughing, cursing under his breath before turning towards the girls with an apologetic grin. “Sorry, would hang longer but I’m being forced to go with him back to the forest to restock.”

Transforners -

Evening Out The Battlefield  

Glancing down at his arms, he did a quick internal scan to see if anything major was injured. Thankfully, his important and major systems were functional, only superficial wounds that appeared but he’d dealt with worse so those could wait. Unfortunately, because it was, of course, an organic planet, he had dirt, leaves and sticks stuck in his amour seams. Never mind the scratched and scrapped paint by his less than gracious crash landing, Sunstreaker already felt annoyed by this planet.  Getting up and trying to ignore the gross feeling of dirt and gunk caked in between his plating, he stared to where their pod crashed. They’d travelled a long way and he was honestly surprised that their escape pod even lasted as long as it did. When they broke the planet’s atmosphere, the pod had overheated which was probably why they’d been flung out of it.  Reaching out with his spark bond, he felt Sideswipe begin to online. With his spark directing him towards his brother, Sunstreaker curled his lip. He could feel the dirt creep into his joints and protoform with every step he took.  Primus he hated organic planets. Why did Prime choose an organic planet?

Wherever The Solar Blasts Take Us

Having stopped by a tech shop earlier to buy some ‘high tech’ computers which were really primitive, he was relieved to find out that his old credit card still worked. Of course, this was still going off on the hope that the autobots really were struggling like he had assumed. If not, he could just give it to one of their human friends, maybe he could win some points.  It wasn’t because he was nervous, no way!  Knockout felt his spark quicken up as he drove into Jasper. He never really gave it much thought on why neither him or Breakdown had reported to Megatron that he was aware that the autobots resided somewhere nearby the small town. He had told Star, who only shrugged at the information.

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All You’ve Got Is Yourself(And Me)

Dear God, he was still alive and quirkless and useless.  “You are still alive. And completely healed.” A rough voice spoke through his sobs. Izuku took a deep and shaky breath, shakily sitting himself up. He wiped his tears with his sleeves though it was done in vain as the tears kept pouring out.  The man was now crouching beside him, head tilted as he watched Izuku. “Did you know you would survive?"  "No.” The answer spilled out of Izuku’s mouth before he could even process his mouth opening. A fresh wave of sobs and tears worked it’s way to his throat, though he was now trying to calm his breathing. The stranger hummed, before tugging on Izuku’s sleeve. “Well, no one else besides me saw. I’d say get out of here before people come near and see you sitting in a big pool of your own blood."  Izuku nodded and stood up before freezing altogether. A pool of his own blood. That meant- looking at the sidewalk, Izuku noted the large splatter of blood across the ground. It painted the sidewalk a dark, angry red.

The Terror Teens 

He’s glad he brought her. She can deal with Giran better than he could, even on a good day. Despite dealing with the older man for the past four years, he still finds him insufferable. Who cares if he’s doing alright? Why act as if he actually gave a damn about Izuku when he was still selling him weapons and support equipment?  God, he’s annoying.  “Whoa, that’s an impressive face you’re making Midoriya.” Giran says, chuckling as he pulls out a cigarette from his pack. “It’s in the car but first we’re waiting for someone else.”  Himiko nodded before bouncing over to the old man. “Who would that be? Are they fun? Are they going to stab Izu again? Why didn’t you bring it with you? Where’s your car? Are you planning to do something gross with us old man? Are you a pervert?”  Giran takes a long drag of his cigarette while stepping away from the girl before letting out a long sigh. “If I didn’t know that you guys have the money, I wouldn’t even bother with putting up with you two.”  Izuku rolled his eyes at the fond tone Giran used. Did he expect them to believe he even cared for them besides being regular customers? Himiko let out a faux gasp before running to Izuku in a dramatic show of fake crying. “Izuuuuuu! He was being mean to me!” “Well someone has too.” Izuku replied, grinning at the look Himiko shot him. He ignored the choked sound Giran made.  She placed a hand over her heart, looking both offended and shocked as she took a dramatic step back. “Izu, I thought we were friends.”

Fog In The Peripheries

Izuku opens his eyes. The fog is gone, instead replaced with confusion before being overrun with pure terror. The labs again.  Izuku struggles against the restraints, feeling sick at the too bright fluorescent lighting, not seeing the doctors come rushing to him. At the sight of a doctor, Izuku goes limp, staring at the ceiling as all fight leaves him.  If he fights it will only hurt more. He will be punished before something would happen and he will be pulled into the fog once more.

Some Things Never Change(d) - Suspected Traitor AU

It’s hard not to notice the way everyone’s been treating him. Very reminiscent of his life before now.  Izuku notices the way everyone has slowly pulled away from him. How no one partners up with him besides Todoroki or Iida. How they seem to avoid him whenever they can. He notices how they cut him off when he’s talking. How they’ll walk away if he’s heading in their direction. How they talk about him whenever he’s not in the room, something he couldn’t believe the first time it happened.  He had been running back to the classroom to grab his school bag, having written an idea for the new headphones Mei was working on for his costume. He was outside the doors, still in the hallway when he heard Uraraka and Iida arguing. About him. “You can’t trust Deku!” Uraraka. “This entire thing makes no sense!” Iida You were an idiot to think things would change just because you have a quirk.  But why? Is there ever a reason?

A Convenient Scape Goat - Homewrecker Au

“You’re quirkless, yet while you attended U.A, you had a quirk which you used. Now, you are once again quirkless. How are we supposed to believe you that you’re not connected to-” Izuku didn’t bother listening, staring a hole into the table. All Might hadn’t bothered wasting time, demanding Izuku to give him One For All back as soon as he was taken into police custody. Of course, Izuku realized that it was his plan all along to get it back. He wasn’t surprised, but it still hurt. Knowing that his hero, the one man he had believed and trusted had used him and then looked for a way to throw him away. Izuku was only a means to the end, though he had wondered what would have changed if he had never introduced All Might to his Mom.  Would All Might have actually cared about training him? Would he have been proud of him? Would All Might actually care about him other than seeing him as a mistake as soon as he brought up his own issues with his Mom? Izuku would never know.  Because it was All Might’s fault he was here in the first place.  Izuku was shaken from his thoughts as a hand gripped his hair and slammed it into the metal table. He heard the crunch of his nose breaking again, though he only shut his eyes closed. He would not give them the satisfaction of crying, not even as they repeated the motion until the darkness of unconsciousness took him.

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Should I post the first smut fic I wrote

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AUDUJEJFNFJGKNG

IM WRITING MYSELF A SELF INDULGENT FIC NOW

HOLY FUCK I AM AHDUWJXJJFNMGG

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Seya: I trust Emerald with my life

Chaz: Same, she's so understanding

*In their telepathic link*

Chaz: But you should still make sure you take a weapon in case she tries anything

Seya, out loud: Do you think I'm an idiot? *moves to grab one of his many knives on his holster*

Adam, who vividly remembers walking in to meet Emerald as she was drowning someone in their own blood: what the fuck

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Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

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The Terror Teens first chapter is up

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First two rewritten chapters of Save Me are out UwU

Fate Does Not Bind

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Just wanted to pop by and say that your save me fic is amazing!! I just binged read the heck outta it!

Uwahhhh, I didn't see this until now! Thank you so much!!! I'm not sure how old this ask is, but if you were still interested, I'm rewriting the entire thing, so unfortunately the original is left as is, but the new one should be up soon!

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How is there only 33 fics for tenkoi if I have to fucjing write some one shots to fill up this tag I fucking will because THEY'RE FUCKIGN SWEET OKAY