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i'm gonna start making all my posts unrebloggable so u guys can't derail them. next time i make a post about bouncing and moaning on it do NOT tag sonic the hedgehog

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Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

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thats right we have eyes on our target. you want me to suck the milk out of his cookie? the milk out of his cookie. the cookie hes holding and dipping in the milk. our target is eating the cookie. shall i suck the milk out of it? targets cookie is laden with milk. alert! proceed? proceed with milk evacuation. your orders sir. we have eyes on him sir. milk is in the cookie sir.

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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it should be in the club

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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Panic attack during a CT scan

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.