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Mc: Let me get this straight...

Lucifer, Solomon and Simeon kneeling on the floor in front of them.

Mc: You want me to help you settle a dispute between two tribes of magical creatures.

Simeon: *hurried* That's…

Mc: Because Luke had insisted on going to see those creatures because Solomon *looking at him* had shown them to him, saying that they were harmless.

Solomon: *without looking up, a shy smile on his face* Ha, ha, ha…. Yes

Mc: And then Luke accompanied by the brothers *looking at Lucifer* went and broke the seal that marked the peace between the tribes starting a civil war.

Lucifer: Yes…

Mc: And you expect ME, who happens to know the matriarchs and leaders of the tribes, because I happen to take this peace between the three realms very seriously, to intercede and solve the problem?

Lucifer, Simeon and Solomon: That's is…

Mc: Ummm let me think….. No.

Solomon: Mc!!!

Mc: So now I'm mature enough??

Lucifer: This and that are different things!!!!

Mc: Any of you let me go to the lantern festival with my classmates at night because I was too young!!!!! Too young to understand the dangers of Devildom!!!!!

Simeon: But Mc-

Mc: And now I am old enough to solve diplomatic problems that can affect the whole political balance of hell? Nu, nu, I refuse, it's your problem.

Lucifer: Mc please…

Simeon: We are asking you on our knees…

Solomon: This is very serious… We'll do whatever you want.

Mc: Nope, I'm too young to understand the seriousness of this situation, I leave it to you, the ADULTS.

The three of them: Mc!!!!

Mc: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an afternoon tea with the queen of the mermaids *leaves*.

Meanwhile at the back of the room, calm because had already asked Mc help and the problem was solved.

Diavolo: Did you see that?

Barbatos: *smiling* Yes, my lord

Diavolo: *funnily* And everyone told me that it was a bad idea to give Mc a government position :D.

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AAIT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FATHER?? FATHER??? FATHER IN LAW??? DAD????

He's the only new card this month! He's SSR. The rest are Beans Floyd SSR rerun and Cater and Azul birthday!

OH .Y GOD I'LL DEFINITELY BE PULLING FOR HIM OH MY GOD?!!!!

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Interesting I wonder.......are the theories right? 👀

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This is too funny😂

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Ok this makes me feel bad for mammon because the way his brothers treat him is just a no.

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🐉🍼, crying: "Papa, no more... Please..."

🐉: "Wrong move, child! You will rue this mistake!"

🐉🍼, crying louder: "Nooooo! Papa noooo!"

🐉: "Won't you stop this bleating? We are only playing a game!

🐉🍼: "WAAAAAAAH!"

🐉: "Your mother will think I'm bullying you--"

🐉🍼: "Mamaaaa! Papa is bullying meeee!!"

🐉: "I AM NOT. Where are you learning these malevolent techniques?"

They're playing flip-cards memory game and the competitive dad is absolutely beating his child's ass without mercy. The boy is three years old.

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Diavolo you majestic prince why must you be so pretty? 😭💞

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18+ talk and pregnancy stuff with Malleus / A little crack lol / afab mc / slight chapter 7 diasomnia spoilers about fairies

*Malleus and MC having sex for the first time*

*Fast forward to 2/3 months later*

MC: Uhmmmmm.... remember the deed that we did last time?

Malleus: The ... deed? *smirks* yes I do. What about it? Want me to do it again?

MC: *embarassed* Im pregnant

Malleus: *stares at you with a blank face, blinks (he's internally brainstorming how to take care of you)* I see... where's the flower?

MC: ????? What flower????

Malleus: Don't babies grow on flower nectar?

MC: *Doesn't know that fairies grow on flower nectar* Since when???

Malleus: It has always been like this? Fairies grow on flower nectar

MC: Oh.... *realises what's going on* But I am a human... so the baby is going to grow inside my belly

Malleus: *Eyes wide, looking at you up and down* Inside you? You mean it's going to grow as big as a football since your belly? How is it going to come out? Through magic?

MC: It's going to come out through my vagina?

Malleus: *Knows nothing about human bodies* HUUHHHHHHHHHH????????????????????????????????

[kyla10]

Lol Diavolo that's a bad idea to skip your duties but Barb is scary so can't blame you😀👀 also yassss finally got a outfit for him since I haven't been able to.

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Can relate

I need to stop scrolling tumblr because everytime I see a post about chapter 7, it’s all angst 😭😭😭 my heart 😭😭😭

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I have so many questions with this chat but I think my main one is Luci u alright? 🧐

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Funny how if I don't invite mal over he just invites himself like huh😂 also pewpa lila annoying riddle😂

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Just got this today ang ngl I'm happy because he's baby🥰😘😍

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JOSH HUTCHERSON as MICHAEL AFTON MIKE SCHMIDT in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S (2023)

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Solomon and MC arguing -

Solomon: How does it feel to be the worst sorcerer ever, huh?

MC: Shut up! Your mother buys you mega blocks instead of Legos.

Solomon: *gasps* You fuckin take that back.

The bros/Angels/Diavolo/Barbatos:

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I didn't know the avatar of pride was capable of apologizing 😱😱😱😱 the 2nd pic is my general reaction to him apologizing lol I love asmo VA🥰😘

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i think this man has a problem actually,