kyohamada

[kyohamada]

text 📱 kyustin

Kyo: Apparently there's talk of a group camping trip? Idk, Heath texted me earlier asking me if I'd wanna go and if I have to suffer, guess who's suffering with me 😈

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyustin

Austin: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺You want to resist being my friend?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Kyo: I didn't say that. I said in this hypothetical scenario where you only own part of my soul, I probably could and would.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kris

Cris: I've been too nice to you lately. It was time for me to start being mean again, sorryyy. 😛

Cris: Besides, you asking for my company for once? I gotta take advantage of this while it's happening since most the time it's the other way around. lol

Kyo: You're a liarrrrr, you're not sorry 😛

Kyo: Oh, okay, well you go ahead and do that, guess I'll just spend all my free time with the cult, people who don't make me beg to hang out with them lol

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyustin

Austin: I have no idea what I'd do with your soul if I had it actually. Outside of forcing you to be my best friend forever, but I obviously don't need your whole soul for that

Kyo: How is that obvious? Because the way I see it, if you don't have the whole soul, I can still resist being your friend.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 koe

Zoe: because we can get better food somewhere else's??? i dunno if i'm the best to talk people out of things!

Kyo: Yeah, I know, I should be going to the cafe instead of eating Nutella out of the jar, but... that takes walking. I don't wanna walk on my day off 😫

[kyohamada]

text 💬 maisyo

Maisy: autocorrect always seems to have it's own mind, don't you think?

Maisy: But to answer your first text: I could die for some coffee right now.

Kyo: Yeah, thinking about our phones with minds of their own is a bit of a scary thought, actually.

Kyo: Same, all I've had all week is hospital coffee. I don't usually order them, but I could really go for something drowning in caramel and whipped cream.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kris

Cris: I meannnn, what's in it for me? You got anything to offer here? I'm a busy woman, Hamada.

Kyo: Dang, Dubois. Sure know how to make a guy feel appreciated. Thanks, needed that pick-me-up 😂

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyustin

Austin: Boo! Went up to what now? My currency plentiful enough that I'm pretty sure it's good everywhere! What if it was a car filled with EVERY girl scout cookie?

Kyo: Well, now I wanna know why you wanna own my soul so bad... what are you gonna do with it 👀

[kyohamada]

TEXT 🤩 KYOYO

Yoyo: QUICK, MAKE YOURSELF PRESENTABLE AND GET OVER TO THE CAMPUS CROWNBUCKS STAT!

Yoyo: Did you appreciate the doctor's talk with 'stat'?

Kyo: Did you forget your wallet and trying to get me to pay? That's the only reason I could come up with for the urgency.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 maisyo

Kyo: Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.

Kyo: ...I literally typed donuts why the fuck would I want handcuffs with my coffee?

[kyohamada]

text 💬 koe

Kyo: I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now and something other than the poor dietary choices. I know all that, but the jar is still staring at me.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyoto

Kyo: New phone, who this?

Kyo: Okay, I know who this is, but not kidding about the new phone. Felt like I needed to send out at least one of those texts or it was a missed opportunity.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 rosyo

Kyo: I am so not jealous of parents. Not after the things I've seen shoved up kids noses. Kind of makes you never want to have kids of your own.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyustin

Austin: If I knew that was the price of your soul I would've gotten a whole carton of them forever and forever ago! I think I can still find one 🤔

Kyo: Oooh, sorry, the price just went up. Rules of supply and demand, Austin. I already got what I demanded, no more need for a supply, therefore, your currency is no good here.

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kris

Kyo: I guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore 🥺

[kyohamada]

text 💬 kyustin

Kyo: I'm pretty sure I just sold my soul to Girl Scouts for their last box of Caramel deLites.

[kyohamada]

aspenfrederickson​:

Aspen hadn’t been on a date since her breakup with Beau, and auctioning herself off via picnic basket had seemed like a good way to put herself back out there. She couldn’t dwell on what a terrible girlfriend she had been forever, and she certainly couldn’t pine after childhood friends who didn’t see her that way until she died, either, so she was excited to spoil someone new for a day and see where things could go.

Only… when she heard who had won her basket, it wasn’t someone new at all. It was @kyohamada, and Aspen wished her twin was there to keep her from hyperventilating. Sure, she hung out with him often enough, sometimes even alone… but Aspen had been dreaming about going on a date with him since she’d been a little girl, for so long that she didn’t even remember a time when that wasn’t something she’d wanted. Still screaming internally, and with legs that felt like Jell-O, Aspen willed herself to move towards him, using the few seconds walk to try and think of something charming and grown-up to say.

Instead, she found herself tripping over her feet, just barely catching herself before she toppled into Kyo completely. “Oops? Hi,” Aspen said sheepishly, glad she hadn’t dropped the basket and ruined this before it even started. “Good news, I didn’t injure myself! But even if I did, at least there’s a first aid kit,” she reminded him, holding his basket prize out towards him with a warm smile. 

The main draw to the event was that the proceeds went to a great cause, but everyone was always on his case about working too much so he figured the couple of hours spent with the basket-maker if he won anything would be a great way to prove to the nay-sayers that he did in fact know how to unwind and have fun. It was almost weirdly perfect that the person who made the basket he ended up winning just so happened to be one of those nay-sayers. He had to laugh to himself when that little tidbit was revealed, and for a brief moment wondered if maybe she had set it up that way. It was not uncommon for the twins to mention bribery as a means of getting their way, after all. 

There wasn’t really enough time to entertain the theory, however, as seconds later she was approaching -- if you could really call it that. It was more like she stumbled her way over, but that was just her way. Years of knowing her had prepared Kyo for a less-than-graceful entrance and it was second nature to him at this point to have his arms out at the ready to catch her in case she actually toppled over. “You trip more than a toddler learning to walk, you know that?” he teased, accepting the basket from her. ‘Is this about to get weird?’ he couldn’t help but wonder. This was Aspen they were talking about, and it was no secret how she felt about him. Truthfully he’d kind of just ignored it growing up, written it off as a phase when they were younger. And now here they were, her feelings seemingly just as apparent as they were back then. And while Kyo cared for her, he was just never sure he could return her affections. 

But he’d also never tried. To him, Aspen had always been his childhood friend, almost like another sister to him. What would happen if he actually gave this a shot? He wasn’t quite sure he knew how to do that, but if there was ever a time to give a try this would be it, wouldn’t it? “So,” with a smirk, Kyo reached into the basket and pulled out one of the miniature bottles of alcohol, the usual teasing light in his eyes returning as he brought his gaze back to meet hers. “Trying to get the winner drunk? Was that the whole plan with the basket?”