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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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Today on Phrases That Made Me Feel Really Old:

“Buffy the Vampire Slayer Modern AU”

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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

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oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you

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"Not yet, Ferb."

They're at a drive through

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'you see sea waves foaming into spume, and feel the explorer's exultant joy. Then the image is gone, like so much silken night under a cut-shade sun'

Memory | Sea

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frolicking squid

Day 6: Memory | Sea

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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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maintaining friendships as an adult be like

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popular fanon will kill patient. he needs source material to live.

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bad dialogue will have you saying 'now why the hell would he say that' good dialogue will have you saying 'now why the hell would he say that'

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noncon friendship

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Coat of arms.

Day 3: Exploration | Home

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