kill the shift manager in your brain
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I love your merman aventurine au! it activates my marine biology enthusiast neurons in the best way.
if possible, could we perhaps see what a merman ratio would look like? if it's okay for me to ask ^^
Mermen ratiorine it is!!
brought to you by little gay merman with little gay dreams
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notes and breakdown of my shang qinghua design
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I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining
To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace
Leg so short
Short short leg
Leg so short he roll like eg
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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?
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But is it a blessing or a curse?♠️
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*deep sigh*
don’t make me tap the sign
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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