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What's y'all's favorite wangxian fics?
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Had a dream last night where I got an ask that said "I'll kill you. Btw I'm 80 yrs old"
And I was like "uhhhh ok"
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Wen Ning: Fist me. Wei Wuxian: I- What the fuck? Wen Ning: *holds out fist for a fist bump* Wei Wuxian: Right. That’s what you- Right, okay. Jesus fucking Chr-
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Y'all I think something might be weird about these ice cream cones I bought...
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Who is the mysterious masked competitor from this poll?
#while i DO think MBJ is the correct answer#i voted LQG because the idea of him joining JUST so he can try to make sure LBH doesn't win was too funny
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Somewhere in an alternate omegaverse world people are arguing on the Internet about their headcannons of their favorite characters secondary gender and it is heated.
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Tw: horny
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This is bigger than brain rot, this is brain nitrogen cycle
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Wei Wuxian (showing up to a family event that he was invited to):
Jin Ling (who knew he was coming.. because he invited him): Ew what're you doing here 😒
#based on how my youngest brother (12) reacts every time i show up at my parents house#“what're youuuu doing hereee”#i am his favorite parent btw#mdzs#jin ling#wei wuxian
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the shen twins, about to be up to no good (courtesy of shen yuan's bad ideas, and shen jiu's inability to tell him no)
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Went and got an IUD today and Jesus Christ that shit hurt worse than having actual surgery. It hurt so bad I threw up four times and started crying. Literally thought I was gonna pass out at one point. I normally have a high pain tolerance but damn.
#worst pain of my life#I'd rather have my arm cut off than do that again#thank god it lasts 12 yrs#iud#how dare I want hormone free birth control
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I like to think that when Bian Yanmei and Yu Shengyan both piss Yan Wushi off at the same time he tells them he's gonna have A-Qiao (the deer) inherit the Huanyue Sect.
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Now imagine if we put all of the Danmei Shens in a room together...
#danmei#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen qiao#shen wei#shen zechuan#svsss#thousand autumns#ballad of sword and wine#guardian
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I need a Thousand Autumns AU where Qi Fengge is alive. Not because I particularly care about him as a character but because I think it'd be hilarious to watch Yan Wushi pull a "yes sir, I'll have him home by 9pm". OR. Yan Wushi trying to sneak a bite of Qi Fengge's prized cabbage.
Yan Wushi, flirting: so what're you doing this weekend?
Shen Qiao, bullshitting: my shizun says I'm busy.
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It's funny that in mdzs x sanrio collab LWJ is paired with Cinnamoroll
#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#mxtx mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#i love this so baddd#cinnamoroll my boyyy
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