Crow • 20+ they/them • aro/ace None of this nonsense, please.
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one day postcanon, lan xichen is offered a miracle: he can bring exactly one dead person of his choice back to life.
upon resurrection, the chosen person will be restored to the height of their physical power and wellbeing, after which they will be able to live and die as a normal human being. if this person was a cultivator, they will be resurrected as a cultivator; if this person was a non-cultivator; they will be resurrected as a non-cultivator. the chosen person's soul will also not be negatively impacted by this resurrection at all, and will be able to enter the cycle of reincarnation normally upon their second death. resurrection itself will not bring any harm to any third-party individuals.
#stares at the results#why would he bring back a guy who knowingly and intentionally drove himself into an early grave#like. lxc is to jgy what lwj is to wwx.#if post canon lxc had an opportunity to make things up to jgy he is 100% taking that opportunity#jgy tag
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Babysitting tips: keep the baby entertained
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FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!
Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

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Honkai: Star rail | Myriad Celestia Trailer — Fables About the Stars Part 2
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jin guangyao fans, i have a question for you
feel free to provide your reasons in the tags if you want.
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.
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I can't do much but maybe this will interest someone. This cookbook is by a classically trained autistic chef, made for people with sensory issues. It's sold 1/6th of its initial run because apparently no one wants to have an autistic person interviewed on TV.
Apparently it's also very funny.
Spread this around! I bet someone here can use this.
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i love making textpost shitpost things hello
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Hi chat hands you genshin textposts where it’s very obvious who my favorites are
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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨
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jin guangmouse
#jin guangmouse? on my birthday? why thank you#jin guangmouse#jgy tag#i love him so much#his liddol peets
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The study divided 54 subjects—18 to 39 year-olds from the Boston area—into three groups, and asked them to write several SAT essays using OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Google’s search engine, and nothing at all, respectively. Researchers used an EEG to record the writers’ brain activity across 32 regions, and found that of the three groups, ChatGPT users had the lowest brain engagement and “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.” Over the course of several months, ChatGPT users got lazier with each subsequent essay, often resorting to copy-and-paste by the end of the study.
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